I'm flattered.Originally Posted by NoFXN
For me it would probably be...
...you know, as gay as I am, the thought of actually smashing a guy makes me wanna puke. Guys are all hairy and gross, and have penises instead of vaginas.
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03-23-2012, 06:48 AM #91Banned
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Last edited by John$Galt; 03-23-2012 at 06:55 AM.
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03-23-2012, 06:50 AM #92
Yes, but this is if you have no choice. You either smash or die painfully and slowly.Originally Posted by John$Galt
lol at not keeping my comment small size...ninja status failed
Also that description makes me want to take the 2nd option now.
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03-23-2012, 06:51 AM #93Registered User
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Word. However, I would tag-team any woman, any time, any day with John...Originally Posted by John$Galt
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-23-2012, 06:51 AM #94HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by NoFXN
chit, idk. thats tough.
honestly, i'd fukk erryona yah. no lube.
you dont have to be smoking hott, you all have great personalities. lol
low standards are low itt.
some i may even call tomorrow, lmao unlike my last sex escapade last week.*US Navy Vet*
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03-23-2012, 06:56 AM #95Fabulous!
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Now I have the weirdest bonerOriginally Posted by Stix14
**** Atheist Alliance ****
**Holds metal part of the car door awkwardly in order to avoid static shock crew**
**Sometimes I have the girl version of wet dreams crew**
**Anti-circumcision/Pro-foreskin crew**
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03-23-2012, 06:58 AM #96
I am starting to feel really sick...I think it might be the EC stack with IF. I just want to go home and sleep with tissues jammed up my nostrils.
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03-23-2012, 06:58 AM #97Registered User
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Did I miss any ****gy time yet in the new chat thread?
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03-23-2012, 07:00 AM #98Fabulous!
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Lots and lots of itOriginally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
**** Atheist Alliance ****
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03-23-2012, 07:01 AM #99Beard Game Stronk
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Originally Posted by Stix14
I have the best boner.Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
bbeeeOriginally Posted by NoFXN
Wait... WUT?!
You better call me so I can hang up on you NYUK NYUK NYUKOriginally Posted by HeBrewHammah
Nope. ****gy time is 100% on, right now, ITT.Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
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03-23-2012, 07:02 AM #100Banned
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In that case, I'd have an orgy with digi, bitty, bbbee, tiff, hai, randommisc, & candees. I saw this porn once where it was one guy and like 10 hot girls. At one point they all lined up side-by-side doggystyle, and he went up and down the row, like 10 pumps in each one. That would seriously be the best thing I could ever imagine ever ever ever. Holy fuk.Originally Posted by NoFXN
srs though I wanna fuk navillus in the ass even if I weren't gonna die if I didn't do it
tag team or double team? with a DT we could mire each others' penors. if it's a tag team I call first.Originally Posted by Stix14
Story plsOriginally Posted by HeBrewHammah
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03-23-2012, 07:03 AM #101Fabulous!
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Difficult question, as all the women who post here are hawt. Maybe we could have one glorious scissor fest.Originally Posted by NoFXN
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03-23-2012, 07:04 AM #102Registered User
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
Lots and lots of itSweet! Just in time. My angus is peppered.Originally Posted by MatTheCur
As for who I would bang of the same sex in this thread, it would be Galt, just so I could mire my penis size in comparison to his.Last edited by DrunkNinjaMastr; 03-23-2012 at 07:09 AM.
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03-23-2012, 07:06 AM #103Registered User
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Caught it.Originally Posted by John$Galt
We could DT, like in my story from the last RH Chat. I wouldn't mind watching for a bit while you go solo, I'll have a smoke and mire your sexy ass
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-23-2012, 07:07 AM #104
*stretches* morninggggggggggggg~
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03-23-2012, 07:09 AM #105Registered User
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Morning! You were in my dream last nightOriginally Posted by bbbee
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-23-2012, 07:09 AM #106HERB-brew
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strong memory john, memory is strong. u running 500MB of ram up there or what?Originally Posted by John$Galt
the one bout the girl who said i treated her like a whore, that was last week.
lmao! wocka wocka wocka!Originally Posted by MatTheCur
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03-23-2012, 07:11 AM #107HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
lmaorofl.
scissoring is so funny. just the concept makes me laugh in my head. prob cause i've never seen it, so i just imagine sill crap*US Navy Vet*
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03-23-2012, 07:13 AM #108
That NYUK NYUK NYUK noise that Mat made reminded me of this cartoon I grew up watching.
Crazy how my generation watched some of the same classic cartoons as our parents. New generation is watching crappy newer cartoons though...
True Legends!
brb scooby doo
brb jetsons
brb johnny quest
brb yogi bear
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brb my whole childhoodLast edited by NoFXN; 03-23-2012 at 07:19 AM.
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03-23-2012, 07:14 AM #109so i've read. too bad i wasn't doing anything fkn awesome like throwing up all over your guests.Originally Posted by Stix14
Morning! You were in my dream last night
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03-23-2012, 07:17 AM #110Registered User
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scissoring is hot ftw
Sig line can't be a novel
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03-23-2012, 07:18 AM #111Registered User
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Any of you guys ever bust out the scissor **** position on chicks? Its a pretty underated postition. I just go like I am going to **** her in the lazy spoon position, then wrap my juicy man thighs around her and squeeze so I stimulate her clit, while she pushes off my bed post for maximum penetration.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
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03-23-2012, 07:19 AM #112Registered User
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ya you were too passive in my dream, i would think you'd be crazy fun at a partyOriginally Posted by bbbee
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
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03-23-2012, 07:20 AM #113Registered User
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yes yes, amazing position, one of my favoritesOriginally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-23-2012, 07:21 AM #114Banned
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Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
Word - you can man the camera during that time.Originally Posted by Stix14
Caught it.
We could DT, like in my story from the last RH Chat. I wouldn't mind watching for a bit while you go solo, I'll have a smoke and mire your sexy ass
lol of course I remember that. I seriously thought your post was bongman for some reason. I need new glasses.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
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03-23-2012, 07:23 AM #115yeah, i like to slip shrooms into people's drinks and then run around with a knife.Originally Posted by Stix14
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03-23-2012, 07:25 AM #116Registered User
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Originally Posted by bbbee
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-23-2012, 07:26 AM #117Registered User
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They never expect it. Its awesome. Pulled this the other day. She thought I was going to lazy spoon her, then I switched it up. Her reaction was "Oh ****!" She came in a minute flat. I need to fap now.Originally Posted by Stix14
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03-23-2012, 07:27 AM #118I don't understand this position...I am guessing lazy spoon position while facing her and then wrapping your legs around hers while pumping? amirite?Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
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03-23-2012, 07:29 AM #119HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by John$Galt
an azn man with glasses?!!!!!! GTFOH!!!!!!!! no way!!!!!!! lolz*US Navy Vet*
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03-23-2012, 07:35 AM #120Banned
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I'll do it tonight - been too long and I just forgot about that one.Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr
My go-to lately is her on her back, legs spread and in the air, while I'm on my knees spread with my ass basically on the bed, thrusting at an upward angle while she rubs her clit. I hold her legs and move them to different positions, my favorite of which is together and straight up.
I leave them on my work desk because I only need them for the computer. I do look smart as fuk in them though.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
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