We have company over and one of the bathrooms downstairs is right next to the living room. I had to take a MASSIVE protein sludge shiit and like there was a layer of farts before the actual poo. Y'all know what I mean. Anyway I knew the farts were gunna echo in the toilet bowl and out into the living room so I tried to make a make-shift silencer for my butthole. I like half covered my angus with a ball of toilet paper and pushed but like I poo'ed out the side and it exploded on my hand. 22 years old and I'm ****ting on my phalanges. fml.
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tried to make a butthole silencer
poo'ed on my paws
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03-22-2012, 08:18 PM #1Banned
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I just shiit on my hand like 5 mins ago. FFFFUUUUU
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03-22-2012, 08:19 PM #2Lifts in a Pineapple
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Looks like OP had one hell of a shtty day
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03-22-2012, 08:19 PM #3Forever Icy
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03-22-2012, 08:20 PM #4Watchout Ur Comments Bro
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lmao.
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03-22-2012, 08:20 PM #5[300 Spartan Crew][Helot]
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rooooooooooooooooooooooooofl just let it out man! I hope you used extra soap to hide that disgusting smell
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03-22-2012, 08:21 PM #6Banned
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no time my man. The toilet paper didn't even silence the noise and I farted like mad. I flushed and ran upstairs looking at the floor.Originally Posted by iiiEatBabies
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03-22-2012, 08:22 PM #7From the Eastside
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03-22-2012, 08:22 PM #8
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03-22-2012, 08:23 PM #9Banned
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lmaoOriginally Posted by KennyWestside
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03-22-2012, 08:24 PM #10Registered User
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03-22-2012, 08:27 PM #11Registered User
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OP you indian bro?
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03-22-2012, 08:28 PM #12Banned
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nah man fuk that shiit.Originally Posted by wayprotein
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03-22-2012, 08:28 PM #13Bulking Forever
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Don't worry Indians **** on their hands everyday
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03-22-2012, 08:31 PM #14The Sht Packer
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You should consider calling yourself CurryBrah
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03-22-2012, 08:31 PM #15
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03-22-2012, 08:32 PM #16Registered User
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Lmao! Your chitty story made my night.
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