*********Gaspari Nutrition Presents the Anavite Armbar Giveaway*********

[SeanFxxx]

Gaspari Nutrition's Anavite 'Armbar' Contest

First, a little background on what you're playing for. Anavite is one of our best and most underrated products. With 2 Grams of Carnitine Tartrate and 3.2 Grams of Beta Alanine, it is truly designed for athletes. What's more, after a slight reformulation, it now contains no artificial colors, more Vitamin D, more Magnesium, and pharmaceutical grade chelated minerals.

Now for the contest. Team Gaspari Athlete Ronda Rousey is not shy about anything. She recently stated that she wanted to 'beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian.' So we ask you, what celebrity would you like to step into the cage with and why? How would it turn out? Tell us, use pictures, make it fun. 5 LUCKY WINNERS WILL WIN A FREE BOTTLE OF ANAVITE!

P.S. For any MMA fans, Ronda defends her Strikeforce Bantamweight title in a few weeks against Sarah Kaufman



Details and other mumbo jumbo
1. U.S. only please
2. Contest ends this Friday the 10th 3pm EST
3. Don't forget to show some love for Anavite by voting
4. Good Luck!

[cap10raygun]

Carl from The Walking Dead because ever since he got that hat, he thinks he's a badass. I would go to jail for beating up a kid or embarrassed if he beat me up. Either way, it will not end well.

[Bobgnarley]

Ronda Rousey sooo hot

[thedarce]

Carl from The Walking Dead because ever since he got that hat, he thinks he's a badass. I would go to jail for beating up a kid or embarrassed if he beat me up. Either way, it will not end well.

Rep'd that's such a good one.

[zchariton55]

I would love to beat up Charlie Sheen because he is a total douche and is famous for nothing and continues to get recognition from people for being a complete dead beat drug addict that spend all the money he makes on drugs and hookers. God i really want to punch a whole straight through his face.

[BlueRev]

Carl from The Walking Dead because ever since he got that hat, he thinks he's a badass. I would go to jail for beating up a kid or embarrassed if he beat me up. Either way, it will not end well.

Rep'd
So many things happened because of that little Sh**

I would love to beat up Charlie Sheen because he is a total douche and is famous for nothing and continues to get recognition from people for being a complete dead beat drug addict that spend all the money he makes on drugs and hookers. God i really want to punch a whole straight through his face.

He's famous for a ton of things....

[thedarce]

Obama... i want to test his manhood, it's easy to fight a way half way across the world, it's harder to stand in front of a man with only one goal in mind, to hurt you.

He's gonna be taller than me, so either i would fight in close, throw up a double jab to get his hands up, change lever and go for Single ->high crotch->Double leg. from there, pass his guard, either with a knee cutter pass, [hopefully smashing his balls in the process; one of the drawbacks or good things depending on if it's being done to you, or if you are doing it to someone]from there, would do Knee on Belly and keep changing sides, drill my knee in his sternum, making it hard for him to breathe, hopefully taking the will out of him. you can see it in a man's eyes when he just wants nothing more to do with you.

if it's MMA would mount, punch and elbow in his face, if he gives me the arm i wouldn't take it, would push it aside and continue hitting him in the face.

if it's BJJ then i would finish it with a d'arce [there's a reason i picked this user name]

[Bobgnarley]

Not many celebs annoy me but if I had to pick one to fight it would be this Spencer Pratt guy. I honestly don't know much about him except he has a very punchable face and he got all his fame from reality tv. So that makes it more than enough reason to step into the ring with him.



I would destroy this kid no technique required I would just give him an old fashioned Christmas Story beat down.

[yankeekid15]

JUSTIN BIEBER!



Simply because, well, he's Justin Bieber. He thinks his sh!$ don't stink, and someone needs to put him in his place and give him a dose of reality. Sure he's got golden locks, a voice from the heavens, and a hot girlfriend, but there's just something about him that makes me want to punch him square in the face over and over and over. You get my point.

[Bobgnarley]

JUSTIN BIEBER!



Simply because, well, he's Justin Bieber. He thinks his sh!$ don't stink, and someone needs to put him in his place and give him a dose of reality. Sure he's got golden locks, a voice from the heavens, and a hot girlfriend, but there's just something about him that makes me want to punch him square in the face over and over and over. You get my point.

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Found the answer to why you want to punch him over and over I'll bold it for you.

[yankeekid15]

Found the answer to why you want to punch him over and over I'll bold it for you.

Good find! haha

[cory2731]

please, please, please....give me 10 minutes in the cage with this little chit. i swear, every time i see him on TV or hear him on the radio i literally cringe and cannot change the station soon enough. its almost like an obsession...but in a bizarro world...lolol. seriously tho....i have a genuine dislike for mr. bieber and would have nooo problem inflicting some intense pain upon him in the cage. any of you that feel the same way...the line forms HERE!




everytime i see him im all.......

[BenW22]

This guy...I mean, Dear God, this reality star needs a beating just to bring him back to "reality."



These guys need from anywhere between a slap, a beating and a kick in the balls. What a bunch of tools. I would say the Bacheloette herself needs a slap for abandoning her child TWICE to whore herself out on TV to "find love," but I'll leave that up to another woman to take care of.



And basically all of these people. If it's so bad here, get the hell out. Oh that's right, you're bitching about the very freedoms that allow you to be bitching. Try that $hit in North Korea, son.

