Tips on girls and women, from tmisc's own female export- beardymcbeard (Annie)

[beardymcbeard]

Please allow me to teach you a lesson about women that you might not have learnt- it's not the looks that we mostly care about, it's the values and abilities of a man that dictate whether or not he is 'ideal'. For instance, is he a family man- how does he act around small things, treat pregnant ladies, and how many children is he happy to yield within the sexual relationship? If the answers are: not well, poorly and 0-3 then the woman will most likely move onto another man who is more family orientated. The second thing women look for is practicality. If a man has big hands and feet, this does NOT mean that his downstairs region is proportionally big. Rather, it means that he is good at making, carrying and fixing things, and often walking long distances. This might sound silly, but humans were once hunter gatherers, and this these factors were vital to survival. Women love to cook, therefore a man that can give her ingredients she needs (no sexual innuendo) is very sexy. The third factor women take into account to establish love monkeys from another average joe, is the man's choice of music. If the guy listens to pop or indie, he is probably well in touch with his feminine side and a keeper. If he listens to hard rock, rap, jazz and ska that means he is an aggressive cock, and not in a good way. Anything from hardcore to metal is risky, but ultimately up to the woman. In conclusion, if a guy looks indie and has pretty big hands, so that's why girls and women like him- it does NOT have anything to do with his 'facial aesthetics' or small, athletic physique.

[jamie93]

[avodo]

cliffs: women are retarded

[beardymcbeard]

cliffs: women are retarded

w@teva

also, "umad"?

[JJRC]

[pawanlap]

I fit all of those categories.


Now marry me.



NO WK.

[SteadyHustlin]

i listen to hard rap/trap music and im gentle with girls. with guys its a different story.

[SteadyHustlin]

cliffs: women are retarded

this made me lol. i didnt know i could fix and carry things because my feet are not size 7.

[avodo]

w@teva

also, "umad"?

[jamie93]

i listen to hard rock. apparently im an aggressive cock

[beardymcbeard]

i listen to hard rock. apparently im an aggressive cock

congratulations. you can interpret asterisks. one of few talents other than sukking cock and being a kunt generally. and yes, i am literate and can speak English. you dont need to correct my grammar. inb4 you correct my capital letters and lack of apostrophes

im not going to let some kunt such as yourself talk sh*t to me and expect to have the last word. why would i? as a matter of fact, i did. yesterday in that bs callout thread you made. i slept. its what normal people do. you probably have some sort of medication allowing you to stay up all night and argue with strangers though.

i dont need your bull**** psychology major to tell me if i have a life or not, i do. like i said, i dont let someone talk sh*t to me irl or on the internet, unfortunately, there is no way to settle internet debates other than typing which is what im doing. if you feel like you wish to settle this in a more physical manner i am all up for that.

what i found most ironic about your post, is when you said your inbox is open to people with so and so mental illnesses, yet you came into my thread and started an argument with ME yesterday, out of the blue. who the fuk would come to you for help? its like going to see a doctor who has hiv. retard.

and i bet you wont be the bigger man and leave, i will be very surprised if you dont come back and reply to this. you are probably refreshing the page every 5 seconds. i can see it.

[jamie93]

congratulations. you can interpret asterisks. one of few talents other than sukking cock and being a kunt generally. and yes, i am literate and can speak English. you dont need to correct my grammar. inb4 you correct my capital letters and lack of apostrophes

im not going to let some kunt such as yourself talk sh*t to me and expect to have the last word. why would i? as a matter of fact, i did. yesterday in that bs callout thread you made. i slept. its what normal people do. you probably have some sort of medication allowing you to stay up all night and argue with strangers though.

i dont need your bull**** psychology major to tell me if i have a life or not, i do. like i said, i dont let someone talk sh*t to me irl or on the internet, unfortunately, there is no way to settle internet debates other than typing which is what im doing. if you feel like you wish to settle this in a more physical manner i am all up for that.

what i found most ironic about your post, is when you said your inbox is open to people with so and so mental illnesses, yet you came into my thread and started an argument with ME yesterday, out of the blue. who the fuk would come to you for help? its like going to see a doctor who has hiv. retard.

and i bet you wont be the bigger man and leave, i will be very surprised if you dont come back and reply to this. you are probably refreshing the page every 5 seconds. i can see it.

I have an extremely thorough dictionary next to me, which happens to be in its 5th edition. I was browsing through it and i could find no adjective which would adequately portray my dissatisfaction with this abomination of a post. Saying i would jump out of a plane with no parachute from 30,000 feet does not even come close to describing how far i would actually go to avoid looking at this pile of crap.

