it's not like i ****ing got tomato sauce all over the sheets or made a salad with my bed as the bowl man. i'm talking just random bits of crumbs n **** falling around, it's not the sort of **** you can just clean up. cleaning up stuff like that would take time man.
that's what i'm thinking man. i think they were crawling up my butt at night.
E. vermicularis = pinworms ... they don't have any pathological symptoms ... no real way to get rid of them either ... best way to know if you have these is to take a piece of clear tape and put the sticky end over your anus first thing in the morning ... then mount it on a slide and look for evidence of eggs ... the eggs should have a flattened side like a D shape (srs)
Parasitic nematodes (Ascaris) do sometimes come out at night to breathe when you are asleep ... however you would definitely have symptoms (hunger, anemia, nails are white) ... have u ever experienced a swallowing sensation out of nowhere? in their life cycle, the nematodes have to climb up your lungs to become swallowed by you and enter the SI where they can feed.
highly doubt ants would be attracted to your butthole ... they want carbs and if there is any carbs in your feces your SI and LI are having trouble absorbing the carbs from your food in which case you have a lot bigger problems than gay ants