RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire

[theshoupguy]

TO: Noobs
CC: Rant Regs; Aqua-Beowulf Descendants; Minion
SUBJ: Rant Entry
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Please complete the following quiz and submit to the drop box labeled STFU & GTFO!!1!, located behind Lencho's Dong Emporium.
Any incorrect answer will result in lifetime negs.

RANT QUIZ 2012!11!!!1!

1. Where is kvk1 from?

2. Where is Turco from?

3. ¿Qué significa pavo?

4. On Thanksgiving, we eat _____________.

5. What bird did Ben Franklin suggest be the national bird instead of the bald eagle?

6. T or F: TAAB's wife recently had a bouncing baby boy.

7. demike is the greatest mod under 5'5" to ever live. What does the "de" signify?

8. Who is gecko?

9. What specific skill wowed ranters and made shoup the n00b who received the warmest welcome in Rant history?

10. W8 in '08, but for what?

11. T or F: Dom loves Foster's.

12. What orifice did chazzy provide a guide for invading on his failed blog?

13. Which ranter was not "in on 1rd page" of the original rant? (circle your answer) Hola Bola, nads786, The Real Deal (R.I.P.), W8isGr8, aqua-beowulf

14. In whose basement was Drek locked up in for months, forced to do unspeakable things?

15. What was sjudit's job?

16. Which one of these ranters has the best "dat azz"? Rachel_n_SD, slyng, SFG, SD Flip

17. You aspire to be like Blunt. You curl many pounds. You drink many beers. You root for the Phillies and Eagles. This weekend you will get drunk and fight a family member. Which family member will it be?

18. WhereTF has mAssholio been?

19. I say Mozelstein, you say ____________.

20. Negged.

BONUS: Who is the original "minion"?

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RANT QUIZ STUDY MATERIALS:
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2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT:*6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, CURRENT

Fantasy motoractivity brackets will not be collected until next week.


Hope this helps.
<3,
shouples

[GeneralSerpant]

Oh sweet.

Anyone like Firestone IPA?

[Farley1324]

Out.

Or is it in?

Or is it in 'n out?

I forget.





lol at 4 and 5 of quiz

[Tyrbolift]

Inrd

[skizbees]

8th

[Final_Rep]

In! Nice work.

[Farley1324]

WOW



http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/77...-year-bounties

Saints coach Sean Payton has been suspended for one year, former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams was suspended indefinitely, general manager Mickey Loomis was suspended for the first eight regular-season games, the team was fined $500,000 and lost two second-round draft picks (one in 2012 and '13) as a result of a bounty program conducted by the team during the 2009-11 seasons that targeted opposing players.

[GeneralSerpant]

8th

lies.

[SethBJJ]

in.

[theshoupguy]

Oh sweet.

Anyone like Firestone IPA?

Beer talk starting at 2am on Thirsty Thursday. Strong drink enthusiast is strong.

edit# But speaking of beer... I had some of that Wild Blue stuff a couple days ago. Holy sh!t. 8% and a really strong blueberry flavor. willdrinkagain/10

Out.

Or is it in?

Or is it in 'n out?

I forget.





lol at 4 and 5 of quiz

Ohhhhh yeahhhhh.

in.

I knew a guy named Seth, back when I lived in Minnesota. He was a huge douche skater kid. Except he wasn't huge at all -- quite the opposite, actually. Anyway, his sister was a pretty smokin' hot dancer. From time to time, she'd give me a ride to school, and I'd give her a ride after. It was a very effective give-and-take relationship we had going. I looked her up on Facebook sometime last year and saw that she was teaching now. I still wouldn't mind giving her a ride again after class.

Speaking of class, I hope you're studying for the quiz.

[mrmrbill]

I wash my hands of this whole sordid affair

[GeneralSerpant]

Beer talk starting at 2am on Thirsty Thursday. Strong drink enthusiast is strong.

edit# But speaking of beer... I had some of that Wild Blue stuff a couple days ago. Holy sh!t. 8% and a really strong blueberry flavor. willdrinkagain/10

Speaking of class, I hope you're studying for the quiz.

Firestone IPA= 7.2 I think. Taste goods.

I iz studying.

I wash my hands of this whole sordid affair

Took me a little while to process. Are legs mobile?

