how did you lose YOUR V card? tell even if its boring

[bdub2070]

Junior year of highschool

- Took a girl on dinner and movie date
- Then go to a secluded spot by the beach, "to look at the night sky"
- We start making out and the next thing led to the next in the back of my Chevy Blazer
- I preformed horrible and had no idea what I was doing.
- Drove her home

**** I had no game in Highschool.

[DannyBrownstone]

it was a dark cold night and she was as stiff as a frozen hotdog...

[Lamborg]

At party 11th grade too drunk to drive home. slept over and fuk some random bish in dark and to this day still dont know who it was (couple 8/10s and a couple whales)

do not wanna know.

[hoganrulz]

friend called me to go to his apartment on my 18th, he bought an escort, i was like da fuk is going on here? she started to rub my crotch i was like ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AKBARRRRRRRR

[wollo7]

second or third date, cannot remember anymore... azn girl with huge titts, fooling around on my bed
I only have my underwear/socks on, and im fingerbanging her so hard, and there is pool of juice on my bed by this point
she tells me she doesn't want to secks, i say okay, start grinding my cawk over her puss through my boxers
she's uncontrollably wet now (later find out shes a squirter)
after one of her larger moans she grabs my cock through my boxers, and drags it inside of her
i start pounding away, i lasted about ~6 mins before i came inside her
good times...

[xited]

-Get drunk as fck at a party
-Somehow end up with a hot blonde watching tv in her room, no idea how I met her or how I got there
-Smash furiously

[cracktheskye]

was 15
bish from schools parents were on holiday
house party
lambrini
moar lambrini
even moar
clapped local sloots cheeks in the garden shed, then the bathroom
received phone call from her 18 year old boyfriend the following day
was told he will fight me on way to school
patient bear is still waiting 5 years later

come at me bro, she was a ****ing insane shag.

[Ecobb]

-16 GF parents are gone. (15,cute face, blonde, b-cups, tight athletic dancer body/azz)
- Her room faces the moon so it was all moonlit n chit.
- Start making out.
- She somehow feels the condom in my pocket.
- She takes it and smiles.
- Pulls down my pants and blows me for a minute or two
- 69 for about 10 minutes. Pussy tasted like water no smell or taste. Phucking awesome.
- Start making out again and start fingering her
- her pussy was so warm and wet. All I kept thinking was "I can't wait to phuck you"
- Gets really hot
- Says "fuk me" in a sexy whisper
- Which made my 100% bonrar go to about 175%
- Put condom on
- Fuk for 3 minutes exactly.(clock in room and kept track of time)
- Had a glorious momentous orgasm of epic proportions


I am satisfied with how I lost it.

[Stryfe14]

-Junior year of HS
-GF and I going out for a week
-Were in the back of my car in a park
-People watching
-Schenanigines ensued
-Smashed for like 2min
-Came
-Cop came down to our parking spot
-Drove by, didnt see us
-Everything went better than expected


We did eventually get caught by a cop once while smashing in my car.

[Khazers]

Cliffs:
-18 yrs old
-Went to whore's house with friend
-Bishes introduce to us, I choose one.
-I was scared as hell, she kissed me all over the body, gave head to me.
-I was too scared, only licked tits. Fingered her but she screamed so I stopped.
-She goes up and start riding, I lasted like 3 mins. I was still hard, but she smelled like sh*t, so I just pulled her away.
-Akward 10 min conversation then since I payed 30 mins and didn't want my friend to know I came that fast.

Feltbadman.jpg

[YalCantTouchDis]

ended up sitting next to three really hot bisexual girls and we all started to make up.

*******.

[KillMeAlready]

i get hard reading these stories


personally im a virgin. no clue when ill end up losing it. hopefully soon but i have literally zero game so things aren't looking too bright

[Roldz]

This is the true story of how a kid lost his virginity to a crazy (and later proven waaaay crazier) bish.

I'm was about 16 years old. The gf's parents left for a few hours, and put my gf in charge of the brothers and sisters (all 7 of them, one older brother who was sleeping). I literally had no idea wtf. She realized this, so she was going to "take care of me."


