If there was a male misc (sy2502, finish your coffee first pls)

[rdferguson]

solidmentality and LBM, I can really see those questions being asked. I'm not sure whether to laugh or weep. Maybe I'll do both. Wahahahwawahahahwahwahhah!!

O HAI MALE MISK, this guy used me as a fwb but he doesn't like me. I sad. What do?
O HAI MALE MISK, this guy used me as a fwb and has 3 other fwbs, one is his sister. Should I marry him?
O HAI MILE MASK, I a lebian and like this girl but she has a bf. How do I make her love me. Should I let her keep her bf on the side?

[rdferguson]

O HAI MALE MILK, last night my husband and I were having sex and I started lactating. Does this mean his mother abused him as a child and now he's in love with her? I can't believe I married a closet poedophile lover. I'm so mad!!
O HAI MALE MISK, my lover caught me having some "alone time." Does this mean he's gay?

[byrontel]

Oh hai male misc, my BF posts all the time in the female misc. Does it mean he is looking for someone else?

Or is he planning to change his gender???

[sy2502]

Hi male misc, my bf doesn't want to use condoms because he says he loves me too much. I have already had 6 abortions. Should I marry him?

[Ion26]

Hi male misc, my bf doesn't want to use condoms because he says he loves me too much. I have already had 6 abortions. Should I marry him?

Yeah. I agree condoms suck. Not referring to you just answering an interesting question.

[sy2502]

Yeah. I agree condoms suck. Not referring to you just answering an interesting question.

I am told the clap sucks worse. Just saying...

[Keltron]

I am told the clap sucks worse. Just saying...

I agree. Unless you have a girlfriend that you trust and she's using some trustworthy form of pregnancy contraceptive, you're stupid for not wearing a condom.

[Ion26]

I am told the clap sucks worse. Just saying...

So I've heard...

You know tho...when you're being dumb and too lazy to take safety precautions...it doesnt seem like a big deal at the moment.

[animalbolic]

Hi male misc, my bf doesn't want to use condoms because he says he loves me too much. I have already had 6 abortions. Should I marry him?

My recommendation is anal sex for contraception, and yes, do marry him.

[Keltron]

My recommendation is anal sex for contraception, and yes, do marry him.

You're assuming that space isn't already occupied by another man at the same time.

[animalbolic]

You're assuming that space isn't already occupied by another man at the same time.

Sounds like a party.

[Keltron]

Sounds like a party.

Party on, Wayne.

[nikkilace7]

O HAI MALE MILK, last night my husband and I were having sex and I started lactating. Does this mean his mother abused him as a child and now he's in love with her? I can't believe I married a closet poedophile lover. I'm so mad!!?

I see what you did there

[mrshester]

There is so much LOL in this thread...love it!

[rdferguson]

My recommendation is anal sex for contraception, and yes, do marry him.

Then, in time, she can learn to applaud with her bum. Sweet party trick!

Oh wait, I forgot there's already going on...

[latebloomingmom]

So I've heard...

You know tho...when you're being dumb and too lazy to take safety precautions...it doesnt seem like a big deal at the moment.

try having a baby instead...being a daddy lasts a looooooooooong time

[mrshester]

try having a baby instead...being a daddy lasts a looooooooooong time

And dat dere child support!

[Keltron]

try having a baby instead...being a daddy lasts a looooooooooong time

And dat dere child support!

and dat dere baby mama drama.

[mrshester]

and dat dere baby mama drama.

THIS...it comes without even trying sometimes. Stupid unstable hormones.

[sy2502]

try having a baby instead...being a daddy lasts a looooooooooong time

Hi male misc, my bf got me knocked up but is now claiming the baby is not his. How can I get him to marry me?

[Ion26]

try having a baby instead...being a daddy lasts a looooooooooong time

Dat dere birth control/pull out method

[sy2502]

Dat dere birth control/pull out method

My favorite is the rhythm method. That's how I came to the world...

[Keltron]

My favorite is the rhythm method. That's how I came to the world...

For the longest time, I thought it had to do w/the rhythm in which you'd move. lol

[latebloomingmom]

For the longest time, I thought it had to do w/the rhythm in which you'd move. lol

"I got the music in me, I got the music in me...I got the music in YOU"

[latebloomingmom]

Dat dere birth control/pull out method

uhhh-huhhhh
be careful about dat dar pull-out method...
pre-ejaculatory fluid does contain a certain amount of sperm
only takes one wiggler to make a baby

[nikkilace7]

"hey male misc does this make me look fat?"

[Keltron]

Due to recent threads, had to include this:

Oh hai male misc, I'm a blonde, blue eyed white girl... It seems like all the guys want exotic looking girls with exotic features.. not a bland white chick like me.. am I foreveralone.jpg?

Oh hai male misc, I'm a black chick... are non-black guys turned off by my booty? Should I only go for black guys since they're the only ones that don't consider me fat because of my butt?

Oh hai male misc, I'm Asian and I don't have much booty. It seems like guys are all into the j-lo booty nowadays and Asian chicks don't have much booty. Would you date an asian girl even if she didn't have a booty?

Oh hai male misc, I'm an Eskimo chick, do you avoid dating us because you think we smell like whale blubber? Please respond.

[lightweight99]

I only started posting here to see what females thought of my face before and after weight loss. I figured it would be less gay to ask mainly women than the homos in the reg misc. It wasnt about being insecure. I check back now tho cause the ladies here are pretty nice and the regular misc is full of douche bags. I only post troll threads to piss them off there now lol

[Keltron]

I only started posting here to see what females thought of my face before and after weight loss. I figured it would be less gay to ask mainly women than the homos in the reg misc. It wasnt about being insecure. I check back now tho cause the ladies here are pretty nice and the regular misc is full of douche bags. I only post troll threads to piss them off there now lol

You're alright man. Trust me bro, there's a difference between "hey, how do I look after this epic transformation" vs "Hey, please rate me, I can't get a girl. I never had teh sex before, wut wrong wit me?"
lol..

[DravidianNinja]

Hi male misc, I have been dating this guy for a whole 2 months and he still hasn't proposed. Please advise.

you propose.