The Beast's Nood Begging thread

[MuscleSouth]

Morning kids

Morning pops

[PLANETGETLOW]

Morning pops

Oh lawd, Kade is starting to go to house-parties now. WTF dude, this shyt sucks

I don't think any of you guys with kids have any old enough yet but our son is now 16 and granted he could've been doing this a couple years ago it don't make it any easier. He typically stays at home, does good in sports and school and still does, but now he's getting more social. I used to lay in bed comfortable knowing that he was in the other room watching TV or playing video games but last night for example was his 3rd party since school got out last week. Left at 8 and didn't get home until 12. I had him text me on the hour but you can't imagine the things that run through your head if he don't text back within the MINUTE you send them something.

It saddens me knowing that he is getting older and will be starting his own life soon, sure we have college and all that but the years just go by so damn fast.

It seemed like after Jr. High time just doubled and hasn't slowed down. For those of you that have not experienced this yet, it sucks........sucks bad; especially if you're close with your children.

[DeTazMan]

Oh lawd, Kade is starting to go to house-parties now. WTF dude, this shyt sucks

I don't think any of you guys with kids have any old enough yet but our son is now 16 and granted he could've been doing this a couple years ago it don't make it any easier. He typically stays at home, does good in sports and school and still does, but now he's getting more social. I used to lay in bed comfortable knowing that he was in the other room watching TV or playing video games but last night for example was his 3rd party since school got out last week. Left at 8 and didn't get home until 12. I had him text me on the hour but you can't imagine the things that run through your head if he don't text back within the MINUTE you send them something.

It saddens me knowing that he is getting older and will be starting his own life soon, sure we have college and all that but the years just go by so damn fast.

It seemed like after Jr. High time just doubled and hasn't slowed down. For those of you that have not experienced this yet, it sucks........sucks bad; especially if you're close with your children.

Actually Planet, I have a 22 yo step son, 21 yo step daughter, a 21 yo son, and a 16 yo son... the step kids are married and have kids of their own

[PLANETGETLOW]

Actually Planet, I have a 22 yo step son, 21 yo step daughter, a 21 yo son, and a 16 yo son... the step kids are married and have kids of their own

Then you can probably relate to where I'm coming from?

[-=FLEX=-]

It seemed like after Jr. High time just doubled and hasn't slowed down. For those of you that have not experienced this yet, it sucks........sucks bad; especially if you're close with your children.

I know that feel.

My oldest just turned 22 and is embarking on a very successful career. Seems like yesterday I was roller-blading beside him as he rode his bike around the neighborhood...

We have two 16 yr old teens as well. Seems like they were both 10 yr old boys, then I blinked, and now they're both taller than me.

I still have my 9 yr old little guy though....for now...

[latebloomingmom]

my son turns 20 this august and will be moving away to college with his new wife. I will have a new daughter-in-law. they will live about an hour away from me. I will then do the weekly phone calls and the occassional visit.
Independence...is what you hope for but it is also what you dread.

[latebloomingmom]

small rant: holy beejeesus the male ego! why is it that men are attracted to a strong woman, flatter a strong woman but then when you voice your strong opinions, they get their egos bruised and cry out like a little baby? holy crud..make up your minds would ya? either take a strong female for all she is and appreciate it or get the hell out of the way cause you cant handle it!
sarcasm and humor too much to handle coming from a female? then maybe you oughta let the testies drop and grow up..
not referring to any of you guys..just little boys in general or little boys trapped in mens' bodies

[DeTazMan]

Then you can probably relate to where I'm coming from?

Oh yeah,, the 16yo got in trouble couple weeks ago... Said he had to work until midnight... went by his work and they said he left at 10:15... Was outside waiting for him when he got home

[PLANETGETLOW]

I know that feel.

My oldest just turned 22 and is embarking on a very successful career. Seems like yesterday I was roller-blading beside him as he rode his bike around the neighborhood...

We have two 16 yr old teens as well. Seems like they were both 10 yr old boys, then I blinked, and now they're both taller than me.

I still have my 9 yr old little guy though....for now...

That MOMENT hasn't hit you yet though, you still have the 9 year old. Wait until that LAST kid is about to leave....

my son turns 20 this august and will be moving away to college with his new wife. I will have a new daughter-in-law. they will live about an hour away from me. I will then do the weekly phone calls and the occassional visit.
Independence...is what you hope for but it is also what you dread.

That last sentence says it all....

Oh yeah,, the 16yo got in trouble couple weeks ago... Said he had to work until midnight... went by his work and they said he left at 10:15... Was outside waiting for him when he got home

Oh lawd, I can't be like this with my son. He's a GREAT kid and doesn't deserve to be crept on. Because of how I acted and what I knew as a kid I think it's instilled in me that I expect he's going to act like that. Thankfully he took after my wife, he's WAY to careful

[DeTazMan]

That MOMENT hasn't hit you yet though, you still have the 9 year old. Wait until that LAST kid is about to leave....


