I got a new job taking care of a disabled dude

[ZyraThornrise]

Been bored at home for a while and got offered a position as a personal care assistant for my daycare lady's brother.

Should be a cake job, so I'm pretty excited.

Not taking the job for money since I have my business, just something to get out of the house.

So, good news for y'all, I won't be miscing as much.

[messomi]

did you tell them you are disabled yourself?

[drvillain]

Inb4 relationship

[Muzzlrpress]

You just want to suck his dick you saucy minx.

[BustaCapp]

inb4 you fist the poor bastard

[Phrankoff]

inb4 babynames

[(-_-)]

Been bored at home for a while and got offered a position as a personal care assistant for my daycare lady's brother.

Should be a cake job, so I'm pretty excited.

Not taking the job for money since I have my business, just something to get out of the house.

So, good news for y'all, I won't be miscing as much.

Does your husband know you will be giving another man a handjob?

[DanteEdmond]

What kind of disability? You don't have to bathe him or anything do you?

[PumkinPie]

[Kev1972]

A nurse I know works at a place for disabled guys. She said ery time you give them a spongebath they shoot a load at you. Congrats on your handjob goals of 2019. Watch out for his loaded rifle.

[badbl00d]

bet he can't wait for the sponge bath

[GravityLee]

Do you have to be certified if the family doesnt care? Good for you srs. One of my close friends does that 60 hours a week. Its noble work. I will warn you after a while spending that much time together they will annoy you. Just have to remind yourself theyre dealing with some misery and youre doing a good deed

[ZyraThornrise]

What kind of disability? You don't have to bathe him or anything do you?

He's paralyzed from the waist down.

I'll be dressing and helping him into the shower, but he can basically shower himself. I mostly do the cooking, cleaning and driving him around.

Pretty much a glorified maid.

[skewermode]

Dude's gonna be fully enabled when you go round there lookin like his cosplay dream. I didn't know what you meant by exciting, but then I realised it'll be like a can of silly string going off, so it should be pretty exciting.

[ZyraThornrise]

Do you have to be certified if the family doesnt care? Good for you srs. One of my close friends does that 60 hours a week. Its noble work. I will warn you after a while spending that much time together they will annoy you. Just have to remind yourself theyre dealing with some misery and youre doing a good deed

Yup. I have my CNA license. I used to work for dementia patients before I had kids, which was WAY more difficult to deal with. This is basically a care companion job, so super cake in comparison. He's mostly independent.

[Phrankoff]

he will be shooting thick white ropes when you loofa his angus

[manletstrength]

Go fist yourself

[BustaCapp]

OP's first day didn't go well...

[ZyraThornrise]

OP's first day didn't go well...

I would feel so bad. Lol

[DanteEdmond]

He's paralyzed from the waist down.

I'll be dressing and helping him into the shower, but he can basically shower himself. I mostly do the cooking, cleaning and driving him around.

Pretty much a glorified maid.

I know it's crude --- but what about bathroom? Do you have to help him take a piss, or wipe after the other business?

[ZyraThornrise]

I know it's crude --- but what about bathroom? Do you have to help him take a piss, or wipe after the other business?

Yeah.
I've done the job before, albeit with a much older crowd. Honestly, I'm used to diapers. This guy is mostly self sufficient, I just have to help him onto the toilet and off.

[EarlA]

He's paralyzed from the waist down.

I'll be dressing and helping him into the shower, but he can basically shower himself. I mostly do the cooking, cleaning and driving him around.

Pretty much a glorified maid.

Lmao, I saw that disgusting meal you cooked the other day. Maybe you order in for the poor guy?

[ZyraThornrise]

Lmao, I saw that disgusting meal you cooked the other day. Maybe you order in for the poor guy?

I can cook, I swear!

But yeah, he may be living on pizza lol

[GreatOldOne]

Congratulations and good luck!

Be kind to yourself and make sure you self care...this is not going to be easy.

[ZyraThornrise]

Congratulations and good luck!

Be kind to yourself and make sure you self care...this is not going to be easy.

I've done it before under way more difficult circumstances.
Was a CNA in a dementia facility for years.
I'm just excited to work out of the house again. It was either this or at a coffee shop down the street. But this way I get daycare for cheaper and the pay is better.

[Kiop]

[ChangeOfStyle]

Aside from all the misc jokes of you blowing him and fisting him and letting him blow you, you really are doing some good work especially if its a volunteering job. Just be patient with the person and understand no matter what they do or say, they'll always appreciate your effort.

Been trying to find something to do in my own downtime, was thinking of volunteering for the rural fire brigade services in my suburb.

[snailsrus]

Are they elderly

[ZyraThornrise]

Aside from all the misc jokes of you blowing him and fisting him and letting him blow you, you really are doing some good work especially if its a volunteering job. Just be patient with the person and understand no matter what they do or say, they'll always appreciate your effort.

Been trying to find something to do in my own downtime, was thinking of volunteering for the rural fire brigade services in my suburb.

It's a paid job, but the pay is pretty minimal, especially after daycare costs. I was asked to do it by my daycare lady and we worked out a deal. I think I'll bring home like $200 a week, at most. But it still should be a great experience. I meet him on Monday.

You should totally volunteer, though! You'd probably feel super fulfilled and it would be an experience, for sure.

[ZyraThornrise]

Are they elderly

He's 23. I worked with elderly folk for a long time and swore to myself never to do it again. I lost two of my favorite patients within a week of each other and it hit really hard.

I feel like this is going to be a very different experience.