RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire

[im2manly]

Your time is better spent fantasizing about stuff you know you would enjoy for a fact.

Like I mentioned previously I plan to buy a lottery ticket later. Also, I was talking about "my personal enjoyment". I could really careless about them. SRS.

[kvk1]

Also, I was talking about "my personal enjoyment". I could really careless about them.

Could you really? It's easy saying that online, but very few people are truly that selfish in person.

Human nature is to find enjoyment out of the enjoyment of others.

[im2manly]

I don't think I have ever bought a girl a drink at a bar/club.

Could you really? It's easy saying that online, but very few people are truly that selfish in person.

Human nature is to find enjoyment out of the enjoyment of others.

Trust me. Yea.

[theshoupguy]

Ever since reading an AMA on reddit about a guy who won the lottery, I've completely lost interest in all of that stuff. The amount of taxes and hoops you have to jump through with all that sh!t doesn't make it sound worthwhile at all. Plus the dozens of charities and other organizations that would constantly be pestering you for money... no thanks.

[kvk1]

Trust me. Yea.

Sorry. I don't buy it.

[im2manly]

Sorry. I don't buy it.

I don't even understand the concept you aren't buying. You don't believe that I am more concerned with me having a good time then jessica biel?

[kvk1]

I don't even understand the concept you aren't buying. You don't believe that I am more concerned with me having a good time then jessica biel?

Yes.

You're telling me that in a scenario in which you're with this woman for an evening of whatever, if she were to completely despise every second of being with you and show it to you very intensely, you wouldn't be at all turned off?

[VoxExMachina]

You must spread some reputation around before awarding it to Shoup again for his awesome cleavage posts.

Your work is not going unnoticed, Shoup.

GJSM.

[im2manly]

Yes.

You're telling me that in a scenario in which you're with this woman for an evening of whatever, if she were to completely despise every second of being with you and show it to you very intensely, you wouldn't be at all turned off?

It honestly depends. If I am guaranteed something at the end of the night and I never see her again? then yea, why the fuk would I care? Would my preference be that she hated her night? No. But then again, if I was having a good time I really wouldn't be phased that much. Honestly, I am sort of a dick IRL in that way...especially with the opposite sex. I guess thats why you sort of know when you found a keeper.

[kvk1]

It honestly depends. If I am guaranteed something at the end of the night and I never see her again? then yea, why the fuk would I care? Would my preference be that she hated her night? No. But then again, if I was having a good time I really wouldn't be phased that much. Honestly, I am sort of a dick IRL in that way...especially with the opposite sex. I guess thats why you sort of know when you found a keeper.

That's messed up son.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At least you're self-aware.

[W8isGR8]

monica bellucci

[VoxExMachina]

[im2manly]

That's messed up son.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At least you're self-aware.

lol yea. My theory is that you only have one life, and you don't want to constantly be living it doing things that don't make you happy and that you don't want to do. Which is not to be confused with being a bad person. Just be yourself at all times .

[W8isGR8]

Jennifer love hewitt

[medjen]

Ever since reading an AMA on reddit about a guy who won the lottery, I've completely lost interest in all of that stuff. The amount of taxes and hoops you have to jump through with all that sh!t doesn't make it sound worthwhile at all. Plus the dozens of charities and other organizations that would constantly be pestering you for money... no thanks.

That's when you change your family members' names, buy a tropical-ish island and disappear from the grid.

[kvk1]

I'd like to take the 1992 Williams FW14 with active suspension, traction control, and anti-lock brakes to dinner, ride her so hard that she can't ever run again, and just leave her cold and lonely in the middle of a street.

That's my sick fantasy.

[Tyrbolift]

Did you post this just for me?

[-=FLEX=-]

Did you post this just for me?

If the meme fits.....

[theshoupguy]

ride her so hard that she can't ever run again, and just leave her cold and lonely in the middle of a street.

I'd feel bad if I did that to Ms. Cheryl. True story.

There's always money in the banana stand.

[Orlando1234977]

I always thought about this.

See, I wouldn't give up or do anything to be with these women.

Because even if I did and it happened, what am I gonna do?

Easy, tell em all about High School Football. Have extra stories lined up, in case the service is slow.

GF of 3 years just stormed out of the house because I confronted her on her alcohol abuse (and may have forced the issue this time...)

We've talked about marriage but this one may be the end.

I don't know what to feel right now. I love her, but even so.... I can't condone her behavior and I don't know how to help her. Confronting her on it (finally) seems to have not worked out, since she's now gone and may not come back.

Hmm. Slightly confused right now.

My girl wants to
PartyAllTheTime
PartyAllTheTime
PartyAllTheTime

Jennifer love hewitt

mmhmm.

[Tyrbolift]

If the meme fits.....

Oh shut up, Mrs. Sausage!

[-=FLEX=-]

Oh shut up, Mrs. Sausage!

lolwut?

[kvk1]

No touching.

[Tyrbolift]

lolwut?

It's all I could come up with on a short notice. (Kav shrug)

[Dominik]

Lulz.

Speaking of things being taken, I'll tell you a wonderful little story.

World Wide Web, 1995.

A company called Network Solutions started charging $100 for domain names. Rather pricey, but there was a loophole. You had 3 months to pay before they would expire and then you could do it all over again.

Hundreds of the best domains you could imagine were in my possession.

The moral of the story is get in early and grab $hit before everyone else does.

[VoxExMachina]

Hundreds of the best domains you could imagine were in my possession.

The moral of the story is get in early and grab $hit before everyone else does.

Are you now CEO'ing for $10,000 a day?

[Dominik]

Are you now CEO'ing for $10,000 a day?

They were exciting times. The difference back then is they were only just starting to tap into the commercial potential of the internet so you mainly had a bunch of nerds who held the key to anything getting off the ground.

Think about how difficult it is these days to start something from scratch with all those big companies already established online, not to mention even the worst domain names you can think of are taken and were probably registered over 10 years ago.

[Dominik]

Why I like this photo:

Back or front it still works.

[VoxExMachina]

Think about how difficult it is these days to start something from scratch with all those big companies already established online, not to mention even the worst domain names you can think of are taken and were probably registered over 10 years ago.

Well, it'll be pretty tough to start the next Amazon, but as for domain names that's why you just have to think up a company name that means nothing....

********
Google
Rantopia...whatever.



Also, aren't they doing new domains now? .US, .BIZ, .CORP, etc.?

[mrmrbill]

Why I like this photo:

Back or front it still works.

oh... the DoF, background light bokeh, foreground clarity and sharpness even in sub-optimal light, warm colour saturation....