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    Will Bodybuilding ever get to the point where..

    Contestants get tattoos to make their muscles look more visible or pop out more.

    Walk around with an IV thats just gives them a constant supply of calories in public
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    I believe they will yes, for both of the things you said. It's pretty obvious actually
    'If you wouldn't expect to build a house without the right amount of bricks, don't expect to build a great physique without the right amount of food!'
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    Originally Posted by xpin2winx View Post
    Contestants get tattoos to make their muscles look more visible or pop out more.

    Walk around with an IV thats just gives them a constant supply of calories in public
    I'm surprised the tattoo thing isn't an issue right now.

    As far as the IV thing, no. It'd have to be a PICC line in order to get the macro nutrients needed. Way too expensive and intrusive. Too risky for infections too. Normal IV would just be a saline/dextrose solution leaving little benefit. Not gonna happen.
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    People getting shading tattooed around certain muscles to make them look more "defined" is more common than you'd think, some people even get shading on their forearms that make them look more vascular!
    tattoos - http://facepolution.deviantart.com/
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    the IV part made me LOL
    I can picture some gym rat walking around with some huge ass IV protruding from his flesh
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    Carry around IVs, oh man I hope not.
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    the tattoo idea was actually something me and my buddies came up with while talking at gym. im surprised competitors havent already thought of it/are doing it.

    as for the IV thing, i remember in the doctor swole stories his friend lance would always have a constantly supply of protein through his IV haha, probably not possible in real life
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    someone aware me on this tatoo shiet
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    Any pics of said shading tattoos? Aware me
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    Originally Posted by caconway View Post
    the IV part made me LOL
    I can picture some gym rat walking around with some huge ass IV protruding from his flesh
    After setting a new gym record on standing calf raises, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Lex to round up the crew, because we were going hunting for cardio bunnies. Lex called up our other training partner, Mongo. Mongo is a 6'8" 305 lb. bodybuilding monster. To give you an idea, he takes in 5000 cals while cutting, and has an IV stuck into his arm with protein flowing in at all times to avoid going catabolic.

    We headed out to the club, all dressed to the nines. Lex in sweatpants, a PROLAB tshirt, and of course his trusty crowbar. Mongo was wearing leather pants, a white beater, with his lifting belt around his waist. I decided to try some peacocking, and wore a pink beater, complimented by a pink top hat and pink Chuck Taylor shoes.

    We ran into a little trouble at the door, when the bouncer told us we weren't properly dressed for the establishment. Mongo stepped up to the plate. Bumping into him, Mongo screamed "You sure about that?" The bouncer, terrified, changed his mind but asked for the $20 cover charge. "Cover charge? Just be lucky you're still alive, punk. We ain't paying a cover charge." Lex and I walked in, lats flaring, while Mongo entered the side door (too big to fit through the front door).

    We scoped out the situation, and it looked pretty grim. A club packed with AFC's and a bunch of HB8's and HB9's. I shook my head. As you know, I only pork HB10's.

    A few minutes later, a group of HB8.5's approached us.

    HB8.5: Hi...ummm... we heard you guys were alpha males and we wanted to know if we could hang out with you tonight?

    I fought off the urge to vomit (HB8.5's... gross!) and replied, "You know, you've got a lot of nerve coming over here. Don't you think I'm a little out of your league, cupcake? Now get out of here, you're threatening my alpha status."

    I was getting impatient. "Mongo, find me a HB10 NOW!" I snarled at him. Mongo took out his binoculars and scanned the crowd.

    Mongo: I see a HB10 cardio bunny at the bar, drinking a martini.
    Me: Any bodybuilder activity in the area?
    Mongo: I dont see any... just an ectomorph.
    Me: I'm going in.

    I lat flared it over to this broac, and first approached the ectomorph hitting on her. He was wearing a Jose's Surf Shop T-shirt "End of the road, AFC. Step aside and let me handle this cardio bunny."

    AFC: Get lost.

    Normally, I would have stomped him into the ground, but with Mongo in the club I felt it unneccessary.

    Me: <grabbing the AFC by the throat> Look, you f**kin ecto, you better get the f**k out of here before we have a problem. See that guy over there, that's a 6'8" 300 lb. bodybuilder. If you don't leave this club now, and never come back, the cops are gonna have to call the boys down at Jose's Surf Shop to ID your body.

    The AFC ran away screaming and I moved in on the cardio bunny. "Your lucky day, baby. You get to spend the evening with Doctor Swole. Wanna feel my pythons?"

    Cardio Bunny: What do you think I am, some cheap slut just looking to get laid? I'm better than that.
    Me: Oh I get it. You look at me and all you see is shredded quads, 18 inch pythons, and abs you could do laundry on. I'm more than a piece of meat here.

