You just won $400+ million dollars...what are the first 10 things you do?

[Team Punishment]

The next 10 steps you take/things you purchase are what misc?

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Reps for legit answers!

[Eugene18]

1. buy lots of creatine
2. eat only animals
3. buy a mansion
4. buy a fleet of murdered out cars
5. smoke only the finest blunts money can buy
6. get a 6000 gallon aquarium
7. buy lots of guns and ammo
8. get a second mortgage
9. down to $5,000
10. file for bankruptcy

[AreolaBorealis]

Buy bodybuilding.com

[DenimChicken]

1. Go to the dollar store
2. Buy 400 million things

[Team Punishment]

lol at responses. oh misc...you never let me down

[EstasMirando]

pay you to rep me
go to notre dame college
open a branch of gyms
buy nice azz cars
set up family and close friends for life
buy misc an island
eat nothing but steak and lobster
mansion with personal chef

etc

[Archangel_Lost]

1. convert 3/4 of it to gold and silver
2. buy large chests
3. purchase pirate ship and lifetime provisions
4. set sail in pirate outfit carrying chests of treasure
5. bury treasure on island, kill all crew so nobody else knows where it is
6. draft map on some parchment
7. continue terrorizing the high seas in my pirate ship
8. musicals with new crew
9. become fatally wounded in battle with british navy
10. pass map on to loner cabin boy with cryptic message on how to find the treasure

[Briisk]

both

[BrotatoChip]

Would open up 10+ bank accounts with different banks in different countries and store most of the money (over 200 mil). Then I'd probably spend 10-50 mil on stuff like gold/silver or other things with more intrinsic value. Another 50 mil+ on stocks/forex trading stuff. Basically I'd invest ridiculous amounts of money in EVERYTHING, making sure that i'd never go flat broke if something failed or some country's economy tanked.

Of course i'd leave a few million to just spend on random **** after paying off student loans and my parents' loans etc.

[james21561]

1.Buy a Nissan GTR in Cash and a Lexus LFA
2.Mod the **** out of it
3.Buy a house for me, and parents
4.Make giving away $10,000 to a random misc thread
5.Fuk sloots
6.fuk sloots
7.fuk sloots
8.fuk sloots
9.fuk sloots
10.Never getting married

[YesWayNoWeigh]

id stay home for a few days but cant think of 10 things.. but first thing id do is go to the bar

[michniakd]

1. Purchase several apartments/houses/condos and rent them out.
2. Build best night club in city.
3. Invest in stocks.
4. Purchase a nice house ( not a mansion just a reasonable size )
5. Buy a luxury/sports/SUV
6.-9 ???
10 Profit

[PhiGreens]

offer it all for OP reps

[Team Punishment]

1. convert 3/4 of it to gold and silver
2. buy large chests
3. purchase pirate ship and lifetime provisions
4. set sail in pirate outfit carrying chests of treasure
5. bury treasure on island, kill all crew so nobody else knows where it is
6. draft map on some parchment
7. continue terrorizing the high seas in my pirate ship
8. musicals with new crew
9. become fatally wounded in battle with british navy
10. pass map on to loner cabin boy with cryptic message on how to find the treasure

Damn will you call me first? I want to be a part of this

[Liet]

I'm too lazy to type "prostitute" 10 times.

[johnnyComeau]

1. split 100mill with my imidiate family
2. open up my own gym with vip membership
3. start my own charity
4. buy a ferrari gto599
5. pay off my closest friends debt
6. produce a movie, Thriller/horror
7. cruise the street in my 599 and pick up legit 9's
8. buy a yacht
9. take a cruise around the world to visit
10. open a ymca type complex in my home town

[Floars]

1. Construct a Castle in Texas with a backyard full of endangered and well-off animals to reproduce and create a kingdom of an elite animal gene pool. Proceed to live off the wildlife I have created.
2. Purchase a barrel of Creed Aventus
3. Purchase some bespoke suits and dress shirts
4. Purchase an English Soccer Team (Preferably Newcastle)
5. Make an album with Kanye
6. Buy condo's across the world (Singapore, Spain, France, and *****)
7. Create a small paramilitary and solve the world's woes
8. Buy clothes
9. Have Iron Chefs prepare me a mega meal
10. Create an island off of Hawaii as a vacation/military base.

