RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire

[psychowolverine]

silly southerner

southerner by geographic location.. northerner at heart...

[Ctrainer]

Anyway, that video seriously looks like a couple of punks outside of a Walmart, trying to go at each other with the 36 hours of Rex-Kwon-Do they learned at the YMCA.

a pack of Kangaroos is called a Mob. Fitting, it is.

[Ctrainer]

My parents did the same.

You should have seen their faces when I told them about the mett (raw pork) i tried in Germany.

Steak tartar(e) is very good...just got know the rep of the place you are getting it at...We used to have a 5-star restaurant in Cincy called The Maisonette. They had the best.

[therorschach]

Raw hamburger with raw egg on top. Not sure if want.

[ThickAsABrick]

Steak tartar(e) is very good...just got know the rep of the place you are getting it at...We used to have a 5-star restaurant in Cincy called The Maisonette. They had the best.

I've had it before, abroad (where meat is much safer.)

I tend to have trouble with the texture of raw meat. I can deal with carpaccio, though.

[darinaldi]

a pack of Kangaroos is called a Mob. Fitting, it is.

Still not as good as a piteousness of doves. Who comes up with this sh*t?

[ThickAsABrick]

Still not as good as a piteousness of doves. Who comes up with this sh*t?

I've always been partial to "gaggle," myself.

[darinaldi]

I've had it before, abroad (where meat is much safer.)

I tend to have trouble with the texture of raw meat. I can deal with carpaccio, though.

I'm not a fan of rare meat or tartare. Apparently my system doesn't like raw meat either: I have tried gored gored twice, and both times it felt like I had an undigestible brick in my stomach for about 36 hours.

[im2manly]

is prosciutto raw? Looks it.

[ThickAsABrick]

is prosciutto raw? Looks it.

it's cured

[im2manly]

it's cured

I enjoy rare steak and sushi, but that's about it. I know you can cook pork just like meat but I am not there yet. That's good that it's cured. One of my most favorite snacks is basil/mozz/prosciutto roll.

[ThickAsABrick]

Apparently my system doesn't like raw meat

In that case, I suppose I'll wrap it.

Just this once.

[ZoranM]

Can't believe that 2 people googled Nina Harley. Males.

[chazzy1864]

Can't believe that 2 people googled Nina Harley. Males.

3.


I never memorize porn star names. Although Nina Hartley, I believe was in the limelight before I got into porn.

[im2manly]

3.


I never memorize porn star names. Although Nina Hartley, I believe was in the limelight before I got into porn.

Age: 27

[theshoupguy]

Just got four teeth ripped out of my head.

Vicodin and I are going to be BFFz for the next 4-5 days.

Weeeeeeeeee.

[therorschach]

wisdom teeth?

[Final_Rep]

Man killed by a swan:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17736292

[kvk1]

I've never had the propensity to put a pornstar on such a pedestal that I feel generations of males should be informed about her.

Regardless of her abilities and talent within the business.

I'm just here to get my rocks off. Don't need names and a background.

Cheers.

[psychowolverine]

Just got four teeth ripped out of my head.

Vicodin and I are going to be BFFz for the next 4-5 days.

Weeeeeeeeee.

Its ok because you are in the south. Minus 1 point for them being yanked out and not rotted out though.

Vicodin is a staple drug in many a trailer parks

[ZoranM]

Although Nina Hartley, I believe was in the limelight before I got into porn.

But you know who Ron Jeremy is don't you.

[Hishiad]

Nina Hartley....timeless

[im2manly]

Just got four teeth ripped out of my head.

Vicodin and I are going to be BFFz for the next 4-5 days.

Weeeeeeeeee.

Location: Georgia

I've never had the propensity to put a pornstar on such a pedestal that I feel generations of males should be informed about her.

Regardless of her abilities and talent within the business.

I'm just here to get my rocks off. Don't need names and a background.

Cheers.

Have you heard of Jenna Jameson?

[chazzy1864]

Just got four teeth ripped out of my head.

Vicodin and I are going to be BFFz for the next 4-5 days.

Weeeeeeeeee.

You need pain killers for wisdom teeth? Pussy. Srs.

I've never had the propensity to put a pornstar on such a pedestal that I feel generations of males should be informed about her.

Regardless of her abilities and talent within the business.

I'm just here to get my rocks off. Don't need names and a background.

Cheers.

^ That. My relationship with them was just mere minutes. Not enough for me to care too much.

But you know who Ron Jeremy is don't you.

Yep. He is a little more relevant in pop culture.

[theshoupguy]

wisdom teeth?

Nope. The ones behind my canines. Had to make room because I get to deal with braces soon.

Its ok because you are in the south. Minus 1 point for them being yanked out and not rotted out though.

Vicodin is a staple drug in many a trailer parks

Ah. Not sure how those things worked.
I, like you, live in the south, but my spirit/mind/etc are up north in the lands of respectable people, seasons and happiness.

[psychowolverine]

Ah. Not sure how those things worked.
I, like you, live in the south, but my spirit/mind/etc are up north in the lands of respectable people, seasons and happiness.

We are here to invade and conquer yet again.

[chazzy1864]

Nope. The ones behind my canines. Had to make room because I get to deal with braces soon.

Ahhh wow. Getting all the dental work done now?

Wisdom teeth coming out is a cinch. I haven't dealt with non-wisdom pulls since i was a young'un.

I too had to have some permanent teeth yanked out before i could get braces. Hell, even had to have some baby teeth yanked out that got wedged in place by incoming adults. My mouth was a mess when i was a kid. Lots of teeth pulled, two surgeries and braces for like 3 years.

[mrmrbill]

speaking of great pitching, u mirin' my Nats?

I dunno man... beating up on the RSox, Astros, Cubs, Mets thus far ... MLB's crippled kids...

[PeterGibbons316]

You need pain killers for wisdom teeth? Pussy. Srs.

^This

I had 4 teeth cut out of my head and then drove home afterward.

badass.jpg

[im2manly]

big deal, my girl had all her wisdom teeth pulled out and she never even used her pain pills. Did bitch a lot though. You'd think if she was in a lot of "mouth" pain she'd keep shut.