UPDATED: BUT BISH STILL CANT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
Update: More pics post #36 and I hear she thinks I'm attractive. dis gon be gud. maybe misc memes bring happy time?
I don't know this girl. A friend gave me her number and told me to troll her.
on left
on that there android time so I have to type the shiet out.
Me: Kayla, I've had a crush on you for years.
Her: Hahaha nice that's very flattering, who is this?
Me: Kyle. If i could, I would bring you flowers everyday. Day by day...by day...by day. Then we would watch the stars while we talk about how perfect this moment is.
Her: Well thanks, but I don't know anyone from your area code named Kyle? Sorry I think you're confused
Me: Kayla, I am not confused. You are a heavenly blessed beauty who's radiance shines light through the darkening days. And Kyle isn't my real name. It's a nickname. My real name is Josh.
Her: Haha sureee that's very sweet, but idk who you are?
Me: I'm a man who will drag my nut sack through 5 miles of barbed wire, have my eyes stung out by scorpions and have my feet lathered with the venom of the south sea cone shell, conus purpourceans (the most powerful neurotoxin in the world), and then swim the largest channel to sniff the toilet paper you used this morning.
Her: I feel the same way. I have since I've met you! Marry me!
Me: wtf u misc? Wouldwife/10
Her: Okkk? Haha really though who is this?
Me: It's Charles. My feelings for you are hard to express in words. It's almost as if the cosmic energies swirling around us constantly have created a field between us. A field powered by true love, fate, and destiny. And the only emotion I feel is pain. Pain from the void between us. An urgency to softly caress you. Now hatch my stinking egg in your blood hole.
Me: Please respond...
Her: I'm considering...You're very uhhh good with your words... i'm pretty much sold on that whole egg in my blood hole statement.
Me: I want to serenade you by playing hot cross buns on the recorder while we enjoy a feast of chicken ramen. The beef one seems to be a little tangy.
Her: I like it tangy.
Me: You have passed the test my sweet. Send me a picture of your glorious self, preferably holding a spoon so I know its real. It's what the universe wants.
Her: Well, we can't fight the universe.
Today
Me: Oh divine one. My queen, the goddess, my inspiration. How art thou on this bountiful day?
Her: Haha pretty good, shakespeare. How about yourself?
Me: Feeling the warm breath of the suns golden rays fall upon me like a warm blanket. Where is my pic of you holding a spoon. Any spoon will do my sweet.
Her: Well I currently don't have a spoon on meI'm in my room.
Me: Walk to the kitchen?
Her: Haha fineee after I'm done doing my hair.
Me: Your hair is already flawless my dove. Each strand perfect in every way, free of split ends and vibrant with color....wtf am I even saying?
Her: Idw but I kinda like it
Her: I'm not really supposed to send pics to strangers, but here ya go.
Me: Gawjuss...but where is spoon?
Her: I couldn't find one and my kitchen is 2 floors down so I didn't feel like getting one, sorry!
Me: it's ok my sweet. Perhaps later I will acquire one of you holding it. Regardless, your skintone matches that of Cleopatra herself, but you my flower outmatch her in beauty.
Her: Who are you? Really though how do you come up with this stuff?!? Haha I love it.
Me: If I had a rose for every time I felt the piercing arrow of true love, I would have but one...and that rose would belong to you.
Do I proceed?
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07-18-2012, 11:05 PM #1Registered User
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Trolled Girl Through Text...Rate/10
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07-18-2012, 11:05 PM #2I Bathe In Beaches
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Woodbury McCook Enya Agnus
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hit that sloot in the jaw til my knucles skin raw
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07-18-2012, 11:10 PM #3Registered User
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Will OP deliver ??
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07-18-2012, 11:11 PM #4I'll start lifting later.
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should have made thread when you got spoon pic.
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07-18-2012, 11:14 PM #5100% POLISH
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lololol in
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07-18-2012, 11:15 PM #6Registered User
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Why is it that making threads like this are just like gambling? lol. Naw. the convo is funny enough to stand alone. its 2am where she is. I will press for a picture tomorrow if the misc demands it. Or at least expand on the convo.Originally Posted by tential
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07-18-2012, 11:15 PM #7Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by tential
that is allOnly have abs from laughing at misc threads crew
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07-18-2012, 11:15 PM #8Therapist Brah
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She looks so fukking constipated lolololol.
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07-18-2012, 11:21 PM #9Registered User
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any updates you *******?
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07-18-2012, 11:22 PM #10Registered User
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She called me from a friends phone and played like she got the wrong number. I told her my first name because I didn't know who the feck it was...and since she is friends with my friend on FB, she found me. Strong detective skills are strong. Can add more pics at misc request...be wary though.Originally Posted by Rhythm825
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07-18-2012, 11:25 PM #11Registered User
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The job is good OP
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07-18-2012, 11:39 PM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by Toledous
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07-18-2012, 11:41 PM #13Verified CEO
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She took that surprisingly well....
Originally Posted by Toledous
3k+ Always;
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07-18-2012, 11:46 PM #14Registered User
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She wants the D
wouldn'tsmash/10
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07-18-2012, 11:47 PM #15Banned
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OP you are amazing.
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07-18-2012, 11:55 PM #16Registered User
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Same thing went through my exploded mind when I saw the request on my phone. I was like wtf...vagina creature is outsmarting me. Will continue to troll tomorrow and bring more lulz.Originally Posted by Ott0Rocket
She took that surprisingly well....
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07-19-2012, 12:11 AM #17Bring On The Pain!
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WE want more!
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07-19-2012, 02:14 AM #18Registered User
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OP is delivering.
MOAR please.
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07-19-2012, 02:23 AM #19Originally Posted by Toledous
FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
You better have an aesthetic face so you can deliver us n00dz
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07-19-2012, 02:26 AM #20Registered User
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You can take screenshots on an android you idjit
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07-19-2012, 02:30 AM #21Read This If You're Gay
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"You are a heavenly blessed beauty who's radiance shines light through the darkening days."
"My feelings for you are hard to express in words. It's almost as if the cosmic energies swirling around
us constantly have crated a field
between us. A field powered by true
love, fate, and destiny. And the only
emotion I feel is pain. Pain from the
void between us. An urgency to softly
caress you."
you made this up? mirin writing skills
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07-19-2012, 03:05 AM #22Registered User
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Trolling backfire lulzz by detective skills but keep going and get moar pics.
*Disregard Everything, Acquire Aesthetics*
"The last three or four reps is what makes the muscle grow. This area of pain divides the champion from someone else who is not a champion. That's what most people lack, having the guts to go on and just say they'll go through the pain no matter what happens."
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07-19-2012, 03:32 AM #23poster of peace
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in.
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07-19-2012, 03:38 AM #24Registered User
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Wow strong aware.
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07-19-2012, 06:29 PM #25Registered User
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Yes. Made it all up. Small update coming, and brah...smash away.Originally Posted by AlliWantisLulz
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07-19-2012, 06:35 PM #26Registered User
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Died at the ramen.
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07-19-2012, 06:36 PM #27Registered User
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In for updates
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07-19-2012, 06:37 PM #28Registered User
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update #1 complete
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07-19-2012, 06:39 PM #29Registered User
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OP is going to fall in love.... Then they'll make a chitty romantic comedy based of this love story.
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07-19-2012, 06:42 PM #30Creed Bratton
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she seems aight brah! get her to take you to see batman
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