Lettuce be real, Persians are a top notch race on this planet (srs)

[secretlifter3]

brb dominated super heavy weight olympic lifting for over 10 years
brb world record in the snatch, clean and jerk, total
brb tons of kids with 99 averages in Canadian/American schools (beating out all asians/indians) aka smart as fuk
brb very large number of hot chicks (average persian girl > average white girl)
brb beige skin/black hair (not white or brown, jus saiyan)
brb rich as fuk (excellent financial skills), in b4 persians who live in beverly hills
brb food tastes incredible (cholo kebob)
brb lots of athletic potential
brb yes im persian, u mirin the amazing combo of every good trait a person can have ? (on average)

[mandimeoutof10]

[MyAvatar]

ITT OP is Iranian and loves ahmadinejad the greatest iranian ever

[andrewmwc1]

lettuce bee cereal.......

NO

[UncertainPerson]

im persian and i disagree with this

[Silentgate]

[u5711]

Xerces arrows will blot out the son!

[Drhunglow]

You left out flying carpets and genies in a lamp. Wish I had those but I my hardwood doesn't fly

Also post pics of hot persian chicks

[AlphaASphuck]

I agree im persian / 10

[d4mn3d]

[Aggie07]

spartans > persians

its been proven..go see the documentary "300"

[REZAA]

inb4 its iranian not persian, no worries i've come prepared

In 1935, Reza Shah asked foreign delegates to use the term Iran (the historical name of the country, used by its native people) in formal correspondence. Since then, in the Western World, the use of the word "Iran" has become more common. This also changed the usage of the names for the Iranian nationality, and the common adjective for citizens of Iran changed from Persian to Iranian. In 1959, the government of Shah Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, Reza Shah Pahlavi's son, announced that both "Persia" and "Iran" could officially be used interchangeably.

[donprincekaveli]

This is madness.

[Frumpy]

Afghans would like to have a word with you.

[Lloyd Braun]

Let's be reality Persia hasn't been a relevant world power for centuries.

I'd still put them over any race in the Mid-East though.

God Tier Races: Western Europeans
Half-God Tier: East Asian
Above-average mortal tier: Turkish, Persian
Average tier races: Eastern Euro, Hispanics
Below average tier: Indian, Arab
Lowest Caste: Africans

[MyAvatar]

lol inb4 persian brahs get mad the media portrays them as brown as phuark

[seanyboy1]

Athletic potential? What pro sports do you even compete in? All you do is wear gold chains and go to night clubs...and Persian girls are hairy and gross

[Irezumi]

Afghans would like to have a word with you.

I agree...

[joea9]

Came in expecting Persian women.

[Frumpy]

I agree...

You an Afghan brah?

[RobertPlant]

lol at that

got invaded and destroyed in 4 days.
lives in a ****hole with no human rights
ugly motherfckers

[andrewmwc1]

spartans > persians

its been proven..go see the documentary "300"

LOL'd!

[SideFX]

brb dominated super heavy weight olympic lifting for over 10 years
brb world record in the snatch, clean and jerk, total
brb tons of kids with 99 averages in Canadian/American schools (beating out all asians/indians) aka smart as fuk
brb very large number of hot chicks (average persian girl > average white girl)
brb beige skin/black hair (not white or brown, jus saiyan)
brb rich as fuk (excellent financial skills), in b4 persians who live in beverly hills
brb food tastes incredible (cholo kebob)
brb lots of athletic potential
brb yes im persian, u mirin the amazing combo of every good trait a person can have ? (on average)

Ok so why is the Persian homeland of Iran a 3rd world country full of religious zealots and run by a psychopathic dictator? Answer me that.

[TurboGodzilla]

Honestly I have met some Persians whose swag was off the charts.

So the thread title is in fact true...

[FuzzeWuzze]

This is whats in my head every time someone talks about Persians

[Irezumi]

You an Afghan brah?

Yup. 100%

[C-Winger]

Let's be reality Persia hasn't been a relevant world power for centuries.

I'd still put them over any race in the Mid-East though.

God Tier Races: Western Europeans
Half-God Tier: East Asian
Above-average mortal tier: Turkish, Persian
Average tier races: Eastern Euro, Hispanics
Below average tier: Indian, Arab
Lowest Caste: Africans

A sh-t storm be brewin'... pls stay safe.

[Frumpy]

Yup. 100%

Hell yea, same here. What type? I'm Tajik (not from Tajikstan)

[glaranotch]

Persian cowards

[SwayWay]

I approve of this thread. Also Persian wrastling is world class, Olympic wrestlers in Iran are legendary.