What's the most jaw dropping WTF you've ever read in an internet forum?

[irockmysocks]

I'll start things off.

We had to do an essay on sexual disorders, and we could pick any of them. So I had to pick necrophilia, for science.
Anyhow, turns out I google it. 2nd link from the top, at the time (I don't even want to know if it's still there) turned out to be a necro-enthusiast forum. On that day, I learned stuff I wish I never had.
Stuff like; Rigor Mortis really ruins their party. So they've found ways around it. For example, they'll stop and **** a road kill if they get the chance to see one. The logic being that this is as close as most of them will get to ****ing a dead person. Also, people order limbs online, put them in their freezer, sleep with them at night, and redo that cycle everyday. There is a market, and a high demand for access to fresh corpses.
That being said, it's on that day that I decided I was getting incinerated.

TLDR I realized that necrophiliacs were exponentially more ****ed up than I thought they were.

[Ka0s]

bug-catching

[ImJJames]

Wedding rings are worn on the fourth finger of your left hand because people used to believe that the vein in this finger goes directly to your heart.

[d4mn3d]

It was actually on the misc.

****ing scarred me for life

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=141713711

[Pepsi88]

Wtf^^?

Some of the stuff I've been reading in the "deep web" thread is pretty scary. Not sure if it's true though

[rbaruch]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

[lolfb]

Someone find the copy pasta with the guy that went down on his gf who had just gotten an abortion and he ate part of his kid.

[RippedAsFuark]

CP on 4chan, that site is full of *******s

for any unaware cp= child pornography

[DJKhaled]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

Cliffs?

[dussocaster]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

****ing this...

[ipleadthe5th]

"Oh Dear Lord Bees"

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2243176

[KingHarry]

Malodrax thread, this forum.

[Ben844]

cutedeadguys

[ArquillianBrah]

that "things we would never tell anyone irl" thread here a few months back had a lot of gems.

[jubjubthecow]

Getfitfortranny's posts

That gif of the guy chopping off his dick, someone was spamming months back

[Dudewhut]

In every major town and city, there is a house of which no official record exists, and whose windows have been boarded up for longer than anyone around can remember. The previous occupants, if there ever were any, are untraceable, and no organisation or individual will ever lay claim to the plot on which it stands.

Nevertheless, when you break in–always through a back, ground-floor window; you must never touch the outer doors–you will see amongst the dust the signs of inhabitants long gone. A flattened cardboard box, an overturned child’s cot, balding patches on the carpet where the pile has been worn away. Invariably there will be an orphaned double mattress in the master bedroom. What you will not see, however, are rats and cockroaches, or animal waste. Vermin know better than to come here.

These are Her sacred spaces.

The first time you visit, bring only what you need to help you enter the house. Then locate the master bedroom, stand in the centre, and draw an unbroken circle in the dust around your feet. Make it about a metre in diameter to be safe.

Face the doorway and say aloud; “I wish to make a sacrifice. Will you welcome the offering?”

Then leave as quickly as possible. You must not return until night has next fallen.

This time, bring nails, a hammer, an empty litre bottle, a sharp, sturdy knife, and a torch. Enter the same way you did last time. Remember the mattress in the master bedroom? Someone will be sleeping there. Don’t worry about waking them up; She has taken care of that for you. Turn the sleeper over onto their back and cut their jugular vein, making sure to collect as much blood as you can.

You will need to pour a little of the blood onto the floor of every room, including this one, but make sure you have some left at the end. When you’ve finished, leave by the same way you entered, and close up the boards again. (This is what the hammer and nails are for.) Walk home. Speak to nobody on your way. When you get there, tip some of the remaining blood into your right hand and smear it over your door handle before you enter. Then go to bed.

If there is any blood left, you must pour the rest of it onto any pavement in the city, but do not allow it to be poured down a drain. The knife you must never use again, and should bury. Do not trouble yourself with covering your tracks. When you next leave your house, the blood on your door will be gone, and the murder you have committed will have no repurcussions. From the moment you leave Her temple, DNA evidence will never again implicate you; law enforcement will creep around your footsteps without touching them. On cameras, your face will show up a blur.

You are under Her protection now.