[mrmrbill]

I have no idea where those are located. But if they moved during hand-washing, that would be ... disturbing. Ima guess a German hotel.

[XADO]

IN zaaa first page ....woot :P....

Chest messed with my basketball....couldn't raise hands to throw the ball....at least I could pass with the floor .

Oh well....

[chazzy1864]

What the hell? New rant when the other had 40 more posts to go??


+ I haven't caught up on last night's stuff, donig so now.

Kvk, I tend to go back and forth between commando and just boxers. Commando is quite enjoyable if you are freshly showered and have applied the power of babies to your junk.

[GeneralSerpant]

I have no idea where those are located. But if they moved during hand-washing, that would be ... disturbing. Ima guess a German hotel.

I mean like, can you hyper-extend one of the legs. IDK, only thing I could think of that would make it enjoyable.

at least I could pass with the floor .

fancy-pass show-off tactics.

Commando is quite enjoyable if you are freshly showered and have applied the power of babies to your junk.

Is heat not an issue?

[XADO]

fancy-pass show-off tactics.

Is heat not an issue?

Well it's not fancy pancy.....my front delts were on fire .....also had tight chest....scored only 10 baskets ....was better just to run around and pass.

About the commandoes.... Depends on the quality of the material.....they are quite great, been using them for a couple of years :P (not the same pair, mind u).

[chazzy1864]

FYI: the commando posts were the last good things in that rant. mrmrbill essentially ended that rant in style.

Then others proceeded to muddle it up with fake post count talk, flash/html5 and technical pc stuff. Weirdness.




Aside: Shouples and Kvk. I'll hit you guys up more about it later, but the gaming store site www.gamersgate.com might be of interest to you. I discovered it via the Afterfall: Insanity thing.
They have a level system (i.e. experience gain) and you have your own little minion for the site. Your minion is one you choose in the beginning. As you gain more levels they apparently get more bonuses. The bonuses are generally revolved around discounts for the particular genre of games they represent.

Also they have their own virtual money (blue coins). You can buy blue coins outright, but also you can earn them from being active on the site. Rating games gets you some, reviewing gets you more. Buying games gets you a percentage of your purchase back in the form of blue coins (like reward points for credit cards).

They have a damn good idea to try to generate traffic/activity, IMO. Looking yesterday, they seemed to have some good deals. Their daily deal was primarily based around the game series Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War (and 2) and The Guild 1-2. You could buy the entire Guild collection (Guild 1 gold and Guild 2 Gold + 2 xpansions) for $10. I think you could essentially get the entire Dawn of War collection for like $20 if you bought them all.


So... I won't hit yall up later. That is essentially it.

[chazzy1864]

Is heat not an issue?

I only find heat an issue if I have boxers that tend to bind up around my legs. Seems to cut off air flow and generate more heat in my crotchal region.

Only issue I have with commando is my junk like sticking to my leg. But that is where the baby powder is nice.

[strongforgood]

Good morning

[chazzy1864]

Good morning

Oh heavenly blessed beauty who's inner beauty is forever divine, sculpted from the hands of aphrodite herself. The amount of elegance and purity you possess will never be accurately portrayed in a meer sculpture even from the finest of stone.

[BluntD]

21.) If you don't know who Fernis is, then GTFO and never post here again. Thanks.












See you all in a month

[SquatTilYouDrop]

Tennis talk anyone??































I know GTFO.


























Serious.



















Feels bad man.




















But serious, GTFO...







































And yet another rant f*ck was not given that day.






















Oh hai.
























Kbai.

[kvk1]

Fantasy motoractivity brackets will not be collected until next week.

lol

[chazzy1864]

lol

Shouples made that post. Thank you for the credit, as I had to smile at the statement, but I can not accept the honor.

[Hishiad]

I am surprised how many quiz answers I know.



Also picked up a bed last night, I do not regret going with the extended cab at all, hella useful.

[ZoranM]

I am surprised how many quiz answers I know.

You're lying.

[kvk1]

Shouples made that post. Thank you for the credit, as I had to smile at the statement, but I can not accept the honor.

lol wtf

how the hell did that happen

edit: ahh, i was multiquoting your gamersgate thing and it got cut out...what the fudge

[SquatTilYouDrop]

I am surprised how many quiz answers I know.

Disturbing.

[Hishiad]

You're lying.

I am not surprised actually