***UPDATE PICS TAKEN OFF B4 FOUND OUT***
Alright brahs. Here's the deal.
This girl added me on ********, mutual friends whatever. Messaged me and asked for my number. I'm a nice dude, I felt bad. So I gave it to her. Biggest mistake ever. She texts me everyday....for 5 months now. I think she has been waiting for me to ask her out. I don't respond half the time.
Just received this text:
"You should hang out with me one day"
While making this thread she texted me again when I didn't respond:
"Wouldn't that be fun? Yeah I know it would"
Just like that. I am positive she is phat. I don't want to come off as a dick or mean....not sure what to do brahs. How should I respond? I've included a pic, I had to protect her identity a bit but hopefully you get the picture.
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03-08-2012, 09:07 PM #1Registered User
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fat chick wants to chill....HELP (PICS OF COURSE)
Last edited by cdnava10; 03-09-2012 at 01:59 PM. Reason: taking off pics before found out
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03-08-2012, 09:09 PM #2Registered User
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I was expecting
She wants to suck your dick brah. Don't let her sit on you. In b4
3months probation? Not sure if CEREAL. "Can't kill someone. Its gonna be open season!"
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03-08-2012, 09:12 PM #3Registered User
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Originally Posted by jamestown0101
I was expecting
She wants to suck your dick brah. Don't let her sit on you. In b4
So many lol'z....but no advice
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03-08-2012, 09:14 PM #4Registered User
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Do you have options? She comes over, sucks your dick. Not sure what else you want me to say? Again, the advice is, do not let her sit on you. "open season!"Originally Posted by cdnava10
So many lol'z....but no advice
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03-08-2012, 09:14 PM #5bishes luv dimples
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dude shes not bad lookin, wats the probleM?
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03-08-2012, 09:15 PM #6Banned
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She's chubby, but if you can help her clean up her diet, lift heavy and do cardio, then she looks like she'd be gorgeous.Originally Posted by cdnava10
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03-08-2012, 09:15 PM #7Registered User
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Either tell her straight up, or just constantly ignore her texts and prey she doesnt go all nutso.
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03-08-2012, 09:15 PM #8Registered User
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do it bro
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03-08-2012, 09:15 PM #9Registered User
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I was expecting birth-a! Just saying.Originally Posted by Violator009
Willing to pay pal bet someone if he chills, he gets his dick sucked. Not that I am implying he should do it. Just saying!Originally Posted by Yankees11090
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03-08-2012, 09:17 PM #10Registered User
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So some think I should invest in old beat up car, fix it up and make it a modern classic?
Some think I should ignore the car and drive something else that involves less work......hm....
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03-08-2012, 09:17 PM #11Registered User
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The 3rd pic doesn't look fat, I say you smash that one.
On a real note, let her SYD, and who knows, maybe you'll fall in love with her personality, get married, have 5 children, and live happily ever after. Or not...“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-08-2012, 09:35 PM #12DPT 2015
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OP
Took a heavy one on a date once, explained I was just being friendly and had no interest in anything other than the food I was going to eat (I was honestly just bored). She texted and messaged me for awhile. Then I just stopped answering her texts and the problem went away.3rd Year Doctor of Physical Therapy Student
Ron Paul 2012
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03-08-2012, 09:36 PM #13Registered User
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just go get a coffee or something and suss her out...she's a bit chubby but she doesn't look too bad.
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03-08-2012, 09:37 PM #14Registered User
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Originally Posted by Stix14
lmfao, just tell her you're not into her and boom friend zone, maybe she'll start losing weight to win you over.
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03-08-2012, 09:47 PM #15Registered User
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Thanks for the advice guys....I will rep you all on recharge.
I responded "I don't want to sound like a dick but I'm not interested in dating anybody right now"
Her response:
"? dating? Huh"
She played it well...make me look like the arse.
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03-08-2012, 09:53 PM #16Registered User
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Haha. You should have just said "I want you to come over right now to suck my dick. I will then pound your vagina until it bleeds, and then switch to the angus until that bleeds as well. After that, you will suck my dick again and swallow the load. I will check to make sure you've swallowed it all. If you did, I will let you clean my house and cook me dinner before you leave. If not, my BBC friend will do the above routine, and if you don't swallow his load, he'll call his friend to do the same, and so on. Vicious cycle, you down?"Originally Posted by cdnava10
Win/win, ya know?“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-08-2012, 10:03 PM #17Registered User
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lol bro u dun goofed with texting her about dating. But on the real, the girl really aint that bad, she looks like shes got a pretty face. Just invite her to go to the gym with you till ur ready to take her public. lol no offense bro but its not like ur aesthetically pleasing yet either.
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03-08-2012, 10:08 PM #18Registered User
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More texts I've received without responding:
"that's not what I was getting at"
"I didn't mean to send that vibe, I know I flirt heavily at times"
"If you don't want me to talk to you it's cool, just let me know"
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03-08-2012, 10:09 PM #19Registered User
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I'm not going to neg you *******. Lol. You're right, I'm shaping up. But my face is god dam beautiful.Originally Posted by Rpineda00
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03-08-2012, 10:09 PM #20Registered User
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Say no to fatties.
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03-08-2012, 10:11 PM #21Registered User
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Ha she's into you hard. Too late to use my text idea...you either smash or cut her out now...friendzoning would be a bad idea, unless you get your validation by having women who want to sleep with you around...Originally Posted by cdnava10
“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-08-2012, 10:11 PM #22Registered User
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If you don't get your dick sucked I will neg you.
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03-08-2012, 10:13 PM #23Registered User
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At this point I'm debating if I should respond or not and the best way to do so without being serial stalked and murderedOriginally Posted by Stix14
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03-08-2012, 10:14 PM #24Registered User
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aaaaaaw shyyyitOriginally Posted by hight3chredneck
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03-08-2012, 10:16 PM #25Registered User
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SMASH or CUT OFFOriginally Posted by cdnava10
ONLY text her if you want to smash. You want her out, ignore her.“Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
― Muhammad Ali
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03-08-2012, 10:24 PM #26Registered User
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Man....ok. Thanks. Will rep rape on recharge.Originally Posted by Stix14
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03-08-2012, 10:24 PM #27Registered User
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girl with very good face, no collagen, just chunky and basically says she wants to have sex with you but wont do the relationship stuff
OP you have an amazing opportunity and let me tell you girls like her are GREAT in the sheets
and you are going to pass this opportunity up
very very disappoint
please text her back to hang out op, serious, you are about 90% ******* if you dont, serious**worthless college major crew**
*Always picks 4 Crew*
**HTC**
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03-08-2012, 11:12 PM #28Registered Canadian
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just smash brah.. srs
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03-08-2012, 11:19 PM #29Registered User
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smash with the force of 1000 greek gods. im srs. looks doable. dont see any huge rolls or anything brah.
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03-08-2012, 11:35 PM #30
definitely fukable.. Was expecting much much worse.. Strong head size to body size ratio in the first pic.
repped for pics.
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