    I turned around to leave.

    Cardio Bunny: I'm sorry, did you say 18 inch pythons? My name's Isabelle.
    Me: Doctor Swole.
    CB: Oh, a doctor? What kind?
    Me: A uhhh... gynocologist.
    CB: Really? How did you get into that?
    Me: Well, I guess you can say I just love pussy.

    Lex approached me with a look of concern on his face. "Mongo's IV is out of whey. We need to get him some protein before he goes catabolic and gets into a rage."

    Me: F**k. How long do we have?
    Lex: 15, 20 minutes tops.

    CB: Do you have to go? Well here's my phone number, why dont you call me sometime and we can go to a museum or something.

    I looked at her phone number in disgust. "Look cupcake, I'm going on a gynocologist exposition in the Phillipines for the next year. Tonight may be our last night together. We should make the most of it."

    CB: If you say so, Doctor Swole.

    I took her out to my BMW and we started going at it. I hit it doggystyle and finished off by giving her a pearl necklace (the only jewelry I'll ever buy for a woman.)

    I lit up a joint and closed my eyes. Lex and Mongo approached the BMW. "We gotta go now, Doc, Mongo's gonna get catabolic."

    I told the cardio bunny to leave the car. "I had a great time, Doc. My gynocologist never treated me like that"

    Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. "He's no gynocologist. This is Doctor Swole, one of the most notorious Alpha Males on the planet!"

    Cardio bunny had a look of denial on her face. "Tell me thats not true! Are you even a real doctor?"

    Me: <taking a puff of the joint> I'm no doctor... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. I stepped on the gas and accelerated away from the cardio bunny. She coughed when inhaling my exhaust fumes, and by the time she stopped I had turned the corner. I wondered if she had seen my ALPHA1 license plate, but it's inconsequential. I'll never see her again. My speedometer hit 95 as I raced to Mongo's for whey shakes all around.

    Lex: Going a little fast Doc?
    Me: <taking a drag from the joint> Those protein shakes ain't gonna mix themselves.
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    Originally Posted by purdey View Post
    People getting shading tattooed around certain muscles to make them look more "defined" is more common than you'd think, some people even get shading on their forearms that make them look more vascular!
    Are you serious?

    I was joking with a guy in the gym last night about "tattooed abs/muscles/veins" and it was a riot.


    Wasn't aware this crap happened.
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    Originally Posted by AirForceV View Post
    Are you serious?

    I was joking with a guy in the gym last night about "tattooed abs/muscles/veins" and it was a riot.


    Wasn't aware this crap happened.
    nah lol i was joking but ild bet someone out there has done it
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    Lmao... Reminds me of a friend who told me he wants to get so big he can't fit through doors. I love lifting but some people crack me up.
    Originally Posted by BartPimpson View Post
    After setting a new gym record on standing calf raises, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Lex to round up the crew, because we were going hunting for cardio bunnies. Lex called up our other training partner, Mongo. Mongo is a 6'8" 305 lb. bodybuilding monster. To give you an idea, he takes in 5000 cals while cutting, and has an IV stuck into his arm with protein flowing in at all times to avoid going catabolic.

    We headed out to the club, all dressed to the nines. Lex in sweatpants, a PROLAB tshirt, and of course his trusty crowbar. Mongo was wearing leather pants, a white beater, with his lifting belt around his waist. I decided to try some peacocking, and wore a pink beater, complimented by a pink top hat and pink Chuck Taylor shoes.

    We ran into a little trouble at the door, when the bouncer told us we weren't properly dressed for the establishment. Mongo stepped up to the plate. Bumping into him, Mongo screamed "You sure about that?" The bouncer, terrified, changed his mind but asked for the $20 cover charge. "Cover charge? Just be lucky you're still alive, punk. We ain't paying a cover charge." Lex and I walked in, lats flaring, while Mongo entered the side door (too big to fit through the front door).

    We scoped out the situation, and it looked pretty grim. A club packed with AFC's and a bunch of HB8's and HB9's. I shook my head. As you know, I only pork HB10's.

    A few minutes later, a group of HB8.5's approached us.

    HB8.5: Hi...ummm... we heard you guys were alpha males and we wanted to know if we could hang out with you tonight?

    I fought off the urge to vomit (HB8.5's... gross!) and replied, "You know, you've got a lot of nerve coming over here. Don't you think I'm a little out of your league, cupcake? Now get out of here, you're threatening my alpha status."

    I was getting impatient. "Mongo, find me a HB10 NOW!" I snarled at him. Mongo took out his binoculars and scanned the crowd.

