The Beast's Nood Begging thread

[RebeccaG]

Morning!

So I got an email this morning.


A soldier in Iraq found a BARREL FULL OF MONEY. He took 12.5 million out before he told anyone about the barrel'o'cash and he wants to ship the 12.5 mil to me in a metal barrel. When he's finished his service, we'll meet up and I can take as much of the money as I want.

I think it's legit. He didn't ask for a whole lot of personal information like the lawyers for rich dead guys do. All he wants is my name, address and phone number.

I think I'm gonna do it.

[Ridge4120]

Morning!

So I got an email this morning.


A soldier in Iraq found a BARREL FULL OF MONEY. He took 12.5 million out before he told anyone about the barrel'o'cash and he wants to ship the 12.5 mil to me in a metal barrel. When he's finished his service, we'll meet up and I can take as much of the money as I want.

I think it's legit. He didn't ask for a whole lot of personal information like the lawyers for rich dead guys do. All he wants is my name, address and phone number.

I think I'm gonna do it.

Hahahaha you seriously got an email saying this!? That is the weirdest way to get someone's contact info!

[erinlee01]

Morning!

So I got an email this morning.


A soldier in Iraq found a BARREL FULL OF MONEY. He took 12.5 million out before he told anyone about the barrel'o'cash and he wants to ship the 12.5 mil to me in a metal barrel. When he's finished his service, we'll meet up and I can take as much of the money as I want.

I think it's legit. He didn't ask for a whole lot of personal information like the lawyers for rich dead guys do. All he wants is my name, address and phone number.

I think I'm gonna do it.

I don't see what could possibly be wrong with this scenario. Do it!

Edit - I don't get those emails. But, apparently, my penis is in need of enlargement and I need Viagra.

[Ridge4120]

I don't see what could possibly be wrong with this scenario. Do it!

Edit - I don't get those emails. But, apparently, my penis is in need of enlargement and I need Viagra.

OMG I seriously get like two Viagra emails a day! This is why I have two email accounts. One for friends and work. The other is an older one and that's what I give stores for discounts and promo emails and stuff, and where all of my spam goes.

[RebeccaG]

Hahahaha you seriously got an email saying this!? That is the weirdest way to get someone's contact info!

I did!

Gotta give points for originality!

I don't see what could possibly be wrong with this scenario. Do it!

Edit - I don't get those emails. But, apparently, my penis is in need of enlargement and I need Viagra.

Right!?!?

The only thing is he said I could take however much of the money I want. I want all 12.5 million. I'm just not sure if that would be greedy and unfair. Although HE is the one who is hiding the money. Cheaters never prosper...


I don't get them in my personal email, just the blog email.

Apparently if you are a dead rich prince, I'm your girl!

[latebloomingmom]

I did!

Gotta give points for originality!



Right!?!?

The only thing is he said I could take however much of the money I want. I want all 12.5 million. I'm just not sure if that would be greedy and unfair. Although HE is the one who is hiding the money. Cheaters never prosper...


I don't get them in my personal email, just the blog email.

Apparently if you are a dead rich prince, I'm your girl!

woah..Rebecca is gonna be rolling in da dough...I say we all hit her up for a loan..that way I can go on my email and finally answer all the girls named: Bambi and Desire that just want to be my friend...

[Simpy]

Morning!

So I got an email this morning.


A soldier in Iraq found a BARREL FULL OF MONEY. He took 12.5 million out before he told anyone about the barrel'o'cash and he wants to ship the 12.5 mil to me in a metal barrel. When he's finished his service, we'll meet up and I can take as much of the money as I want.

I think it's legit. He didn't ask for a whole lot of personal information like the lawyers for rich dead guys do. All he wants is my name, address and phone number.

I think I'm gonna do it.

According to this site http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_s...ollars_take_up
a million dollars, doled out in $100 bills would take up 643 cubic inches (about the size of a 15" television. So 12.5 million would be 12.5 15" TVs. My question is,how ****ing big was this barrel?

[Simpy]

Here's a birds-eye view of my inner crazy. Recently my supervisor pointed out that she always knows if I'm in the bathroom because I hum. I don't know why I hum, but I obviously do. To be fair, I hum a lot, period.

Now I've become self-conscious about my humming, and I'm making an effort to make no noise while I'm making a tinkle. This is causing problems for me. I am finding it increasingly difficulty to pee if there is anyone at all in the bathroom, and I think it's because I'm not humming.

And yet, now I simply CAN'T hum. Because I'm all weirded out about having a 'thing.'


You see. I'm nuts. So there.

