A wizard approaches you and offers you one of 10 items... What would you pick?

[trano]

3 for sure

[DotheDew563]

Probably 3. Although I may go insane from all the knowledge I would hold.

Also 4 would seem like fun, but it would get annoying as fuk after awhile.

[MusicProducer]

#3

If I could touch a book and understand it's content like a master, OH LAWD.

brb mastering the financial industry
brb mastering current levels of psychology fiels
brb becoming one of the most knowledgeable and valuable individuals in the world

[wayprotein]

3 says u can absorb it,
brb read book about martial arts
brb ninja,
brb read fantasy novel
brb wizard
brb make myselfs all items since im wizard
brb u hate *******s like me

no it doesnt, it says "absorb knowledge"

#3

If I could touch a book and understand it's content like a master, OH LAWD.

brb mastering the financial industry
brb mastering current levels of psychology fiels
brb becoming one of the most knowledgeable and valuable individuals in the world

lol that you think just because you read a book somehow you mastered every industry

[Comstarr]

#3

If I could touch a book and understand it's content like a master, OH LAWD.

brb mastering the financial industry
brb mastering current levels of psychology fiels
brb becoming one of the most knowledgeable and valuable individuals in the world

brb getting assassinated by some crazy radical fanatic redneck because he thinks you're the anti-christ




can't go wrong with 7 brah

[TXAg]

7

Come at me *******s... oh you can't cus im invincible.

brb lifting heavy for 130 years with no injuries and the body/test of someone in their 20's.

I'd be trollin fools at the gym with the ugliest worst form 800lb dead lifts... and not a single disk was slipped that day.

I'd sell one of the pieces for few billion dollars. Give the rest to my family/closest friends.

[AJPa]

no it doesnt, it says "absorb knowledge"

ill absorb u

[hurstville]

easily #7

If you pick anything else, some ***got will kill you and take your ****.

[HarryBalzonya]

lol @ brahs who pick 7

brb govt is gonna get your ass and keep you locked up forever

Good luck to any government that can take down TWELVE invinciple people! You on that HERP DERP time cuz????

[THEFUKK]

7 or 8

7. invincible = do whatever the **** i want. climb mt everest naked? done. go skydiving, without a parachute? fuk ya
brb world's best mercenary
8. world's best lifestyle, most profitable option. could go from new york to japan instantly, most ****in valuable service in the world.
brb stealing from fort knox, brb world's best drug smuggler, brb world's best ambulance

[Birdy69]

7.

Use your invincibility/time to become a wizard too.. Profit.

[DrBroscientist]

3. Brb mastering all physics, chemistry and biology related texts. Brb inventing crap ton of new things including life extension etc because unlike everyone else I have all of humanity's knowledge inside my head. Brb ballin'. Brb master at psychology.

[Birdy69]

Good luck to any government that can take down TWELVE invinciple people! You on that HERP DERP time cuz????

inb4 government sends a group of warlocks to banish you to another plane of existence for exactly 161 years.

[Chroma]

So clearly 3.

[provok3d]

1.A pot that can produce 1,000 kilograms of any food per day.
2.A bracelet that keeps weather perfect wherever you go and within a 250 kilometre radius.
3.A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them.
4.An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used on anyone that you love.
5.A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
6.A bell that when rang fixes any one object at a time, excluding living things, within a minute.
7.A chocolate bar, with twelve pieces, that makes anyone who eats a single piece invincible and youthful until the age of 160.
8.A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
9.A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
10.An immortal dog that poops out one gold coin every time it goes to the bathroom.

Obviously 7. You get to be young and freaking invincible for 160 years. What's the point of choosing anything else if you die the next day... I mean you can even sell the rest of the pieces to make a fortune and do whatever the fk you want to do.

[DarkInvoker]

3.A necklace that allows you to touch books and instantly absorb knowledge without having to read them.
You'd be the smartest mother****er on earth. Be able to get pretty much any job you want. Be able to talk about anything with complete confidence...not sure if I'd want to be that smart though to be honest, you'd feel so superior to everyone else.

4.An unlimited bottle of perfume that will make you wildly attractive to the opposite sex (or same sex if you’re gay), however, it cannot be used on anyone that you love.
Would be cool for a while. But tbh good enough aesthetics could pretty much do this anyway, aside from ****ing celebs.

5.A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.
Could save yourself from death if you got hit by a car or some**** but that is rare. You could earn as much money as you like through betting though, would be fun.

8.A no fuel required, maintenance free, eight person van that can take you anywhere on the planet within one second.
Could travel anywhere within seconds...your days would be a lot longer as you wouldn't have to commute to places. Small **** like waking up for uni / work just before you start, going on holiday whenever the **** you want / wherever the **** you want with whoever you want...could also rob a bank easily = as much money as you want. Would choose this.

9.A remote control that allows you and another person to change, superficially, into anyone you want; the effect lasts until you decide to revert.
Prob my second fav. Could experience so much ****. Change into Tiesto, Messi some heroin addict (brb experiencing the best feelings in the world without consquence on your own body).

[Devils212]

One of 3,8 and 9. Edging towards 3 tho.

[bertostare]

3 or 8

[adolfhitler69]

3, immortal chocolate is tempting though

[outfoxxed]

can i combine 1 and 10? get a dog and feed him 1000kg of a food a day so he gets passive protein dumps?

[todayisbulkday]

5.A watch that allows you to reverse time by a minute or less per day.


Then I'd just keep going back and getting more watches from the Wizard.

duh.

[wayprotein]

ill absorb u

Stats: 5'7", 171 lbs


doubtfull

[brianmt]

Chocolate, because you can't buy life. This way I could buy 12 friends twice their lifespans.

[malnourisheds]

3 or 8

maybs 4 (semi-srs)

[NutellaBrah]

7

Young Forever

[vipergq]

LOL.... Reps for taking time to write that creative post...


5 or 7 sounds pretty appealing to me...

[AngMoLang]

5.

brb going to casino for 5 mins per day and make bank.
brb making huge bets on sports

[centrelink1]

Three.

[Timmy_522]

3 because knowledge is power

This, only on the condition that i have the ability also to store an infinite amount of knowledge which can be recalled at any time i choose.

[NTJ]

Stuck between #1 and #3.