How to slow down your sky-high metabolism

[BBqChicken1]

Are you tired of being skinny all your life? Have you got a sky-high metabolism and are a hardgainer? Are you an extreme ectomorph?


There is a solution my friend!

As you know, ectos, skinny guys like you, have a very fast metabolism. To cure this you need to eat at a surplus and get fat. This way, you will turn into an endo, and as we know, endomorphs have a slow metabolism!


























































































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[rhizome]

rapamycin

[zaman1991]

well this is pointless

[BBqChicken1]

well this is pointless

It's to show how stupid ****totypes are and people making up excuses for their failures.

****totypes=bull****

[Ryanast]

at first i was like notsureifsrs.jpg

and then i was like did i go back to the misc?

and then i was like i don't even really care

and now, as i'm typing this i'm like, am i srsly wasting my time typing this?

and even still now I'm like, geezus how bored am i?

and even still now I'm like, pretty bored but I'm at work so it's allll goood