"Female logic" and those who enable it are the bane of my existence.
"Gentlemen, we are going to relentlessly chase perfection, knowing full well we will not catch it, because nothing is perfect. But we are going to relentlessly chase it because in the process we will catch excellence. I am not remotely interested in just being good." - Vince Lombardi
"We're not going half-way, we're going all the way down. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS SH!T!? WHEN YOU FCUK A WOMAN YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE DICK IN DON'T YOU!? Why would you not go all the way down and work your whole range-of-motion!?" - Greg Plitt