******** Trolling #5 - Rildil Returns

[MattN7uk]

Such vivid poetry.. outstanding.. #1 for creativity and imagination to bring that back from the dead.

[GoldenGains]

Hey guys just cleaning up my desktop and found some more "copypastas", not sure if they'll be relevant to anyone but figure it couldn't hurt to post them.


- The problem for women is they grow up in a very sophisticated, male dominant society and this lulls them into thinking they are equals and can achieve on par with men. This false sense of reality then causes them to set their goals/aspirations way too far out of their reach resulting in them falling short of the mark time after time till they finally comprehend their limitations. It's kind of like taking a disabled kid to a football game, he sees all the throws and hits and he says "that's gonna be me someday, I'm gonna walk again". Next thing you know he's tried to get out of his wheelchair and is a crumpled mess on the ground. It's a sad reality, but at least women can find complacency within their household duties.


- Well I've recently attained my sicilian sabretooth belt in Karma-Sutra with my signature move being the "gaping jaguar lick". But that's a move whose arcane intricacies have been passed down for generations and would unlikely surface during copulation with a neophyte. However, maybe you would fancy a "sparring session"? Sure you may enter my karma-sutra dojo a total rookie, a metaphorical caterpillar if you will. But our carnal coalescence will act as a physical, emotional and spiritual cocoon under which you shall transition through a stage of holistic metamorphosis and emerge a butterfly, free to roam the wild unchallenged. As your Sensei that is my guarantee.


-Wow ____! You are so incredibly stupid. I mean that is honestly the stupidest thing I have ever read. Not once in that entanglement of chicken-scrawl did you even come close to stringing together a cogent thought. I could pick up two rocks, bang them together until smaller rocks fall off them, then repeat that process until I’m left with thin wisps of dust and I’d still have something that holds more substance than what you just wrote. In fact I'm half tempted to apply for the McArthur genius grant by submitting what you just wrote as an advanced form of psychological torture. I feel that it will be well received as a way to induce erosion of sanity in unsavory war criminals. All they would have to do is write what you just wrote up on a chalk board and repeat it three times. No doubt the brain-dead numbness of your writing will dig away at their psychological integrity until they are lulled into an intellectually impotent, numbed stupor. So congratulations, you have just helped the american people by giving them a way to reduce combative hostages into a state of mush-like mental deficiency. I say, bravo dumbass!

[wbcjabber]

lmfao ^^

[GoldenGains]

[GoldenGains]

[kingpimp69]

mediafire.com/?yc8y5sxha37rv81

I win.

[ClaptaCzechs]

awesome thread is awesome

[4ToTheFloor]

http://i.imgur.com/S1tKf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/x7p4g.jpg

I'd love to see more ******** trolling, like really creeping girls out until they're scared that you'll find them to rape them. Like you did on your switchbalde account to some girl named Melanie.

[nielk]

do you have any more amazing quotes u made up by famous people. They are amazing

[GoldenGains]

do you have any more amazing quotes u made up by famous people. They are amazing

"Yellow fever only solved by yellow beaver" - Kim Jong-il

[Sag1e]

Golden.. oh Golden.. repped

[tnucpuncher]

Oh how I wish I could give you unlimited reps, I'd have pressed that button so many times I'd be foaming from my mouth.

[GoldenGains]

[afrobrah]

Lmao. Brb adding u on fb to follow

[Gift3d]

LMAO this one is great

[GoldenGains]

Not sure if this is even trolling, but could have potential.

Cliffs:
- Months ago saw some wigger looking guy being racist towards Cain Velasquez on an mma page
- Sent him the celltechabuse copy pasta
- He's only just responded
- He seems totally crazy. Naturally I reciprocated.




For the unaware, this was celltechabuse's hilarious call out vid.

[Hubbaa]

In after GG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.Best thread in the history of threads.

[snugglybear]

in on 5 star thread

[sus2k]

In for a later read. LAWL @ some highlights.

[Big Natural]

Oh man oh man ohmanhoamnghanhaan!

New GoldenGainz thread! I salute your Supreme Grammar Sir.

[bpin]

Lol

[bilaba70]

moarboarwantsmore.jpg

[belmont316]

y so mesmerize

[wizardsleeve]

greatest thread alive

[GoldenGains]

You and I go hard
At each other like a pimp and a whore
You and I go rough
You keep blowing things and spreading on all fours
You and I get so
Damn dysfunctional we fukc till yo weeping n poor
You and I get sick
Yeah we can't keep poppin pills like its a chore

But baby there you again, there you again making me make love to you
Yeah you stopped giving me head, refusing head yet you're still a hoe
Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
And now shot by cupid, feeling stupid crawling back to you
So I spread my wings, and hope to fly
I'm that glorious winged *******, your white knight
And I know I've said it a million times
But I'm here to stay, I'm your white knight

Try to tell you no
But my body is ready, oh god yes!
Try to warn the cops
But you're hooked on me like lindsey is on ******* & meth
I be waking up
In the morning probably masturbating myself
And I be waking up
Feeling glorified as my balls start to swell

But baby there you again, there you again making me make love to you
Yeah you stopped giving me head, refusing head yet you're still a hoe
Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
And now shot by cupid, feeling stupid crawling back to you
So I spread my wings, and hope to fly
I'm that glorious winged *******, your white knight
And I know I've said it a million times
But I'm here to stay, I'm your white knight

Yeah baby I'm your one white knight
Yeah baby I'm your one white knight
Yeah baby I'm your one white knight

But baby there you again, there you again making me make love to you
Yeah you stopped giving me head, refusing head yet you're still a hoe
Got you stuck on my body, on my body like a tattoo
So I spread my wings, and hope to fly
I'm that glorious winged *******, your white knight
And I know I've said it a million times
But I'm here to stay, I'm your white knight

So I spread my wings, and hope to fly
I'm that glorious winged *******, your white knight
And I know I've said it a million times
But I'm here to stay, I'm your white knight

[bilaba70]

Lolled soo fuking hard xDDD

You tha man brah, YOU THA MANN!

[GoldenGains]

EDIT: As much as I wish the summer joke was mine its been around for a while, just figured it was absolutely appropriate for this photo


http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=summer+teeth

[HDF49]

hahahahaha

[thatswhatshesed]

just spit out my protein shake on that last paragraph. Best copy and pasta ive ever seen- can you provide the text?

[GoldenGains]

just spit out my protein shake on that last paragraph. Best copy and pasta ive ever seen- can you provide the text?

Listen you rusty cunt pipe. I will annihilate you and every person who's shook your filthy hands. You wanna smack talk me? I will rip the hair off your skull, stuff it down your mouth and scrub your throat out. I will tear your ballsack off with my teeth and spit it in your soup. I'm a carnivore. I stomped children for their chicken nuggets. I fucked a bar of soap on spring break. I smoke crack and lick razors. I will cut out your liver and feed it to a ferret. You wanna gamble with my fists? I'll pop your tires and give your car herpes. So not another goddamn word. Do it and I'll smash your face in till it looks like ravioli.