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    saw this on reddit, no more internet for me (DON'T ENTER IF YOU'RE EATING)

    This actually happened to a lady who is a close family friend.
    At one point, she worked at a convalescent home; not just for old people either. It was for folks who were a little nuts and couldn't take care of themselves. One lady there has this disorder. She thinks EVERYTHING is food, as in she'd eat her dinner and then start trying to eat the napkins. As you can guess, she ended up morbidly obese. She was too fat for the showers, so they had to take her out back and hose her down like an elephant. Since she was so fat, she had a lot of rolls, and they couldn't get everywhere. Now, one day the family friend is making her rounds of the complex, and was stopped by this dude in a wheelchair. He mumbles something at her. "Bitch stole my Doritos..." "What?" "That fat lady stole my Doritos and SHE WON'T GIVE 'EM BACK!" "Okay, okay, calm down. I'll get your chips back for you." She goes into the fat lady's room. She's in their with the chips and nothing else. Buck naked, with her legs spread. There's this thick almost gelatinous discharge in the fat lady's vagina. And she's dipping the chips. And eating it. With that cheese drip on pizza stretch effect. She apparently had this big smile as it dripped down her chin.

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    people who think the phrase is 'buck' naked are complete retards
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    Originally Posted by SCW View Post
    people who think the phrase is 'buck' naked are complete retards
    i think this might come as a shock. the phrase is "buck naked" and you are a "complete retard"
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    Originally Posted by kasdlfjk View Post
    i think this might come as a shock. the phrase is "buck naked" and you are a "complete retard"
    this.
    I have to agree, if that chit is real, I would literally commit da suicides.
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    i thought it was 'butt-naked' lol
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    Originally Posted by TreyTrey View Post
    i thought it was 'butt-naked' lol
    This
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    Originally Posted by TreyTrey View Post
    i thought it was 'butt-naked' lol
    it is.
    but i could care less
    I write misk on every banknote I get.
    how the misc works. see a thread. copy the pics/info. start a new thread on same subject with the same pics/info. profit?
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    Do you mean butt naked?


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    tldr

    edit: read it, strong wtf. i don't even..
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    it's buck nekkid down here in the south. both work, both are used.

    also i'm trying hard to forget i read the op.
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    still less disgusting then the sort of people who post on reddit
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    Originally Posted by rale View Post
    it's buck nekkid down here in the south. both work, both are used.

    also i'm trying hard to forget i read the op.
    Explains everything
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