[GnarlySheen]

1. Give some to mom
2. Give some to dad
3. Invest some into gold and silver bullions.
4. buy recording studio
5. donate some to something
6. buy a zr1
7. buy a house
8. build a dirt bike track locally
9. sit my ass on the huge pile and just chill for a couple hours
10. buy a life time supply of nutella and sriracha

[Starred]

1. take a dump

[Domstar104]

1. Burn it

[inchamery]

First of all i wouldn't tell anyone and I would put the money in my own account
1. Go to bank
2.buy a sweet a$$ car
3.Go style in my car on all dem haters
4.Go meet up with my pals for dinner on me
5. Party through the week with endless money
6. Drop stacks on hawt b!tches i wanted to f*ck
7. When b!tches ask where i get my money be discrete and act like I am too intelligent to tell
8. Continue school while styling on everyone
9. Continue regular life while styling
10. Die happy content and have styled on everyone

[joblank]

1. Donate 400million to invisible children charity












(not srs)

[holdthemayo]

1-10: buy bodybuilding.com & neg the fuk out of people at random with my owner reps

Edit:
srs list

1) move the fuk out of my house to an apartment in NYC
2) pay off all family debt
3) continue school & become lawyer/doctor/MBA or w/e I find best fits
4) donate a good amount to charities
5) season tix to mets, come at me yankee fans
6) buy houses in Europe
7) Acquire amazingly hawt & smart wife & give kids an amazing life, try not to spoil them
8) have my parents retire to florida
9) Open my own bar
10) First week, spend it on random outrageous chit for the lulz

[LifterMark]

People overestimate the worth of $400 million

[briiii]

1. convert 3/4 of it to gold and silver
2. buy large chests
3. purchase pirate ship and lifetime provisions
4. set sail in pirate outfit carrying chests of treasure
5. bury treasure on island, kill all crew so nobody else knows where it is
6. draft map on some parchment
7. continue terrorizing the high seas in my pirate ship
8. musicals with new crew
9. become fatally wounded in battle with british navy
10. pass map on to loner cabin boy with cryptic message on how to find the treasure

it's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

[ivanovich76]

move to moscow where all the other mega wealthy have their playgrounds.
do whatever I want with my new ultra wealthy friends because the government lets us.

[MuscleDojo]

1. Hire a security company (24 hour watch for me and other family members)
2. Hire Drivers
3. Hire lawyers and start planning hostile take overs (Buy a business or start one) Wills and Trusts set up
4. Find a secure gated community to hide out and move there temporary
5. Pay off Debts
6. Donate some money to needy charity and friends
7. Plan for new house
8. Buy dream cars
9. Cat handcuffs
10 Furr Sink

[jasowhit]

1. **** hot sloots
2. **** hot sloots
3. **** hot sloots
4 **** hot sloots
5. **** hot sloots
6. **** hot sloots
7. **** hot sloots
8. **** hot sloots
9. **** hot sloots
10. **** hot sloots

[Team Punishment]

it's weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

lol aware

[jnew19]

1. Give randomly to people on the street and people who brighten my day
2. Give to my pastor and my family members and church, but keep it secret from everyone else cuz i'm not an ATM
3. Buy an assortment of houses all over the world
4. Invest 100 mil in various things
5. Buy a badass car collection
6. Start my own school that would basically be a badass sports academy
7. Dump a ****load of money into Crohn's research cuz i have Crohn's
8. Fund some charities
9. Go on a mind blowing world tour
10. Buy a major stake in a small public company just to say I'm a major stockholder.