ITT: I aware you you've been dumping wrong (cliffs)

[Z3DsD3AD]

> sitting toilets are a new invention ( late 19th century )

> this is a big reason why hemorrhoids are common

> dumping takes less time and effort squatting (baseball catchers style)

> humans were made to dump squatting

> there's a muscle that's purpose is to tighten things up when we're sitting or standing to prevent accidents

> squatting straightens out this angle and removes the choke hold





squats are good for you

















/inb4opisa*******

[1cav]

wut?

[Onisac]

Fuark. Girls squatting are so hot. Mirin first pic.

[Z3DsD3AD]

wut?

exactly

[Z3DsD3AD]

fastest misc

[HeyHOletsGO]

Fuark. Girls squatting are so hot. Mirin first pic.

THIIIISSSSS biggest hnnnnnnngggggggg

[fcappa]

What's the best way to squat when dumping without falling over and cracking your head open on the toilet?

[CobberRuss]

exactly

brah's don't know.

[HeyHOletsGO]

inb4 eastern squat toilet

[mrsnruB1111]

How the **** do you expect me to **** like this the day after leg day

I'd just **** my pants trying to avoid it all day

[wogwhisperer]

are you sure, OP?

[mrsnruB1111]

What's the best way to squat when dumping without falling over and cracking your head open on the toilet?

ATB (Ass to Bowl) Squats

[Z3DsD3AD]

inb4 eastern squat toilet

sitting toilets are mainly only used in western cultures still

[BoomPowSurprise]

Girl one - Chun Li? hnnnnnngh

[DanYaSon747]

ill take my padded toilet seat and my copy of sports illustrated swimsuit edition, thank you very much.

[BoomPowSurprise]

More Science

[saggies]

intredasting, will try. my angus is peppered

[hittman]

yeah because i'm gonna squat on the ground like some fking indian

[Z3DsD3AD]

Time to hate sh!tting after leg days

[InfinityThor]

OP is correct.

I'm just dealing with standard toilets till I can get a proper setup (can't do this while living with people).

Using squat toilets in foreign countries was epic, dat dere no exertion and ultra clean/completely empty feeling after.

[Bananahammock]

have you noticed that all the people who still **** by squatting are fetid, third-world *******s?

i know, i watched Afghans squat for two deployments. filthy people

[Indivdude]

I definitely agree but how can I get this set up in my house?

Thor has something planned evidently.

[kOneOverJordanb]

im gonna start squatting on the toilet seat. like putting my feet on the side and just unleashing my fury into the bowl.



will report back with results.

[InfinityThor]

I definitely agree but how can I get this set up in my house?

Thor has something planned evidently.

You either install a proper one or you setup a platform (heaps of different designs avaliable).

I would set up a platform right now except that it would inconvenience everyone in the house and they would all be weirded out... if I lived alone, no problem.

If/when I buy a house, I will just install a proper one.

im gonna start squatting on the toilet seat. like putting my feet on the side and just unleashing my fury into the bowl.



will report back with results.

It's awkward/difficult and risks spraying **** everywhere.

[brbjack3d]

Fuk science brah. Seems like anal prolapse would be more likely to happen doing all of
that squatting. Plus I enjoy my 45 min sits on the toilet while texting or reading a good
novel. I cherish these moments.

[LettuceBcereal]

The toilet was invented in the 1600s, plumbing wasn't. *SoClose*

[UkChris93]

you think the elderly or very fat people are able to get into this position?

[Cornwall]

will try/10

going to put a hose over my dik so I don't piss everywhere

[InfinityThor]

Plus I enjoy my 45 min sits on the toilet while texting or reading a good
novel.

45 minutes, enjoy your future of hemorrhoids, you have a legit medical problem.

[Indivdude]

You either install a proper one or you setup a platform (heaps of different designs avaliable).

I would set up a platform right now except that it would inconvenience everyone in the house and they would all be weirded out... if I lived alone, no problem.

If/when I buy a house, I will just install a proper one.

Well makes sense. Guess I'll google a bit. Thanks man.

And I hear you, I know my fam/friends would be like da fuq is that? Where's the toilet?