There is nothing better than being a single male (100% serious)

[ScubaStevo]

You guys who are constantly pissing and moaning about how you want a girlfriend or are "foreveralone" are f*cking pathetic - you don't realize that you literally have the best possible life being single.

First of all, sex is overrated (no homo). While sex with hot chicks is absolutely amazing, it is rarely worth the sh*t they put you through (and most "hot" chicks are crazy). Here are the "rewards" you get for having sex:

1. You life could be ruined if she "forgets" to take her pill, if she is even on the pill.
2. Condoms, which suck and make sex equivalent to masturbating so far as I'm concerned, but which are 100% necessary if you have anything going for you in life, are only 95% effective when used perfectly.
3. BRB does this girl have an STD? BRB does wearing a condom protect me from certain STDs?

Then, if you take into account that you are this girls boyfriend, you have all the wasted time, money, and energy you are investing in the "relationship" that you could otherwise be investing in yourself (reading financial literature, saving for early retirement, opening your own business, socializing with friends, meeting new women).

Honestly, being a single male in your twenties is the epitome of "living the life". Want to go to Europe for a month? Take your accrued vacation at work and sail the Atlantic. Want to buy a motorcycle? Take all the money you are saving from not buying your "girlfriend" flower and get yourself a Harley. Want to stay out til 4 am with some chick you picked up from the bar? Good thing you don't have to worry about checking in with your girlfriend.

I can think of no tangible benefits for any male who is serious about life and planning for his future for having a girlfriend in his twenties. Maybe in your thirties if you start aging prematurely, but honestly in your thirties, if you follow the "single regimine", you should be a proverbial god (money, stability, freedom, health).

Stay single, have fun, lift weights, drink some good drinks, and meet new people. Forget about "relationships".

[ScubaStevo]

bumpo

[YellowOnYellow]

If this was only true...

[gingersliftto]

Read half. I need to get laid

[Zillionz]

A person can't be 100% healthy without romance...you'll always feel like something is missing. Men need women and women need men. Just have to find the right one.

[bmorrell]

WAZZUP Brother/Brutha! Just wanted to say hi & give my warm wishes & blessings upon you, your family, your health, & any of your upcoming & future competitions!

Hope we can meet sometime, get pictures together (most especially with your biceps &/or abs as not only as they show the best of your physique, but also as they show a lot of definition...& then some), & also workout together!

As always, you are MASSIVELY HUGE, VERY COMPLETELY RIPPED, TOTALLY AWESOME, & MOST OF ALL...HAVE A VERY STRONG HEART! Hope we can meet sometime.

Take care & God Be Praised!

P.S. - If you ever find me &/or ever meet (even before, during, &/or after a bodybuilding competition in the Bay Area of NorCal), you'll know who I am since I love wearing my headphones, wear a CFC Singles For Christ t-shirt, &/or really get into the zone with my video game/TV music OR with my Pokémon Video Game. I am a "Pokémon Force" not to be wreckoned with! > >

[ScubaStevo]

If this was only true...

If you have any self-confidence, this thread 100% applies to you.

[TheBateman]

so fukking true

[ScubaStevo]

This is required reading for anyone under 30

[warsaw_]

I agree with you, OP.

The people who disagree likely don't have the confidence/don't take enough risks to pull it off. If you're not out there meeting girls/having fun, obviously you are going to hate being single.

[timestretch]

this is why im single, awww yeahhhh.jpg

[MusclesGlasses]

So disregard females acquire aesthetics and currency?

[HYDRAE]

ITT OP is mad he can't marry his mom.

[TurkBrah]

in on a wiseman thread. wish i could sub your username OP, srs.

[ScubaStevo]

ITT OP is mad he can't marry his mom.

lol, I love when liberal feminist trolls post in threads about men being happy in life.

[bballbrett5]

[jayohthatman]

OP theres nothing fun about being a lonely kissless virgin. Im not afraid to say that I want to be in at least one relationship before I die. But at the same time, youre right it aint so bad. I still do all the things I enjoy, can do well for myself, have fun, I could even still have a family if thats what I wanted to do(adopt)

[TurkBrah]

Also: when i realized the points you made, I broke my engagement w/ a long-term gf(soon to be wife). Nothing is more important to me than myself and my freedom.

[YellowOnYellow]

If you have any self-confidence, this thread 100% applies to you.

Brb going to acquire some self-confidece.

[Ronceiro]

A person can't be 100% healthy without romance...you'll always feel like something is missing. Men need women and women need men. Just have to find the right one.

Edit: got repped for this and now my rep power is about tree-fiddy

[warsaw_]

Also, I think it takes having been in at least one serious relationship to truly appreciate being single.

[HYDRAE]

lol, I love when liberal feminist trolls post in threads about men being happy in life.

strong non-denial *******

[workerwoody]

So true

[iballin08]

this is true only people who wine, binge, and cry about not getting laid or being with woman are foreveralone, soccially awkward, and the ugly who depend on relationships as a source of sex, and friendship. if your good with woman, and overall a socially charismatic aesthetic individual, then single is where its at.

Relationships are good for experience at a early age.

[angryguywalking]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[ScubaStevo]

strong non-denial *******

lol go back to your honey-do list your wife prepared for you

[ftown]

When I was 15, my mom invited my cousin over for a pool party for my birthday. She brought a friend, Shawna. I immediately fell for her. She had auburn hair, hazel eyes and a beautiful smile. She was wearing a tiny bikini that showed off her perfect ass and her amazing tits.
We stayed in the pool for most of the day and Shawna kept rubbing up against me. It was driving me absolutely crazy. I was so hard I felt like I was going to explode. With each "bump," she brushed my cock. I know she knew I had a hard on.
After about an hour of this, I couldn't take it any more. Then next time she tried it, I grabbed her hand, smiled, and put it down my bathing suit. She retracted in horror. ****ing cocktease.
I'd have none of this. I told my mom to go get us some snacks so we'd be alone. I pulled my shorts off, pushed Shawna under the water, and forced my rock hard member into her agape mouth. I knew she couldn't breathe. I just kept mouth****ing her. And then she bit my cock. I jump out of the water and pull her out with me. Blood is dripping from the end of my dick. ****ing bitch.
I take her into the woods behind our house, throw her to the ground. I flip her over, rip off her bathing suit bottoms. She starts to scream. I smash her head in with a rock. And then I put my fist into her dead *******. Reaming this hot little ****'s ****hole was an awesome birthday present. I put my dick in her ass along with my hand. I jacked myself off in her ass. God, that was awesome. Her ******* ripped, but I figured she wasn't going to be using it for anything anymore so **** it.
When I got done, I noticed that a crowd had formed. All the people from my party were standing around watching me anally violate this beautiful corpse. They just gathered around. Gather 'round the good stuff. Pizza Hut.

[NovaCore]

I agree man I wanna do so many things but I have a girlfriend and i don't want to break her ****ing heart man wouldn't be able to live with myself!!!!!

[HYDRAE]

lol go back to your honey-do list your wife prepared for you

what's that mother?

[ScubaStevo]

I hope you all are taking this seriously.