A group of physicists was playing hide and seek. While Einstein had his eyes closed and counted to one hundred, most of them ran to hiding spots, except Isaac Newton. Newton took a stick and drew a square meter, then sat in it.
Einstein finished counting and turned around, immediately seeing Isaac. "Hah, I found you Isaac!"
"No you didn't." Isaac responded.
"What do you mean, you're sitting right there."
"No I am not. See, I am sitting in a one square. And what do you get when you have one Newton in one square meter? A Pascal!"
Then Einstein punched him in the kidney and told him to play the ****ing game right.
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Two chemists walk into a bar. The Bartender is a chemist, too. The first chemist says, "I'll have an H_{2}O." The second chemist says, "I'll have an H_{2}O, too."
The second chemist dies
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01-12-2012, 07:02 AM #1
Science jokes (high iq required) (not srs) (semi serious)
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forever alone
also, ones understanding of these jokes has zero to do with their intelligence, just sayin..."Adversity breeds strength"
"Self-Improvement is mental masturbation"
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
Those who are willing and able to separate themselves from the weakness and vulnerability of emotion will rise above those who are bound and victimized by it.
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I dont like the idea of the father of physics taking a kidney punch, but the H20 H202 joke was good. For unawares, H202 is hydrogen peroxide (dont drink)
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LOL'd at the hydrogen peroxide joke
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If I pretend to laugh, does that mean I still have a high IQ?
"What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat sh*t and die."
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Not really a Science joke, but I heard this one around in the engineering department and thought it was funny.
Three freshman engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.
One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.
Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pullies is ingeniuos.
"No," the third student said "your both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"
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