    Mongo: I see a HB10 cardio bunny at the bar, drinking a martini.
    Me: Any bodybuilder activity in the area?
    Mongo: I dont see any... just an ectomorph.
    Me: I'm going in.

    I lat flared it over to this broac, and first approached the ectomorph hitting on her. He was wearing a Jose's Surf Shop T-shirt "End of the road, AFC. Step aside and let me handle this cardio bunny."

    AFC: Get lost.

    Normally, I would have stomped him into the ground, but with Mongo in the club I felt it unneccessary.

    Me: <grabbing the AFC by the throat> Look, you f**kin ecto, you better get the f**k out of here before we have a problem. See that guy over there, that's a 6'8" 300 lb. bodybuilder. If you don't leave this club now, and never come back, the cops are gonna have to call the boys down at Jose's Surf Shop to ID your body.

    The AFC ran away screaming and I moved in on the cardio bunny. "Your lucky day, baby. You get to spend the evening with Doctor Swole. Wanna feel my pythons?"

    Cardio Bunny: What do you think I am, some cheap slut just looking to get laid? I'm better than that.
    Me: Oh I get it. You look at me and all you see is shredded quads, 18 inch pythons, and abs you could do laundry on. I'm more than a piece of meat here.

    I turned around to leave.

    Cardio Bunny: I'm sorry, did you say 18 inch pythons? My name's Isabelle.
    Me: Doctor Swole.
    CB: Oh, a doctor? What kind?
    Me: A uhhh... gynocologist.
    CB: Really? How did you get into that?
    Me: Well, I guess you can say I just love pussy.

    Lex approached me with a look of concern on his face. "Mongo's IV is out of whey. We need to get him some protein before he goes catabolic and gets into a rage."

    Me: F**k. How long do we have?
    Lex: 15, 20 minutes tops.

    CB: Do you have to go? Well here's my phone number, why dont you call me sometime and we can go to a museum or something.

    I looked at her phone number in disgust. "Look cupcake, I'm going on a gynocologist exposition in the Phillipines for the next year. Tonight may be our last night together. We should make the most of it."

    CB: If you say so, Doctor Swole.

    I took her out to my BMW and we started going at it. I hit it doggystyle and finished off by giving her a pearl necklace (the only jewelry I'll ever buy for a woman.)

    I lit up a joint and closed my eyes. Lex and Mongo approached the BMW. "We gotta go now, Doc, Mongo's gonna get catabolic."

    I told the cardio bunny to leave the car. "I had a great time, Doc. My gynocologist never treated me like that"

    Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. "He's no gynocologist. This is Doctor Swole, one of the most notorious Alpha Males on the planet!"

    Cardio bunny had a look of denial on her face. "Tell me thats not true! Are you even a real doctor?"

    Me: <taking a puff of the joint> I'm no doctor... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    Lex and Mongo roared with laughter. I stepped on the gas and accelerated away from the cardio bunny. She coughed when inhaling my exhaust fumes, and by the time she stopped I had turned the corner. I wondered if she had seen my ALPHA1 license plate, but it's inconsequential. I'll never see her again. My speedometer hit 95 as I raced to Mongo's for whey shakes all around.

    Lex: Going a little fast Doc?
    Me: <taking a drag from the joint> Those protein shakes ain't gonna mix themselves.
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    Holy thread revival Batman!

    I was just thinking about whether or not people got shading strategically tattooed in certain places to improve definition....
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    Originally Posted by TheRealOrson View Post
    Holy thread revival Batman!

    I was just thinking about whether or not people got shading strategically tattooed in certain places to improve definition....
    And you just had to share that didn't you...
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    Originally Posted by caconway View Post
    the IV part made me LOL
    I can picture some gym rat walking around with some huge ass IV protruding from his flesh
    lol or he's got the IV set up by his little bench....he takes it out of his arm to do his set....then hooks it back when he sits down to rest
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    Walking around...with IV's in their arms..

    Interesting concept.

    I guess?
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    Originally Posted by Groggery View Post
    And you just had to share that didn't you...
    Would you prefer I start a whole new thread asking the same thing?

    pls go.
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    Originally Posted by TheRealOrson View Post
    Would you prefer I start a whole new thread asking the same thing?

    pls go.
    If you started the same thread i'd rather get it deleted due to idiocy. This ain't the misc.
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    An IV isn't practical. But I've though about nasal feeding tubes.... Just mix up my macros perfectly, fill up my bag, and don't worry about eating all day! Awww well...one can dream
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    pls go.
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    Originally Posted by ZBlacktt View Post
    Feeling bad..... I lol'd at that neg gif Tim.
    lol me too
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