Found out my MOM used to be an ESCORT. (SRS) (Story) (WTF)

[JMills87]

I was talking with my parents tonight at dinner about some chitty date I went on today with an older black woman and how she made fun of me for being skinny. They asked how I had met her, and I told them that I met her outside of the local KMart where she asked me if I could give her money for cigarettes and liquor. I ended up getting her number and I took her to Chipotle.

I asked my parents how they met, and they both kind of looked at each other with wide-eyed awkward expressions. My Dad explained to me that after college, he went through a "rough patch", and frequented massage parlors and escort services. He said that my mother was an escort recommended to him by a bartender at a sports bar he used to patronize.

My Dad said from the moment their first session ended, he knew my mom was the one, as he explained to me that "her french kisses made me feel like she was my girlfriend".

I started sweating at the dinner table when they said this and I'm crying right now, it's really fukked up to think that my mom used to be a prostitute.



CLIFFS:
-Mom used to be a hooker

[SebastianG]

awesome

[northnorth35]

pics of mom now

[live4laxx]

Pics of sloot mom nao OP.

[NoBullChit]

pics or didnt happen

[hellacreepy]

her prices were unbeatable back in the day

[DavidJr74]

lol at crying. who gives a fuk.

[parachuter]

pics?

[randombrah102]

pics and phone# *******

[engj]

pics of mom now

Whats mom charging these days OP?

[supafreak22]

pics so i can fap... oh and....



sloots gonna sloot.

[NegKing]

OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.

[CDbrah]

i c were not doing that pics thing

[Jedr]

[kratosbrah]

Your Dad fell in love with a prostitute..

lol

beta ******* if i ever heard of one

[RainingBlood]

Roll bread.

[bronze34]

aware

[miskdetective]

aware

[JMills87]

I'm not posting pics of my mom on the fukking MISC are you guys insane?

not a fukking roll bread i seriously don't even know what to think

[NotAnEmoGirl]

dude i really don't know if you're trolling or not when you write this stuff


i'm almost tempted to meet up with you but i'm scared. you're either a mad cool dude or you're an incredibly awkward loser.

for real tho, i wouldn't want you to jizz on me if we met, i was just trolling with that because i assumed you were trolling.




do you actually want to jizz on my face? or were you trolling?

[Antioch31]

My Dad said from the moment their first session ended, he knew my mom was the one, as he explained to me that "her french kisses made me feel like she was my girlfriend".


-Your mom's face after he said that




-Your father's face when his session ended





-My face when I read all this $hit

[Pliffy]

[Aamon]

Not aware but aware people are aware that this is a roll bread.

[emdina]

srs tag used to mean something!

[1hardgainer]

Yet another blatant abuse of a 'srs' tag...

[SweetPotatoBrah]

I'm not posting pics of my mom on the fukking MISC are you guys insane?

not a fukking roll bread i seriously don't even know what to think

Brah you just told the Misc your Mom was an escort



What have you got to lose?

[CDbrah]

wait..did you take a black homeless woman out to eat?
explain that

[JMills87]

dude i really don't know if you're trolling or not when you write this stuff


i'm almost tempted to meet up with you but i'm scared. you're either a mad cool dude or you're an incredibly awkward loser.

for real tho, i wouldn't want you to jizz on me if we met, i was just trolling with that because i assumed you were trolling.




do you actually want to jizz on my face? or were you trolling?

i can't tell if you're beating around the bush or what dude, just be honest with me

[mehdi84]

-Mom used to be a hooker

Are you sure this word is accurate?

[E77]

I was talking with my parents tonight at dinner about some chitty date I went on today with an older black woman and how she made fun of me for being skinny. They asked how I had met her, and I told them that I met her outside of the local KMart where she asked me if I could give her money for cigarettes and liquor. I ended up getting her number and I took her to Chipotle.

I asked my parents how they met, and they both kind of looked at each other with wide-eyed awkward expressions. My Dad explained to me that after college, he went through a "rough patch", and frequented massage parlors and escort services. He said that my mother was an escort recommended to him by a bartender at a sports bar he used to patronize.

My Dad said from the moment their first session ended, he knew my mom was the one, as he explained to me that "her french kisses made me feel like she was my girlfriend".

I started sweating at the dinner table when they said this and I'm crying right now, it's really fukked up to think that my mom used to be a prostitute.



CLIFFS:
-Mom used to be a hooker

am I the only one that caught this bit? brb dating the homeless