That last sentence says it all....



Oh lawd, I can't be like this with my son. He's a GREAT kid and doesn't deserve to be crept on. Because of how I acted and what I knew as a kid I think it's instilled in me that I expect he's going to act like that. Thankfully he took after my wife, he's WAY to careful

My son is a great kid that has gone through things that he shouldnt have... I think all kids will try to push the limits to see what they can get away with

[Simpy]

I don't want to think about Jack as a teenager. I will flat out bust a bitch in the mouth if she tries to steal my baby from me.


Speaking of Cadillac Jack, I just had the best conversation with him in the car.

Me: *Doing my best Kelly Clarkson impression* Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm a-looooooooooooooooooone.
Jack: *Turns down the volume* That has nothing to do with the subject at hand.
Me: What are you talking about.
Jack: Being alone but not being lonely - it has NOTHING to do with the subject.
Me: What? What's the subject?
Jack: If someone hits you in the stomach you stand up taller and take it like a man. THAT'S that subject. I don't want no girly boys riding in THIS car.
Me: *Cracking up*


He is so my child. He just thinks of stuff and can't stop himself from saying it.

[PLANETGETLOW]

How old is he? Is that your only child?

[HARRYBEAST]

small rant: holy beejeesus the male ego! why is it that men are attracted to a strong woman, flatter a strong woman but then when you voice your strong opinions, they get their egos bruised and cry out like a little baby? holy crud..make up your minds would ya? either take a strong female for all she is and appreciate it or get the hell out of the way cause you cant handle it!
sarcasm and humor too much to handle coming from a female? then maybe you oughta let the testies drop and grow up..
not referring to any of you guys..just little boys in general or little boys trapped in mens' bodies

Maybe your just not that funny

[RebeccaG]

I don't want to think about Jack as a teenager. I will flat out bust a bitch in the mouth if she tries to steal my baby from me.


Speaking of Cadillac Jack, I just had the best conversation with him in the car.

Me: *Doing my best Kelly Clarkson impression* Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm a-looooooooooooooooooone.
Jack: *Turns down the volume* That has nothing to do with the subject at hand.
Me: What are you talking about.
Jack: Being alone but not being lonely - it has NOTHING to do with the subject.
Me: What? What's the subject?
Jack: If someone hits you in the stomach you stand up taller and take it like a man. THAT'S that subject. I don't want no girly boys riding in THIS car.
Me: *Cracking up*


He is so my child. He just thinks of stuff and can't stop himself from saying it.

I'm with Simpy.

You and Jack are so great.

Kadyn and I had a moment on the swings yesterday. We were on one of those big saucer swings, I got it going and then laid on my back. I pulled Kadyn onto his back and put his hat over his face to block the sun. We swung in silence for a minute. Was so nice.

Me: Kadyn, I could lay here and swing forever.
Kadyn: But there's no food here. What would we eat for lunch and dinner and breakfast? And there's no toys here!
Me: Yeah, but swinging in the sun is wonderful!
Kadyn: No, it's not. We don't have any food or toys!!
Me: Where there's a bunch of goose poop over there. You could eat that.
Kadyn: Noooooo! You can't eat goose poop. It ruins your tummy!

And then he jumped off the swing, took off running and yelled at me "Last one there is a rotten goat!!"

[latebloomingmom]

Maybe your just not that funny

well...there is that possibility..

[Simpy]

How old is he? Is that your only child?

He's 8. And, yep, he's my only. I'm too selfish for more than one.

Maybe your just not that funny

you're

When you insult, do it correctly.

I'm with Simpy.

You and Jack are so great.

Kadyn and I had a moment on the swings yesterday. We were on one of those big saucer swings, I got it going and then laid on my back. I pulled Kadyn onto his back and put his hat over his face to block the sun. We swung in silence for a minute. Was so nice.

Me: Kadyn, I could lay here and swing forever.
Kadyn: But there's no food here. What would we eat for lunch and dinner and breakfast? And there's no toys here!
Me: Yeah, but swinging in the sun is wonderful!
Kadyn: No, it's not. We don't have any food or toys!!
Me: Where there's a bunch of goose poop over there. You could eat that.
Kadyn: Noooooo! You can't eat goose poop. It ruins your tummy!

And then he jumped off the swing, took off running and yelled at me "Last one there is a rotten goat!!"

A rotten goat? Is that a Canadian thing or a Kadyn thing?

well...there is that possibility..

Do not accept this until you explore all the possibilities.

