Five things that really piss me off in the gym

[jmstrings]

Don't be one of these people



#1 when someone farts next to me on the cardio machines
#2 when somebody asks me how many sets i have left - rather you just ask to work in so i can share the machine. power rack does not count and this really only pisses me off when they ask and then STAND THERE and burtstare you down. otherwise it's fine.
#3 when somebody comes up to me and says something about the way i'm lifting
#4 when somebody starts spotting me out of nowhere
#5 when somebody is using two machines at once - how considerate of you to hog the gym

P.S.: to all the people commenting on YouTube "Do you even lift?" - hahaha that's hilarious.

[iPushFatKids]

#6 when some random guy slaps my ass in the locker room

[SethID]

Don't be one of these people

#2 when somebody asks me how many sets i have left

whats wrong with that? you don't own the goddamn machine/dumbell/rack

[jmstrings]

#7 when the old motherfukker with the floppy ass cawk refuses to use a towel and walks around the locker room for hours blowdrying his shyt

[aaron416]

I'm going to come to your gym and while you're biking I'm going to first, fart right next to you. Then I'm going to ask how long you have left on that bike because it's my favorite one, critique your chitty biking form because you're a chitty biker, hold your legs as you run so you don't fall off and then follow you to your next machine and steal it while switching between that and the bike.


Umad?









Lay off the creatine bruh umad as phuck.

[Indivdude]

whats wrong with that? you don't own the goddamn machine/dumbell/rack

This. I do this all the time and I wait for them to finish their set first. The last 3 I can definitely agree with though.

[jmstrings]

whats wrong with that? you don't own the goddamn machine/dumbell/rack

it's fukkin annoying when someone asks how many sets you got left then continues to stand there and stare at you while you do your work. i'd rather you ask me to work in so i can share the damn machine and not be pressed for time while you bertstare me as i'm lifting. fukkin annoying. i have as many sets as i want. what are you gonna do if i say i have 30 sets left? you gonna stand there all day while i lift? if you're too dumb to find another exercise to do to tailor around your workout then you're too dumb to be at the gym. gtfo

[JamesW129]

when you ask for a spot and they basically curl the bar up even if your in full control, even if you tell them not to

[Compounds]

people who take their sweet time after you ask how many sets they have left

[influence]

watch out your comments bro ^

[Indivdude]

I'm going to come to your gym and while you're biking I'm going to first, fart right next to you. Then I'm going to ask how long you have left on that bike because it's my favorite one, critique your chitty biking form because you're a chitty biker, hold your legs as you run so you don't fall off and then follow you to your next machine and steal it while switching between that and the bike.

[Mazkulin]

#9 ******* highschoolers stand around the dumbell rack and i have to destroy their faces to make it to the dumbells

[CodyKG]

Napoleon complex.

You sound like such a whiney bitch. OP is definitely a *******.

[notriceagain]

strong angry manlet

[shoobey]

when you ask for a spot and they basically curl the bar up even if your in full control, even if you tell them not to

I am going to just stop the set from now on and tell the person I'm cool, and rest and get a new spotter. It's not worth ruining sets when people don't know how to spot.

[mike1723]

#10 when someone tells me how much they used to bench/squat/press until they got surgery....and i never asked or cared

[ohsnapzach]

#11 when people say they lift but dont look like they do

[jd1010108]

whats wrong with that? you don't own the goddamn machine/dumbell/rack

And neither do you fuk head


Brb asking some1 how many sets they have left, bertstaring them while at the machine right infront of them

and looking at them the whole 4-5 sets they have left counting them in my head and widen eyes as soon as he does his last rep/set

[CrazyTall]

I dont like when peopl eask me how many sets I have left either. Now I feel rushed and I lose concentration and get pissed at the guy just standing there. Recently Ill just do really high rep **** till they walk away just becuase

[Delendum]

what's wrong with using two machines as well... sometimes I superset things which requires more than one machine or area.

[jmstrings]

I dont like when peopl eask me how many sets I have left either. Now I feel rushed and I lose concentration and get pissed at the guy just standing there. Recently Ill just do really high rep **** till they walk away just becuase

THIS

thank you this is exactly how i feel. besides it's good to switch up your machines/routine.

[wollo7]

#2 when somebody asks me how many sets i have left

luls, I do this all the time. I don't know if they're going to be done in 1 set, I could do something else, since my gym is always busy I almost always have to wait, but I don't stare at them and just stand off and let them do their thing if I decide to wait, and I'll keep doing it

[shoobey]

THIS

thank you this is exactly how i feel. besides it's good to switch up your machines/routine.

I ask people how many sets they have left, then walk away and come back when they are finished with their last set. Would that be acceptable for Your Highness?

[tlipp]

You are a crazy **** do you know that bro

[jmstrings]

what's wrong with using two machines as well... sometimes I superset things which requires more than one machine or area.

yeah that's not a problem i'm really talking about when someone "claims" two machines with a towel and a water bottle

[jmstrings]

I ask people how many sets they have left, then walk away and come back when they are finished with their last set. Would that be acceptable for Your Highness?

yea that's a little different i'm talking about the people who go 'YO HOW MANY SETS YOU GOT LEFT' then continues to stand there and bertstare you while you finish your set. i'd rather you ask to work in with me so i can share the machine and not be pressed for time to finish up for you.

[Scrizzle]

Disagree with asking someone "How many sets you got left". Just because you have a machine first doesn't mean you can go ahead and use it all fukcing day. I'll usually give a guy 5-10 minute buffer time to finish using it and do other exercises in the meantime, but after that I'm telling you straight up that there are other people waiting to use it. You'd have to be a prissy bitch to get all offended when someone asks you how many sets you have left. If when I ask you how many sets you got left you tell me that I could work in that I'd be glad to do so. If you don't want me to work in with you then please hurry the fukc up. I'm not gonna change what exercises I need to do that day because you spend 30-45 minutes doing one exercise/using one machine.

I also sometimes use 2 machines at once when I superset things. Again this problem can be solved by just asking me how many sets I have left. I could tell you how many I have left and then ask you if you want to work in with me. I can understand not wanting to socialize with people and just focusing on your workout, but don't be a completely asocial fukc in the gym.

[vidge]

mad kid is mad

[sonic371]

Why in the hell would you ask how many sets someone has left? Why not just ask to work in like a normal person?

[h0z]

#1 when you see someone who has never lifted before in their life rocking a freshly bought bodybuilding t-shirt and thinking they're boss