this is a warning to all miscers who eat in their bed and rarely clean it:
i love eating while browsing the misc on my bed (computer desk is right next to bed) and have been doing so for as long as i can remember .
anyhow, not every morning, but occasionally i'd wake up and have a really itchy butthole, and it would be always worry me that it's tapeworms or some ****, but there were never any other signs.
well, today i was changing my bed after getting pneumonia earlier this week (sweat a ton, sheets were gross). i flipped the mattress over to find a good amount of ants (many dead, but a few alive) under my mattress.
i can be messy when i eat sometimes ,and i rarely clean my bed so...yeah, guess i should've expected this. i freaked the **** out and sprayed em with lysol since that was my first reaction.
have since thrown mattress out, burned sheets, etc. since i'm not taking a single chance with this ****. i'm picking up ant traps and a sleeping bag today; i'll be sleeping in that in a diff room for a while, until the ants are all gone.
after it was all over i realized why my butthole has probably been itching in the mornings sometimes. ****ing gross. i puked.
don't eat food in the bed and get crumbs everywhere, and never clean your bed.
if you do, don't wonder why you're butthole is itchy in the mornings.
i'm ****ing disgusted.