Rate teh wife [pic]

[juniorbrah]

So, the wife is in a fitness contest online with South Magazine. The only reward for winning is a photoshoot with some supposedly 1337 photographer. Other than our wedding 4 years ago, we don't have any professional shots of her whatsoever, so we submitted untouched, raw photos, thinking the whole point was to get a chance to do the real deal if she won.

Apparently, almost every other participant that was selected to be on the site already had professionally shot and edited photos to submit. Now, she's sort of the underdog, as we just shot some retarded photos in her study and said fuk it.

I'm not asking for votes for her. You can choose to vote for whom ever you want, but I think submitting edited photos defeats the purpose of the contest, ya dig?

Note: had to change the link because we're suspicious that the site mods are hating on votes from this thread. Sorry for the inconvenience.

hxxp://ww2.thesouthmag.com/greatest-body-contest

why didn't God giver her an ass?

[tc9012]

Good looking wife OP

[swaptrex]

wtf that's some bullshit they deleted the votes, it really is no different than stupid ********.

[kels_88]

Haha, talking **** when he himself is sitting at 14% Body fat, Classic

Lol, did you try and neg me *******?

Brb, I do what I do according to my desires and not what scrawny boys on the Internet think of me.

[killerk13]

voted, at 20%. gj brah. keeper.

[rowdyjoe1]

Lol, did you try and neg me *******?

Brb, I do what I do according to my desires and not what scrawny boys on the Internet think of me.

Funny thing is Tony is probably stronger than you in every lift, not to mention a whole lot bigger. Just because you're 180 lbs doesn't make you bigger than Tony.. The fact is you're a fat ass time for you to diet.

[tonydo93]

Funny thing is Tony is probably stronger than you in every lift, not to mention a whole lot bigger. Just because you're 180 lbs doesn't make you bigger than Tony.. The fact is you're a fat ass time for you to diet.

Ey Route, why don't we go bash on someone who looks better then us? Cause that makes a lot of sense.

If the dude had at least had ab definition and looks like he works out, then i wouldn't say anything to him regarding talking ****

[JD4R]

Funny thing is Tony is probably stronger than you in every lift, not to mention a whole lot bigger. Just because you're 180 lbs doesn't make you bigger than Tony.. The fact is you're a fat ass time for you to diet.

Strong logic is strong. Seriously little bras, quit trying to hijack the thread and go back to the teen misc. Tony, you seem like an okay brah, but ur friend is acting like a *******.

[LaxinAround]

Ey Route, why don't we go bash on someone who looks better then us? Cause that makes a lot of sense.

If the dude had at least had ab definition and looks like he works out, then i wouldn't say anything to him regarding talking ****

Welcome back to green

[tonydo93]

Strong logic is strong. Seriously little bras, quit trying to hijack the thread and go back to the teen misc. Tony, you seem like an okay brah, but ur friend is acting like a *******.

He's just looking at it how i am. We didn't mean to turn this thread into negativity! Haters gon hate tho. What can ya do? Moving along.. you ever hear back from the mag?

[JD4R]

Yeah, called today. He said that some of the IPs were from proxy servers in Ukraine, so he deleted all the votes that were entered for her over a 12-hour span starting at 7pm the night it started. I have no idea if he's full of shyt or not, but it shouldn't matter in the end.

[tonydo93]

Welcome back to green

What do you mean? haha

[TougeWarrior]

Wood plow

would not wife tho

[CheesusRice]

wow your wife looks like a real whore. I'd come to your house while you were at work, fart in all the jars in your house, and then proceede to creampie that manitee wife of yours.

[tonydo93]

Yeah, called today. He said that some of the IPs were from proxy servers in Ukraine, so he deleted all the votes that were entered for her over a 12-hour span starting at 7pm the night it started. I have no idea if he's full of shyt or not, but it shouldn't matter in the end.

Hmmm, interesting. What do you mean it shouldn't matter in the end? haha she would have won by a mile if they didn't delete those votes!

[JasonT305]

woods smash

[kels_88]

Bump for OP.

Ey Route, why don't we go bash on someone who looks better then us? Cause that makes a lot of sense.

If the dude had at least had ab definition and looks like he works out, then i wouldn't say anything to him regarding talking ****

He's just looking at it how i am. We didn't mean to turn this thread into negativity! Haters gon hate tho. What can ya do? Moving along.. you ever hear back from the mag?

Sure kid. Pics in my bodyspace are better that the avi, but still not single digits. Avi is older then those, but I don't really care. You do your thing and I'll do mine.

Funny thing is Tony is probably stronger than you in every lift, not to mention a whole lot bigger. Just because you're 180 lbs doesn't make you bigger than Tony.. The fact is you're a fat ass time for you to diet.

5'9" Anorexic lbs
Ok.

Edit: Palindrome post count.

[rowdyjoe1]

Strong logic is strong. Seriously little bras, quit trying to hijack the thread and go back to the teen misc. Tony, you seem like an okay brah, but ur friend is acting like a *******.

The logic is SIZE not mass.. I'm talking about good ole' inches bro...

And @kels_88 you don't even post stats on your profile because the numbers you put up are embarrassing.. Learn 2 lift bro


P.S. Not trying to troll just sticking up for my buddy. Kels shouldn't be trolling Tony when he himself is half as fit..

[soundcheck]

beautiful wife op, son i am proud...hope she wins

[kels_88]

Bump for OP.

The logic is SIZE not mass.. I'm talking about good ole' inches bro...

And @kels_88 you don't even post stats on your profile because the numbers you put up are embarrassing.. Learn 2 lift bro

P.S. Not trying to troll just sticking up for my buddy. Kels shouldn't be trolling Tony when he himself is half as fit..

Or maybe I don't have a measuring tape and don't care enough to get one?

Sure, I'll "Learn 2 lift" little boy. This you? http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Health/sto...1654439&page=1

[levijay]

i am still in love with your wife


srs



not srs



ok semi srs

[JohnLx]

Voted, she's at 20% now. 2nd Place.

[mhk1203]

LULZ, aware of Tony

[marin3muscl3]

Fuark OP your wife is banging gjdm. Just a question, you're an Army Sergeant so have you ever thought that your wife has cheated on you?

[Muneyy]

In first, but same 20%

[Zucker]

wouldwife.jpeg

[tonydo93]

Haha dude, your the one who started this whole thing. I would never have even called you out on your physique if you weren't talking ****, just drop it. [QUOTE=kels_88;839559761]Bump for OP.



Or maybe I don't have a measuring tape and don't care enough to get one?

Sure, I'll "Learn 2 lift" little boy. This you?

[kels_88]

Haha dude, your the one who started this whole thing. I would never have even called you out on your physique if you weren't talking ****, just drop it.

Talking ****? I referenced you as a clown. You decided to jump straight onto the personal attack train.

[JD4R]

Fuark OP your wife is banging gjdm. Just a question, you're an Army Sergeant so have you ever thought that your wife has cheated on you?

Of course it has crossed my mind, but I'm pretty sure every guy in the service with a decent looking wife thinks the same thing. You really only have two ways of dealing with it:

1) Accept that she has cheated because all women are sluts (even if you don't know if she has or not), and be somewhat indifferent to it if you later find that she indeed has.

2) Trust her. You married her and you're supposed to be BFFs, so why would she betray you in the worst possible way? If you find that she has, deal with it or move-on to a girl you might be able to trust.

[JD4R]

Bump. Only today and tomorrow left for voting.