[latebloomingmom]

SIMPY...make up words to a "I gotta go Pee song" and sing it at the top of your lungs

oh crud...I left my pop out in the car which is parked across campus
drove in on a sheet of ice this morning..now its raining..ewww

[Simpy]

I've been thinking of asking my local paper to let me write a weekly article. Silly stuff mostly. It's been mentioned to me several times by friends who love to hear my stories. But lately it's become a much more appealing prospect. Thoughts?

[RebeccaG]

According to this site http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_much_s...ollars_take_up
a million dollars, doled out in $100 bills would take up 643 cubic inches (about the size of a 15" television. So 12.5 million would be 12.5 15" TVs. My question is,how ****ing big was this barrel?

Very good question. Especially since the email states the soldier took and hid $12.5 million and there was still a ****ton of money left in the barrel.

My first thought was - What is a barrel with a very large sum of AMERICAN money doing in the middle of Baghdad?

But me? I never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Here's a birds-eye view of my inner crazy. Recently my supervisor pointed out that she always knows if I'm in the bathroom because I hum. I don't know why I hum, but I obviously do. To be fair, I hum a lot, period.

Now I've become self-conscious about my humming, and I'm making an effort to make no noise while I'm making a tinkle. This is causing problems for me. I am finding it increasingly difficulty to pee if there is anyone at all in the bathroom, and I think it's because I'm not humming.

And yet, now I simply CAN'T hum. Because I'm all weirded out about having a 'thing.'


You see. I'm nuts. So there.

Welcome to the club. Great to have you!

Your laminated placard should be in the mail by the end of the week.

[RebeccaG]

SIMPY...make up words to a "I gotta go Pee song" and sing it at the top of your lungs

oh crud...I left my pop out in the car which is parked across campus
drove in on a sheet of ice this morning..now its raining..ewww

Simpy, you can have Kadyn's pee song.

COME ON PEE!!

GET OUT OF MY BODY!!!

AND GET INTO THE POTTY!!

I've been thinking of asking my local paper to let me write a weekly article. Silly stuff mostly. It's been mentioned to me several times by friends who love to hear my stories. But lately it's become a much more appealing prospect. Thoughts?

Do it.

[Ridge4120]

Here's a birds-eye view of my inner crazy. Recently my supervisor pointed out that she always knows if I'm in the bathroom because I hum. I don't know why I hum, but I obviously do. To be fair, I hum a lot, period.

Now I've become self-conscious about my humming, and I'm making an effort to make no noise while I'm making a tinkle. This is causing problems for me. I am finding it increasingly difficulty to pee if there is anyone at all in the bathroom, and I think it's because I'm not humming.

And yet, now I simply CAN'T hum. Because I'm all weirded out about having a 'thing.'


You see. I'm nuts. So there.

Haha! So you hum while you pee, even if people are in the bathroom, too? I am super pee-shy. I can't pee if anyone else is in the bathroom.

[Simpy]

I would like to do a hidden video of the people in the bathroom while I sang Kadyn's pee song at the top of my lungs. The thing is, everyone in my department and most everyone in the credit union (we occupy part of their building) knows I'm crazy. So they'd probably giggle a bit and then shake it off.

That Leah. She's such a silly little bird singing her pee-pee song in the bathroom. Ahh. That girl is a hoot.


And on that note: OCCUPY CREDIT UNION!

[norinicole]

Update on Milo: Today, when Taylor got home from work, he brought Milo outside and just sat with him for about ten minutes (he's afraid of being outside). Milo was terrified, but when they went back inside, Milo started to let Taylor pet him!!!!! This is HUGE because Milo hasn't let Taylor touch him since Saturday, when we got him. I think the little guy is finally starting to trust him

That's fantastic!! Great that Taylor was able to just sit there with him. Baby steps

I've been thinking of asking my local paper to let me write a weekly article. Silly stuff mostly. It's been mentioned to me several times by friends who love to hear my stories. But lately it's become a much more appealing prospect. Thoughts?

DO IT.



Morning everyone!

[Ridge4120]

That's fantastic!! Great that Taylor was able to just sit there with him. Baby steps



DO IT.



Morning everyone!

It was a very exciting day for us

[HARRYBEAST]

Hank pics in my journal...

[erinlee01]

I went into PT and it was just overcast. Came out and the ground was covered in snow. Looks like winter finally decided to make an appearance in upstate NY.

[Simpy]

I went into PT and it was just overcast. Came out and the ground was covered in snow. Looks like winter finally decided to make an appearance in upstate NY.

Tornadoes and severe storms here today. I'd rather have snow.

[erinlee01]

Tornadoes and severe storms here today. I'd rather have snow.

I'm with you on that. I get asked why I live where I do and deal with the snow. I'd rather deal with snow than tornadoes, earthquakes, wildfires, etc.

[LilRed03]

Morning friends.