[Bobgnarley]

Lot of JB hate here! Give this song a listen you may like it lol

[yankeekid15]

please, please, please....give me 10 minutes in the cage with this little chit. i swear, every time i see him on TV or hear him on the radio i literally cringe and cannot change the station soon enough. its almost like an obsession...but in a bizarro world...lolol. seriously tho....i have a genuine dislike for mr. bieber and would have nooo problem inflicting some intense pain upon him in the cage. any of you that feel the same way...the line forms HERE!






everytime i see him im all.......

10 minutes?!? You could spend 10 seconds, poke him in the ribs, and he'd probably break into a million pieces. But yeah I'm with you. 1 round in a cage with this guy would make my life. And btw, this cannot be serious....

[deserusan]

Nice....

[yankeekid15]

Surprised there's not more entries yet. A chance to describe what celebrity you want to beat up in a cage match..

WHAT AN AMAZING PROMO!

Never had Anavite before so would definitely love to win, but I'm also equally excited to see what people have to say in here haha. Thanks for the opportunity SeanFxxx!!

[cory2731]

10 minutes?!? You could spend 10 seconds, poke him in the ribs, and he'd probably break into a million pieces. But yeah I'm with you. 1 round in a cage with this guy would make my life. And btw, this cannot be serious....

no freakin way...thats gotta be fake

[FiveStarPre]

^^ Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

ever since I was a kid I wanted to go at it with this guy...No hate (Im actually a fan) but I just always had the desire to go 1 on 1 with him..and BTW.....I would win this fight HANDS DOWN....jab jab...left...right....Rock? Nah....we will see him crack once i get my hands on him

[Bobgnarley]

no freakin way...thats gotta be fake

Yea no way he's that big... lol

[imagedynamix]

Now for the contest. (snip) So we ask you, what celebrity would you like to step into the cage with and why? How would it turn out? Tell us, use pictures, make it fun. 5 LUCKY WINNERS WILL WIN A FREE BOTTLE OF ANAVITE!

Steve. Yes, that Steve.



Just look at the guy! Come on, he knows where the clues are! He knows Blue is a mischievous animal that just wants to put its grimey paws all over everything.!



He has to be trippin some serious balls if he's talking to a 2D dog and jumping through pictures to random places.



Why don't you just lock the dog up? That'd save you some time in cleaning up...

I'd kick the snot out of him and rip that stupid striped shirt off and burn it.

[ODoyle99]

I really couldn't decide between two, as they get on my nerves pretty much equally:

1st. The Ginger from Harry Potter


WHY DOES HE GET EMMA WATSON??

^^Do you really think you'd see a couple like that in real life? No way. Also..


^^True story.


2nd. The Twilight Guy


Do I really need to say why? While he does have a soul, unlike #1, it is not one of an actor.

[ptsbrgpiratez18]

I would want to step into the ring with Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper. He is arrogant, and no one has stood up to him so far. He blows kisses at pitchers at the A level in the minors. He is pampered and arrogant. I would put my fist through his face, if I was with him in the cage. He even has a douchebag haricut.

[ryand15]

RANDY JACKSON, DAWG

Yo, Yo, Yo Id love to step in the ring with Randy. For some reason I cant even look at him without getting angry. He killed me when I used to watch American Idol, yes I admit it I watched Idol lol. But anyways Id like to get in the ring with him and drop kick him right in the face. I think I could end the fight pretty quick, because I got 11 seasons of built up Idol rage that I need to unleash!

[AnimalStrength]

Mayn i would like to step into the cage with justin beiber not even sure if he is prodcing any test out of that skinny no muscle baby troll body of his i would hit him once he would go down with a broken jaw and concussion while pissing in his mma shorts even that baby back BATCH got some. hahaha

[mtownballer20]

David Beckham




Tired of all the girls thinking he is so hot, and has an "amazing body"....the dude is small and has some abs....he is not "muscular" like many people believe. He seems quite arrogant and full of himself, I don't watch soccer but that's what I get from him. As long as he doesn't Bend it like Beckham kick me in the face, I think I'll be alright and whoop is fruity butt.

[Leoschanel]

results me getting my ass beat by spinging back elbow and getting suplex 90 time in the first round ko on me lol

why: if your gonna fight might aswell be the best and im a huge jon jones fan

[Nickadams24]

Ronda, if I get to be the guy in the picture. Anchorman rules, no touching of the hair or face.

[Uri3LV8]

Name: Carrot Top

Look at this dude he was one of those people you just look at & get a certain urge to punch him in the face for no apparent reason.JUST LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM! Stupid hairstyle carrot top? Really? And what's going on with your eyebrows? Please I want a 1 vs 1 with him

Give me a 5 round 5 minutes each round like in the UFC main events I would break every limb arm bar, knee bar, everything! Then do a rear necked choke until he passes out then after cut his stupid hair and make him bald.


That is all

[diesel_3]

I'm not even American but reading this thread got me fired up about my life long #1 on my hit list CHUMP!

Ever since watching 'Child's Play' as a kid it always INFURIATED me that a stupid DOLL was killing people, like the scene in the first one where that bitch ass Cop was getting choked out by a burnt plastic doll's arm?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Look at that plastic face...not to mention he is a GINGER!



I would just love to boot f*ck Chucky and punt his ass to the moon!

This thread/promo is great, continue on American friends!