How many calories are in Chinese?

[TheOwlMan]

If I ordered deep fried shredded beef and fried rice and ate the whole thing to myself...how many calories would you guestimate that was?

[WonderPug]

1,472.25 calories (+/- 1,471.21 calories).

[lovingit]

Getting my crystal ball.....



It says 1,263.

[TheOwlMan]

1,472.25 calories (+/- 1,471.21 calories).

Thanks seems some what accurate, so far today I am on about 800 so will have to give it a miss today "/ =[

(only allowed to eat 1,500 so I can keep up losing half a pound a day =] )

[MrZpilot]

1,472.25 calories (+/- 1,471.21 calories).

Half of my entire day's calorie requirements in one sitting, good bulk food imo.

[TheOwlMan]

Half of my entire day's calorie requirements in one sitting, good bulk food imo.

You're lucky you're allowed to eat so many calories per day, also repped the two people who gave answers

[robthabod]

There is always butt load of rice in Chinese take out, ~400 calories per cup and I would say there is always at least 3 cups of rice included. That is 1200 calories just in the rice! On the lower end, the meat and vegetables are at least +500. So we are talking 1700 total calories, on the LOW end!

[LuisEnrikee]

You dun goofed owl man.

[TomBremner]

well Chinese people are pretty small. take out the bones and organs. lets say your gonna get about 70 pounds of meat. whats your method of cooking said Chinese person?

[anonymous]

since nobody went there yet.......

bout tree fiddy

[Loctus]

If you're currently counting your calories why would you order food that you can't count the calories in? It makes zero sense to me. Unless you just want to know for fun, in which case the answer is 42.

[thegymbum]

1,472.25 calories (+/- 1,471.21 calories).

Don't forget the 8.95 +/- 8.95 that would have to be included if soy sauce was used.

[rhizome]

I may be able to fit one in my bomb calorimeter if you send me one. Make sure they've been evacuated completely before sending. Don't want to mess up the measurement right? Oh, they need to be legal too.

[synthetic]

If I ordered deep fried shredded beef and fried rice and ate the whole thing to myself...how many calories would you guestimate that was?

your worried about the calories yet not worried about the plaque building chemicals in deep fried food?

[psychodiver9]

(only allowed to eat 1,500 so I can keep up losing half a pound a day =] )

um bro you're doing it wrong

[womanoid]

um bro you're doing it wrong

Glad someone caught onto the 3.5 lbs/wk expectation. Unrealistic & fail destined.

[WonderPug]

your worried about the calories yet not worried about the plaque building chemicals in china?

He's not eating the country. Don't worry. He's just eating a meal.

[TomBremner]

He's not eating the country. Don't worry. He's just eating a meal.

all i read was the title so i assumed he was eating a person.

[fitbrah]

I eat takeout generals chicken like 3 times a week.

[thegymbum]

Glad someone caught onto the 3.5 lbs/wk expectation. Unrealistic & fail destined.

DIdn't even notice that, lol. Hmm, 1. burning 3250 calories a day? you sure about that?, 2. well, who cares if it's muscle or fat you lose, right? 3. metabolic crash, here we come!