I hate lying. Called the temp agency today to tell them I was sick and wouldn't make it in to my job today. Well, I left a voicemail on the line they dedicate for those messages. However, just got a call from them saying "So and so called asking if we'd heard from you because you haven't come in and they know how responsible you are. We're worried with it raining and all the traffic that someone is wrong. Can you call me?" So then I had to call and lie about being sick. Again.

[RebeccaG]

Tornadoes and severe storms here today. I'd rather have snow.

Yikes!

I'm with you on that. I get asked why I live where I do and deal with the snow. I'd rather deal with snow than tornadoes, earthquakes, wildfires, etc.

I will never understand why people choose to live in a place known as "Tornado Alley."

Also I'd LOVE to move to BC but I have a fear that 'The Big One' will hit and where I live now will become the coast.

Morning friends.

I hate lying. Called the temp agency today to tell them I was sick and wouldn't make it in to my job today. Well, I left a voicemail on the line they dedicate for those messages. However, just got a call from them saying "So and so called asking if we'd heard from you because you haven't come in and they know how responsible you are. We're worried with it raining and all the traffic that someone is wrong. Can you call me?" So then I had to call and lie about being sick. Again.

You are a terrible, horrible, no good person, Jenni.

[LilRed03]

Yikes!



I will never understand why people choose to live in a place known as "Tornado Alley."

Also I'd LOVE to move to BC but I have a fear that 'The Big One' will hit and where I live now will become the coast.



You are a terrible, horrible, no good person, Jenni.

I know!

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Haha! So you hum while you pee, even if people are in the bathroom, too? I am super pee-shy. I can't pee if anyone else is in the bathroom.

Imagine being in an NCAA sport, or the MIL for that matter! Excuse me, do you mind if I watch you pee in a cup? No, and feel free to look at my junk while you are in the neighborhood

We pee on command!

Hank pics in my journal...

Not so smart today...went to your BS to see Hank pics. Saw harry pics. Then realized you said JOURNAL

[Tikibeast]

Simpy, you can have Kadyn's pee song.

COME ON PEE!!

GET OUT OF MY BODY!!!

AND GET INTO THE POTTY!!

There's chocolate, peanut butter, banana shake in my nose now ty.

Tornadoes and severe storms here today. I'd rather have snow.

Funny, I've got sun and a breeze here...

Morning friends.

I hate lying. Called the temp agency today to tell them I was sick and wouldn't make it in to my job today. Well, I left a voicemail on the line they dedicate for those messages. However, just got a call from them saying "So and so called asking if we'd heard from you because you haven't come in and they know how responsible you are. We're worried with it raining and all the traffic that someone is wrong. Can you call me?" So then I had to call and lie about being sick. Again.

So basically you're saying you're a cruel, selfish, heartless little woman...glad to know what happens to those that count on you.

[LilRed03]

There's chocolate, peanut butter, banana shake in my nose now ty.



Funny, I've got sun and a breeze here...



So basically you're saying you're a cruel, selfish, heartless little woman...glad to know what happens to those that count on you.

But I'm playing hookie to interview for a long term, permanent job. But I do feel bad because they were "concerned" about it - not just because I wasn't there filing papers.

[Tikibeast]

But I'm playing hookie to interview for a long term, permanent job. But I do feel bad because they were "concerned" about it - not just because I wasn't there filing papers.

Exactly, they're genuinely concerned for you as a person, for your health and safety...and you've abandoned them because they're not good enough for you...you were the mean girl on the playground that wouldn't play with the new kid aren't you?

[Ridge4120]

Somehow my post is now gone that I wrote before lunch

My friend that I was upset about yesterday? She STILL doesn't get it and is trying to fight about it and just made things 100 times worse. She said I was selfish and bratty and honest-to-god does not understand why I'm upset and thinks that I am in the wrong here. I think our friendship may have just ended..

[RebeccaG]

Exactly, they're genuinely concerned for you as a person, for your health and safety...and you've abandoned them because they're not good enough for you...you were the mean girl on the playground that wouldn't play with the new kid aren't you?

They called Jenni all concerned BEFORE checking the messages on the call in line they have set up SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS SITUATION.

It's not that they aren't good enough.

It's that they aren't smart enough.

[RebeccaG]

Somehow my post is now gone that I wrote before lunch

My friend that I was upset about yesterday? She STILL doesn't get it and is trying to fight about it and just made things 100 times worse. She said I was selfish and bratty and honest-to-god does not understand why I'm upset and thinks that I am in the wrong here. I think our friendship may have just ended..

Wait.

SHE forgot that she made a commitment to you and has no plans to rectify her mistake.

And this is not the first time she has done this - in fact she's doing it to someone else the day of your shoot, correct?

You sent her a message telling her how hurt you were by her flaking on something that was very important to you.

And YOU are selfish and bratty?

Pot, meet kettle.

I'm sorry, Bridgette.