We leave the next oldest child in charge of the rest of the hoodlums and go down to the basement. She threw me down onto a steel chair and pulled out my weiner. As many times as this girl has had sex before me (quite a few), I guess she didn't realize that a vag needs to be moist for slippage. So as she proceeds to try ramming my d in, and when I say ram I mean she had no care for any pain being inflicted on me, she's getting irritated that she couldn't so she'd tell me "You need to get harder," even though its at full attention.


Never really realized how ignorant and stupid she was. Anyway, finally the entrance is made.



Next thing I know, big brother is coming down the stairs. It's almost like he knows something, and I didn't know what to do other than throw her off of me and run behind a foosball table and hide with my wang still out. There I waited for a bit until the coast was clear, and then I took off.


Worst part is, blue balls set in about 15 minutes later. Felt like a had been hit with a friggin hammer.

[theMeltedMind]

- At music festival
- Groce semi-whale came on to me hard
- Not really interested in her, but too much of an awkward ******* to push her away
- Eventually ended up back in her tent
- Bear goggles was starting to wear off and at this point I had no interest in her whatsoever.
- Rawdogged her while she laid there like a starfish
- Had to jerk myself off in order to come
- Left and never talked to her again.

Music festival would be legit, went to few in Germany last year but nothing happened. was a horn ball tho would've loved some action.

[Zamakaze]

i get hard reading these stories


personally im a virgin. no clue when ill end up losing it. hopefully soon but i have literally zero game so things aren't looking too bright

Yeah, with that attitude things won't be bright, brah.

[Jack101]

i lost it to my hand

[datboiflexin]

ill bite I'm hoping you f***s reply with some of your stories kinda bored (shouldnt be, lots of sh** to do), anyways so like most people I had friends that lived in my neighborhood that i would always chill with. I was 16, it was summer late night, four guy friends and I were drinking liquor we knicked from our parents stashes and smoking weed outside. Our friends sister came outside with her friend who was sleeping over and started drinking with us. Her friend was a little on the bigger side, kind of the bad girl type, something sexy about her though, (maybe being drunk helped) she had gotten kicked out of her house and was staying at her our friend's with his sister for the time being. She kept making these comments, it was pretty obvious to everyone she was not only attracted to me but wanted some dick, kept mentioning stuff about dick size, and the conversation quickly turned into sex talk. I finally built up the balls to ask if she wanted to come chill with me at my place just down the street and she said "sure" before I could even finish my sentence. So we left just her and I, and I snuck her into the house, parents sleeping upstairs. We went down to the basement and sat on the couch, I was nervous as **** so I turned on the TV and we just kinda sat there for a few minutes. then it got pretty awkward so i had to do something so i said the lamest thing ever (maybe not) "how bout i give you something to do" and i stood up in front of her and pulled out my cock, already hard as **** ha. And she goes to work, i got pretty close to blowing my load so I pushed her back and pulled up my boxers and told her to follow me. So I took her back to this kinda of gym room we have in the basement (lockable door) and I told her i needed to go make sure my parents were still sleeping and that when I got back she should have her panties off. Went upstairs and parents where snoring obviously well asleep. So I head back downstairs and she is sitting back against the wall, completely naked with her legs spread and knees bent towards her chest, (wet and ready) so I got down on the floor... don't even think I pulled down my boxers just slipped my c*** through the button hole and sank into my first pussy. F****n OMG best rush Ive probably ever felt, soft... moist... warm... deep, but tight, pushed all the way in for the first time and was in this like trance state, felt so damn good. So I just f****d her missionary getting as deep as I could. I remember how her body like curled up as I entered her and the like gasp of breath she made (love that sh**) The rush of the c*m flowing towards the head of my di** was so intense I came in like 2 minutes, raw dog inside of her (didn't know really how dangerous that could be at the time) She asked if I had came and I said no, a little embarrased. Then I heard a door creak open upstairs and pulled my pants up and closed the door behind me to hide her, and go check what was up. I went upstairs and my parents were still sleeping, something was weird as someone was definately in the house. I looked around for anyone for what was probably a few minutes and when I came back down the door to the workout room was not only closed but locked. And I could hear two people in there. and moaning, WTF!!!!..."Yo open the ****ing door" and I had to repeat myself a couple of times, obviously a little irritated and confused. When I heard the door unlock I open it and my friend Xavier has the girl in his arms against the wall ****ing her standing up, pants around his ankles going pretty hard. He had snuck in and made his way in when i went to check for the source of the noise. Sly moth* fu**er. So at that point I think I probably said something like "WTF man" and he goes "dude lets just hit this pu**y together." So he pulls out and she gets on the floor and I go at it again missionary while she gives him head as he kneals over her. Then we switch a few times, I came inside of her again but still kept going, lasted about 30 minutes just taking turns until we finally got on both sides of her and blew our loads on each tit. Got her a towel, snuck back out and walked her home, er to our other friends place where she was staying, exchanging a few high fives and that was it. V Card gone.

