I used a pickup line like that, grab a napkin off the bar, smell it, make a funny face, and ask the girl next to you if it smells like chloroform to her...it was a hit more often than I expected.Originally Posted by BrotherWolf
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Thread: Tall women?
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05-26-2016, 09:39 AM #421Call me Ishmael
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At the revolution school the other weekend a guy walked into the second classroom session late, sweating profusly, hair straight up with dirt all over him. He sat down, raised his hand and said: "please explain brake fade to me". -CSG @Corral.net
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05-26-2016, 09:51 AM #422maybenotabot
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Must be some real sketchy bars you hang out in.Originally Posted by Tikibeast
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05-26-2016, 10:02 AM #423The Italian Scallion
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Originally Posted by Tikibeast
mkaayy.......who says love has to be soft and gentle ?
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05-26-2016, 10:19 AM #424Call me Ishmael
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This was a good 10-12yrs ago, long before Cosby or all this celebrity rape business.Originally Posted by BrotherWolf
At the revolution school the other weekend a guy walked into the second classroom session late, sweating profusly, hair straight up with dirt all over him. He sat down, raised his hand and said: "please explain brake fade to me". -CSG @Corral.net
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05-26-2016, 10:21 AM #425~~MsFit~~
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I'M TIKIBEAST. BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME BEAST...
DO YOU THINK THIS NAPKIN SMELLS LIKE CHLOROFORM?"
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05-26-2016, 10:23 AM #426The Italian Scallion
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Ohh snap .... lmaoOriginally Posted by Lou1se
I'M TIKIBEAST. BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME BEAST...
DO YOU THINK THIS NAPKIN SMELLS LIKE CHLOROFORM?"
who says love has to be soft and gentle ?
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05-26-2016, 10:24 AM #427The Italian Scallion
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Originally Posted by Tikibeast
who says love has to be soft and gentle ?
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05-26-2016, 10:26 AM #428Call me Ishmael
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And the view from down here is stellar.Originally Posted by Lou1se
I'M TIKIBEAST. BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME BEAST...
DO YOU THINK THIS NAPKIN SMELLS LIKE CHLOROFORM?"
At the revolution school the other weekend a guy walked into the second classroom session late, sweating profusly, hair straight up with dirt all over him. He sat down, raised his hand and said: "please explain brake fade to me". -CSG @Corral.net
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05-26-2016, 10:30 AM #429Call me Ishmael
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To be fair Quagmire had the roofie colada patented before Cosby got tied to it...Originally Posted by BrotherWolf
At the revolution school the other weekend a guy walked into the second classroom session late, sweating profusly, hair straight up with dirt all over him. He sat down, raised his hand and said: "please explain brake fade to me". -CSG @Corral.net
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05-26-2016, 10:35 AM #430The Italian Scallion
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QuagmireOriginally Posted by Tikibeast
To be fair Quagmire had the roofie colada patented before Cosby got tied to it...
who says love has to be soft and gentle ?
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05-26-2016, 09:16 PM #431fat fukc
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I'm gonna need a bigger boat...Originally Posted by Lou1se
Well, first ya gotta catch 'em..
Well meaning, elderly man with a poor memory...pause
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05-27-2016, 07:31 AM #432Call me Ishmael
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Forget Jaws...Originally Posted by Fishman15
I'm gonna need a bigger boat...
At the revolution school the other weekend a guy walked into the second classroom session late, sweating profusly, hair straight up with dirt all over him. He sat down, raised his hand and said: "please explain brake fade to me". -CSG @Corral.net
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09-15-2017, 09:52 AM #433Registered User
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6'2" and back to the gym with a key partner to motivate and train with me. I want my 20yr old model body back.
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09-15-2017, 09:54 AM #434Registered User
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6'2"
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09-18-2017, 12:53 PM #435Registered User
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wife is 5'10 and its awesome....to me she is perfect
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09-18-2017, 02:07 PM #436I'm a Swifty Now
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I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
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I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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09-18-2017, 02:34 PM #437
OP if it makes you feel better, I'm 5'7'' and my gf is 5'9''. There are tons of 6'5'' guys for you, you will find someone soon
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10-19-2017, 03:44 PM #438pheasant plucker
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10-19-2017, 05:46 PM #439Registered User
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I always *wanted* a tall woman. I was a skinny geek (6'5" and 168) and I couldn't get any girl to look at me. Years later, I finally found a girl to marry and she was 5'2". LOL
It was interesting hanging out with my sister who is 5' 11". We were walking around Pitzer and every 5' 4" guy on campus must have gotten the message to come out and orbit around her. It was crazy and a bit creepy.Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you deal with it.
Everybody gets picked on for something or other. You have to get over it and move on.
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10-19-2017, 06:02 PM #440pheasant plucker
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My wife is a foot shorter than me. For a while her huge boobs and my huge gut were at the same height, so we couldn’t even get our arms around each other, but now that her boobs and my gut are both greatly reduced it’s not a problem.Originally Posted by misterponytail
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10-20-2017, 03:14 AM #441Registered User
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Tall women are the best! My wife is a leggy 6'1" and my daughter is 6'4" with a 39" inseam. It sucks for buying clothes, but they're gorgeous.
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10-20-2017, 05:55 PM #442Banned
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I'm 6'5" so they were fine with me when I was single. My wife is 5'6" and perfect for me.
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10-22-2017, 12:54 PM #443Registered User
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What's up tall people?
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10-22-2017, 12:55 PM #444Quarantined Finja
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S'up?Originally Posted by BankWalker
What's up tall people?
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