This post is exceptionally bad and i will not read it again.

[NotAesthetic]

Women love to cook

If only...

[avodo]

If only...

they could...

[SteadyHustlin]

they could...

sleep in the kitchen

[reeses007]

I have an extremely thorough dictionary next to me, which happens to be in its 5th edition. I was browsing through it and i could find no adjective which would adequately portray my dissatisfaction with this abomination of a post. Saying i would jump out of a plane with no parachute from 30,000 feet does not even come close to describing how far i would actually go to avoid looking at this pile of crap.

This post is exceptionally bad and i will not read it again.

Rep'd for lulz

Also, OP is a *******.

[S13HATCHY]

this chicks beggin for a dick

[cookieguy]

OP is a huge raging *******.

its like going to see a doctor who has hiv. retard.

Also, dafuq is this ****? Implying doctors are immune to HIV.
plz gtfo.

[jake1224]

Please allow me to teach you a lesson about women that you might not have learnt- it's not the looks that we mostly care about, it's the values and abilities of a man that dictate whether or not he is 'ideal'. For instance, is he a family man- how does he act around small things, treat pregnant ladies, and how many children is he happy to yield within the sexual relationship? If the answers are: not well, poorly and 0-3 then the woman will most likely move onto another man who is more family orientated. The second thing women look for is practicality. If a man has big hands and feet, this does NOT mean that his downstairs region is proportionally big. Rather, it means that he is good at making, carrying and fixing things, and often walking long distances. This might sound silly, but humans were once hunter gatherers, and this these factors were vital to survival. Women love to cook, therefore a man that can give her ingredients she needs (no sexual innuendo) is very sexy. The third factor women take into account to establish love monkeys from another average joe, is the man's choice of music. If the guy listens to pop or indie, he is probably well in touch with his feminine side and a keeper. If he listens to hard rock, rap, jazz and ska that means he is an aggressive cock, and not in a good way. Anything from hardcore to metal is risky, but ultimately up to the woman. In conclusion, if a guy looks indie and has pretty big hands, so that's why girls and women like him- it does NOT have anything to do with his 'facial aesthetics' or small, athletic physique.

you know we're buds annie but uh, fuk outta here with this. generalization of the year -.-

[aldo101]

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them






















wut...

[MrB1g]

Risqué topic Annie.


For the gentlemen in the thread, if you disagree with her advice then disagree, it's an opinion thing. No need to be complete ****s.

I have an extremely thorough dictionary next to me, which happens to be in its 5th edition. I was browsing through it and i could find no adjective which would adequately portray my dissatisfaction with this abomination of a post. Saying i would jump out of a plane with no parachute from 30,000 feet does not even come close to describing how far i would actually go to avoid looking at this pile of crap.

This post is exceptionally bad and i will not read it again.

i...i...i...I would say that for someone who is trying to be a pedantic English **** (or perhaps your pedantry of the English language?) you should probably start with the basics before pumping out the adjectives.


Ps. Putting adjectives INTO your writing is what you learn in primary school, taking them OUT is what you learn in high school and beyond. Guess which level of learning you just displayed?


Edit: Naturally the only two capitalised 'i's in your post were the ones that auto-corrected.


Cliffs: Stop being a tool, you're not impressing anyone.

[pmart213]

OP...you posted the value of like a 30+ year old women in teen misc section. Btches don't care how many children you want at this age. Your stereotype on music was kind of amusing to, and it may be true that people who listen to rock/rap/metal are more aggressive...but as a man that is a good thing, as long as they arn't beating the sht out of women, children, or old people. I can tell that your the type of woman that is slowly trying to neuter masculinity. In our society today guys take to much sht for being guys.

[KCBadBoy]

Ohai Annie

[SwoleJuice]

OP Deadlifts and squats more than me...

Amidoingitrong?

And not all women love to cook. My mom rather go buy me take-out.

[pmart213]

Holy sht!! My post in this thread turned me instant 100% red...how does the rep system work?

[MrB1g]

Holy sht!! My post in this thread turned me instant 100% red...how does the rep system work?

It wasn't this thread, it was this thread:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...1833291&page=2


How does it work? I neg you, you turn red.

[Shredded-Wolf]

Can't I just show her my feminine side with flowers and a date? Fuark I don't want to listen to any more Razorlight.

[TN42]

[rmartinez13]

Wait did you interview a girl and find this out or are you just some ****gy time hipster with big hands.

[Nistange]

Brb, I got all three of them yet I haven't seemed to get a girlfriend before.