totally read that

[bigbeckster]

17 years old
Girlfriend at the time, in her Basement
starting fingering her - got wet
Took a minute or two to get my dick in. (Smallhole.jpeg)
Dick was in for all of couple strokes - Done (Maybe a couple minutes)
Pass out shorty after - went home next day. Feeling like a boss

[jake11texas]

you are one truly phucked up kunt my friend. The fact you let your dad question your mom when you could have just fessed up is sickening. I truly cannot believe that anyone in their right mind would have such an irrational, illogical thought process. After reading your post, i feel like i need to take 7 showers to rid myself of the dirty deed you committed. i was about to neg you until i had read that the whole thing blew over. please go, and never post such atrocities in the misc ever again. people like you make me want to kick homeless people and burn rabbits. but then its other, better people in the misc that calm me down and make me think that there is hope for the world yet. have a good day bro, and by bro, i mean never anyone's bro.

Lmao Umad brah? It wasn't that srs. The whole thing blew over, plus I was a dumb 15 year old. Get the phuck out of here.

[lolmodsmadatme]

Wow....I can tell you how I haven't lost it. Thats by years of fapping to pr0nz and social isolation amongst other things.

Not even jelly though. Some of these stories are almost making me cringe. Better to wait I guess than rush in too early (srs).

age: 29

WUT

[FuzzeWuzze]

Messing around with girlfriend at 14-15. She gets on top puts peen in.
I pull out and say "no condom, no pill, no ****"

Buy condoms, **** next day.

Strong willpower...

[lolmodsmadatme]

At party 11th grade too drunk to drive home. slept over and fuk some random bish in dark and to this day still dont know who it was (couple 8/10s and a couple whales)

do not wanna know.

LOLz. you slipped your cawk in a man's angus. srs. *facepalm

[MrSpab]

cliffs:
-cool with girl from work
-talk for a month, dirty texts within such time
-dick pics sent through phone airwaves
-go to movies, makeout
-go to park, start feeling up
-asks me to come home with her. Says bro is home, **** it
-enter apartment nod to bro, head to her room
-Cat bert stares me, proceed to bed
-foreplay, she gets on top, warm poontang acquired
-cat goes spiderman jumping wall to wall while we ****.
-nut in 30 minutes, text all my boys I did the nasty.
dear diary.

[skytechnz]

went out with gf for a year, was 15.. had some wines with her at her folks then came back to mine smashed... pretty much it.

Ended up turning her into a raging sluzzah who cheated like 6 times (I found out about one and dumped straight away, not before I smashed her best friend tho).

[Dragonborn]

Went to Amsterdam, Paid hooker 50 euros. The hooker was 9/10 but her performance was 2/10.

[BOOMGetSwole]

Met a girl from another church while on a mission trip when I was 13. Was told by other dudes at her church she was a slor. Snuck into the church while everyone was at lunch and banged her out on a church pew. She felt the father, son, and holy ghost that day I tell you.

[charizardbrah]

I was 15 she was 14 she raped me

[Dtrmd]

Back of my friends van while 2 other people were inside and we were driving...

andnotasingle****wasgiventhatday

[George Costanza]

I fingerblasted her and then I went in raw. Haven't been able to use a condom since. Feelsbadman.jpg

[DK_82]

16. She was a slut, but we never fuked while dating, so after we broke up we became FWB. It was on her couch in her room (lolwut?) with the door wide open and her mom home. Honestly don't remember how it was.