It's fecking useless.
Turns out I can still only do about 10 of the damn things...
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Thread: I bought a push up bra today.
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08-21-2013, 05:42 AM #1The Flanimal project
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I bought a push up bra today.
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08-21-2013, 05:45 AM #2I'm a Swifty Now
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Titillating story!
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I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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08-21-2013, 05:52 AM #3Registered User
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of your recent developments.
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08-21-2013, 06:09 AM #4Progress not Perfection
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Did you think it would help doing pushups?
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. – Thomas Jefferson
Be yourself; Everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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08-21-2013, 06:24 AM #5The Flanimal project
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Originally Posted by cowboybiker
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08-21-2013, 07:19 AM #6Registered User
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what is your cup size?
Doh!
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08-21-2013, 07:19 AM #7Folly Lifter.
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NOW I AM LAUGHING...
PROPER chuckles.
The thread name was just perfection.
This kind of thread needs nippling in the buds quickly before it gets out of my handRide it like you just stole it.
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08-21-2013, 07:32 AM #8Registered User
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One breast in the hand is worth two in her...
...no, won't say it. Lane might read it and get confused.
"Don't call me Miss Kitty. Just...don't."--Catnip. Check out the Catnip Trilogy on Amazon.com
"Chivalry isn't dead. It just wears a skirt."--Twisted, the YA gender bender deal of the century!
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08-21-2013, 11:43 AM #9The Friendly Fiend
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Pictures or it din't happen.
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08-21-2013, 11:51 AM #10Þórr vigi
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Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.Originally Posted by GuyJin
One breast in the hand is worth two in her...
...no, won't say it. Lane might read it and get confused.
"Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do" - Unknown (but probably Thor).
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08-21-2013, 11:53 AM #11Bammed
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Oh, you tit!
"Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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08-21-2013, 11:58 AM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by Flounderbout
Bra-vo bra-vo!!!!
This is Udder-ly fantastic!
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08-21-2013, 11:59 AM #13banned
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Mate,
You proved that you were indeed an Englishman when I read in your training journal that you actually squatted past parallel.
But I changed my mind cuz my initial gut feeling was correct.
Now, I think you’re really a Frenchman with an English accent..
This above all..
To thine ownself be true..
And it must follow, as the night the day..
Thou can'st not then be false to any man..
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08-21-2013, 12:13 PM #14The Flanimal project
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Some excellent punnage in here. Reminds me of my favourite joke:
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Oscillate its tits a lot...
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08-21-2013, 12:16 PM #15I want to get toned
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A reverse of a famous Officer Crabtree (British spy pretending to be French in classic sitcom 'Allo Allo')Originally Posted by NorwichGrad
Mate,
You proved that you were indeed an Englishman when I read in your training journal that you actually squatted past parallel.
But I changed my mind cuz my initial gut feeling was correct.
Now, I think you’re really a Frenchman with an English accent..
Accept difference. Not indifference.
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08-21-2013, 12:17 PM #16Registered User
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You guys just made me google word titillate. Educational
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08-21-2013, 12:18 PM #17Registered User
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If it makes you feel any better I had to google Ocelot. Laughing my ass off nowOriginally Posted by MartinMaggie
You guys just made me google word titillate. Educational
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08-21-2013, 12:21 PM #18Folly Lifter.
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brb... googling as i type.Originally Posted by MrNismo
If it makes you feel any better I had to google Ocelot. Laughing my ass off now
something to do with minecraft apparently...
OP STFU and GTFO...
Ride it like you just stole it.
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08-21-2013, 12:22 PM #19Registered User
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This thread is hilarious! ROFLMAO!
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08-21-2013, 12:23 PM #20The Philosopher
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Pics pls
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08-21-2013, 12:26 PM #21Þórr vigi
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A retirement community in Tinton Falls, NJ... Fallen Tits.
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08-21-2013, 12:29 PM #22banned
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HAHA!! Here in your neighboring Pennsylvania are the towns of:Originally Posted by Minotaur
Bird in Hand
Intercourse
Blue Balls
And these ^^ are all in Lancaster County - Home of the largest Amish community..
This above all..
To thine ownself be true..
And it must follow, as the night the day..
Thou can'st not then be false to any man..
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Bros, my Weightlifters and Powerlifters are my credentials.
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08-21-2013, 12:30 PM #23Folly Lifter.
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I have seen the useless push up bras your on about.... My ex has one.....
Hers had a strap on .....Ride it like you just stole it.
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08-21-2013, 12:32 PM #24Bammed
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In Greene County, we have a town called Climax. The next town down the road is called Surprise.Originally Posted by NorwichGrad
HAHA!! Here in your neighboring Pennsylvania are the towns of:
Bird in Hand
Intercourse
Blue Balls
And these ^^ are all in Lancaster County - Home of the largest Amish community.."Blessed be the Lord my rock, who trains my hands for war and my fingers for battle." - Psalm 144:1
Also, taxation is theft.
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08-21-2013, 12:34 PM #25Þórr vigi
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I know, I can't believe those names.Originally Posted by NorwichGrad
HAHA!! Here in your neighboring Pennsylvania are the towns of:
Bird in Hand
Intercourse
Blue Balls
And these ^^ are all in Lancaster County - Home of the largest Amish community..
"Go home, have a beer and smash something. That's what I would do" - Unknown (but probably Thor).
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08-21-2013, 12:36 PM #26I want to get toned
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We don't do towns. We do roads........Originally Posted by Marius_Ursus
Accept difference. Not indifference.
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08-21-2013, 03:07 PM #27
Manzere.
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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08-21-2013, 04:09 PM #28Finally accused of juicin
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I thought it was a "Bro"?Originally Posted by Brackneyc
"You know that little thing in your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn't? Yeah, well, I don't have one of those."
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08-21-2013, 04:10 PM #29Originally Posted by Corbi
Manzere!
Last edited by Brackneyc; 08-21-2013 at 04:16 PM.
If you poke a bear in the eye, expect a bear like response.
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08-21-2013, 05:05 PM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by Flounderbout
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