Just make sure you get the right house.

[irockmysocks]

It was actually on the misc.

****ing scarred me for life

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=141713711

mind = blown

[sopexc]

i read something about guys not only having sex with dolphins but their mate for life, like theirs a ritual to phuck a dolphin and then their their soulmates, im sure some one knows what im talking about.

[Dudewhut]

Do you have someone you hate? Someone you would do anything to hurt, pay any price for vengeance? If so, you may want to consider visiting Lightless City.

To get there, go to any decent sized city and find a deserted alleyway at night. Go into it, and close your eyes as tightly as you can. Whisper “Lightless City”, and concentrate on the darkness. You’ve probably noticed that there are faint colors and abstract shapes you can make out if you try to focus your eyes when they’re closed, watch those images go by. After a few minutes, the images should start to get clearer and brighter.

When this happens, they’ll start taking on detailed forms, images of violent murders, deformed animals, and similar things. No matter what you see, keep your eyes closed. You’ll start to lose track of time, but eventually the images will stop, and you’ll see pure darkness, nothing but deep black, no colors or shapes. When you’re certain that you see pure darkness, open your eyes.

You will now be in a very dark city; there won’t be a single light or star in the sky. You should be able to see a faint dark blue outline of the tall buildings surrounding you. Make your way out of the alley, and walk as quietly as you can down the sidewalk, in any direction.

If you hear any movement, RUN, as quickly as you can, away from the noise. There are animals in Lightless City. It’s too dark to make out the details, but they’re the size of large, wild felines and will kill any human they catch. Keep moving until you reach an area with smaller buildings, the edge of the city.

A child will approach you, his face dully glowing, letting you see that he is eyeless.

He will ask “Will you share your light with me?”

Say yes, the child will reach for your face and rip out your right eye. It will be painful, but there shouldn’t be any bleeding or open wound. The child will thank you and leave. Keep walking, and a tall man will appear before you.

“Whose light do you wish to have taken away?”

Speak the name of the person you hate, and as soon as you say their name, they will completely and irreversibly blind.

“Is your hatred satisfied?” the man will ask. If it is, say yes, and you will awaken in the alley. If not, say no, and the man will disappear. Keep walking. You will come across another eyeless child.

“Will you share your light with me?”

Say yes, and your left eye will be torn out, leaving you blind. Keep walking, and the tall man will appear again, although you of course will have to rely on his voice.

“Whose life do you wish for the darkness to claim?”

Say the name of the one you hate, and they will die. You will not be asked if your hatred is satisfied this time, and you will not be able to return to the alley. I told you to make sure you really hated someone before doing this, you will spend the rest of your life wandering around Lightless City, blind, with only your hatred to keep you warm.

For some people, that’s enough.

[jackflag]

Anyone remember that thread about the gay forum where *******s talked about raping guys and giving them HIV? And one guy said he wanted his friends to rape his son so he could have the joy of HIV too?

Yeah. That.

[FisterRoboto]

beastforum.com

I'll let you guys figure out the rest from there.

[Ka0s]

dudewhut please post more

reps

[gainmuscle91]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

post the story FFS

[allmono]

this: forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=5117683&page=1

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

[Jtoddz]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

Aware me fast *******, gotta sleep

[iTzDevo]

Anyone remember that thread about the gay forum where *******s talked about raping guys and giving them HIV? And one guy said he wanted his friends to rape his son so he could have the joy of HIV too?

Yeah. That.

that was pretty bad. also suicide partner forum, deep web sh!t, 1man1jar, pain olympics, pic of the old man hanging from his balls, probably some other fcuked up sh!t that i've successfully repressed

[kyleh1991]

The post from the deep web about the Lolita dolls. Read it before, but ****ing gets me everytime. Makes me want to sleep and never wake up in this disgusting world.

someone post this for reps

[dryeyes]

beastforum.com

I'll let you guys figure out the rest from there.

beastly porn?

[DMR4494]

I haven't seen a lot.
But I remember some kid posting on a BMW forum talking about this new BMW M5 or something he got. He was a young guy. The car was way out of his driving level. And few weeks or months later it turned out he crashed it and died.

[Jtoddz]

someone post this for reps

Found it



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