anyone else troll their GFs/wives all the time?
- randomly leave toilet seat up in the master bath so she falls in at night and yells at me.
- randomly pop out of places in the dark to scare her.
- fart in my "sleep" then blame the dogs.
- disconnect the battery in her car so it doesn't start and she comes in complaining it wont start. fix it fast and become the "hero"
- blast her with straw wrappers while we're out.
- toss cold water into the shower while shes in there
- remotely set the alarm on my house while im out on business so when she lets the dogs out it goes off.
im out of ideas, need some fresh ones. Nothing too ****ty.
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ill never grow up.
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03-08-2012, 11:19 AM #1Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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anyone else troll their GFs/wives all the time?
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03-08-2012, 11:20 AM #2Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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03-08-2012, 11:22 AM #3INFP
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get those fake spiders place them around the house.
get some fake scratchoffs and give it to her.
change the toilet paper to the fake one that looks like toilet paper but you cant unravel it.Army infantry 11b Follow me!
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03-08-2012, 11:22 AM #4Banned
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srsly respect you OP. no rep beg **** that. stuff like this keeps relationships fun. I admire that and will use these funny tips........when i get a gf
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03-08-2012, 11:22 AM #5Registered User
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03-08-2012, 11:22 AM #6Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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this is a good one.... may use it.Originally Posted by moneybrah
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03-08-2012, 11:23 AM #7Shhh, no tears now...
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I bought pregnancy tests that always test positive online and had her take one when she had a stomach ache!!! That one didn't turn out so well for me.
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03-08-2012, 11:24 AM #8Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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lol!Originally Posted by clintster442
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03-08-2012, 11:24 AM #9Banned
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if by some chance i end up not being a foreveralone these are the things i will do to my gf
put your underwear in her drawer and put hers in yours
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03-08-2012, 11:24 AM #10Registered User
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You should d!ckknob her... While she is sleeping with the door shut, unscrew and remove handle leaving just the hole, insert d!ck, knock on the door and wait for her to grab the handle... Profit
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better drink my own piss
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03-08-2012, 11:25 AM #12Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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kinda gay... may do it anyways.Originally Posted by 2813308004
lmao. i've removed the screws on door knobs so the fall off on her before. this is a new and interesting twist.Originally Posted by TFMOA
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03-08-2012, 11:27 AM #13cake baker
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Whenever you go into a store or restaurant, open the door for them, but don't follow them in. Try and disappear so they walk in and when they turn around you're gone.
Just be outside like chatting with a random person or looking in a shop window and when they come out pretend like you did nothing wrong.
She hates when I do this.
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03-08-2012, 11:27 AM #14The Brave Little Toaster
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record episodes of jeopardy and then rewatch them in front of her while getting all the answers right.
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03-08-2012, 11:27 AM #15
Here you go...rub some lipstick on the collars of your shirts, put some perfume on it. leave a pair of torn movie tickets laying around. That should get her going.
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Saranwrap on the toilet, under the seat part is good, and of course the rubberband on the hose to the sink so when she turns on the water and gets sprayed never gets old either...
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03-08-2012, 11:28 AM #17Claw Back
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- randomly pop out of places in the dark to scare her.
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03-08-2012, 11:29 AM #19SUP?
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03-08-2012, 11:29 AM #20Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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good idea. one time i re-named a bunch of her DVR'd shows to stupid science things (she hates science shows, i love them) and she deleted all her shows just to prove to me how much she hates them. i lol'd for weeks.Originally Posted by miscingout
not a chance... lmaoOriginally Posted by Kodokan
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i do the ones in bold all the time. also when she's in the shower i take away her towel & turn the light off lolOriginally Posted by mrawdtsi
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03-08-2012, 11:30 AM #23Misc Phullonrapist
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just trip her and make her break her teeth on the edge of the counter
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Only things I do are...
Sit my naked ballsack on top of her head when she is watching TV from behind the couch.
Stab her in the ear with my dik.
Do helicoptors with my dik when she is on the phone with her mom.
Pretty much anything involving penoos.
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03-08-2012, 11:30 AM #25Hehe TY Men
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lolllll
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03-08-2012, 11:30 AM #26Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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great idea, but my faucet in the kitchen is like this:Originally Posted by TFMOA
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03-08-2012, 11:31 AM #27Shhh, no tears now...
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interdasting. This could be very risky depending on how sleepy she is and when she gains full awareness of the situation in relation to her grip on your junk. Will attempt and report back.Originally Posted by TFMOA
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03-08-2012, 11:32 AM #28Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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i havent really thought about logistics of this too much, but arent the holes for knobs generally pretty small? lolOriginally Posted by clintster442
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Laughed at the car battery trick.Originally Posted by mrawdtsi
Next, randomly flip off breakers in the house, or just hit the main one for a power outage. Make it an extended one occasionally. Best time to do it would be while she's showering or blow-drying her hair.
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03-08-2012, 11:33 AM #30Tyrael: Mod of Justice.
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she blows breakers with that damn hair dryer all the time as it is!Originally Posted by bustermac
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