[RebeccaG]

A rotten goat? Is that a Canadian thing or a Kadyn thing?

Completely a Kadyn thing.

He's crazy.

[Simpy]

Completely a Kadyn thing.

He's crazy.

A rotten goat is rather off-putting. I'd hate to lose that race.

[HARRYBEAST]

He's 8. And, yep, he's my only. I'm too selfish for more than one.

you're

Jeesh what's you're problem?

[Tikibeast]

you're

When you insult, do it correctly.

I love this woman.

A rotten goat is rather off-putting. I'd hate to lose that race.

Then I'd say Kadyn was successful in his jibe.



Afternoon everyone! As a non-parent I'll stay out of this discussion and resume lurking.

[Tikibeast]

Jeesh what's you're problem?

Repped

[RebeccaG]

A rotten goat is rather off-putting. I'd hate to lose that race.

Good thing I run faster than 5 year olds.

And am not the kind of parent who lets their kid win simply because he's a kid.

[Simpy]

Oh my god, you guys. I just ****ing choked on a peach skin. I was just at the point of having Jack call 911. Serious. I could breath, but it was difficult. I struggled a bit and finally was able to get it up enough that I could hook it with my finger and pull it out of my throat. Groce, gross, grosse! I know, probably tmi.

Now my throat is very sore, but thank the lord, I can breath and the offending peach skin has been buried in the trash.

[HARRYBEAST]

Oh my god, you guys. I just ****ing choked on a peach skin. I was just at the point of having Jack call 911. Serious. I could breath, but it was difficult. I struggled a bit and finally was able to get it up enough that I could hook it with my finger and pull it out of my throat. Groce, gross, grosse! I know, probably tmi.

Now my throat is very sore, but thank the lord, I can breath and the offending peach skin has been buried in the trash.

well now I am scared of peaches and its all you're fault. Thanks Simpy

[Tikibeast]

Oh my god, you guys. I just ****ing choked on a peach skin. I was just at the point of having Jack call 911. Serious. I could breath, but it was difficult. I struggled a bit and finally was able to get it up enough that I could hook it with my finger and pull it out of my throat. Groce, gross, grosse! I know, probably tmi.

Now my throat is very sore, but thank the lord, I can breath and the offending peach skin has been buried in the trash.

Alright noted, Simpy isn't known for her swallowing.

[Simpy]

well now I am scared of peaches and its all you're fault. Thanks Simpy :mad

Peel the damned things. It scared me. And now my throat is incredibly sore and throbbing.


An acquaintance died a few years ago from choking on a piece of bread. She was on a date and the bread went down the wrong way. She excused herself from the table and while coughing it out in the bathroom, the bread became lodged. They found her lying on the floor after about 10 minutes. The guy she was with got nervous and sent someone in to find her. She was brain dead. After about two weeks they pulled the plug. She left behind two young kids.

[MuscleSouth]

Oh lawd, Kade is starting to go to house-parties now. WTF dude, this shyt sucks

I don't think any of you guys with kids have any old enough yet but our son is now 16 and granted he could've been doing this a couple years ago it don't make it any easier. He typically stays at home, does good in sports and school and still does, but now he's getting more social. I used to lay in bed comfortable knowing that he was in the other room watching TV or playing video games but last night for example was his 3rd party since school got out last week. Left at 8 and didn't get home until 12. I had him text me on the hour but you can't imagine the things that run through your head if he don't text back within the MINUTE you send them something.

It saddens me knowing that he is getting older and will be starting his own life soon, sure we have college and all that but the years just go by so damn fast.

It seemed like after Jr. High time just doubled and hasn't slowed down. For those of you that have not experienced this yet, it sucks........sucks bad; especially if you're close with your children.

I can relate, mine is approching teenager status before too long. Imagine all of that you just said and a female to boot.

[Tikibeast]

Peel the damned things. It scared me. And now my throat is incredibly sore and throbbing.


An acquaintance died a few years ago from choking on a piece of bread. She was on a date and the bread went down the wrong way. She excused herself from the table and while coughing it out in the bathroom, the bread became lodged. They found her lying on the floor after about 10 minutes. The guy she was with got nervous and sent someone in to find her. She was brain dead. After about two weeks they pulled the plug. She left behind two young kids.

**** now I'm scared of peaches...and food.

I can relate, mine is approching teenager status before too long. Imagine all of that you just said and a female to boot.

That's my biggest fear if I'd ever decided to have kids...I always feared that I would have a little girl. I don't think I'd ever sleep again knowing what would be out there waiting for her and that I wouldn't be near her 24/7 to keep her safe.

[latebloomingmom]

Good Morning everyone

[Ridge4120]

Morning friends!

How is everyone today? This week is flying by!