Retarded/weird/odd **** you did when you were younger

[Onisac]

What are some weird, retarded or odd **** you did when you were younger? Here are mine.

- I would take a **** and jump directly into the shower without wiping my ass. I thought it was unnecessary because I was gonna clean it anyways.

- I would shower once a week, usually on Saturdays. I still smelled good though. I guess you don't sweat as much as a kid


What are yours?

[respar]

Penis club. Had to show your penis to get in. (not srs)









































































(srs)

[Xanthippus]

Used to open the car window and hold my mouth open till all the saliva dried up and had cottonmouth.

[DartBoard]

Used to take cardboard boxes and break them down into some sort of ride-able device and cruise down my houses stairs.

[Yherin]

- I would take a **** and jump directly into the shower without wiping my ass. I thought it was unnecessary because I was gonna clean it anyways.

>Implying I don't still do this occasionally.

[CroForce]

measuring penises with my friends in front of a girl's judgement(srs)

[ProudPaperclip]

in 2nd grade we played this game "weeny attack" where you would try to get across the monkey bars and someone on the ground would grab onto your dick

[Onisac]

just remembered another. my friend would often sleep at my house and we were young pervs. we would watch porn at the same time and fap under a blanket (each of us had a blanket). that **** was gay as fuk when i think about it now. (we're both straight, by the way)

[EnterAndWin]

My 3/4 acre backyard was on the other side of a fence next to a busy street when I was growing up.


Sometimes I would go into my backyard and look at intredasting things that washed up in it from the other side of the fence, one time this huge styrofoam thing was there, I went in it and pretended to be an astronaut for a while, then I started breaking off pieces of it and throwing them back where they came from, could've caused car crashes and death, but guess how many fukks 7 year old me gave?

[LiftHarder011]

Roll down the stairs for fun

[Silera]

My sister cousin and I would conduct fire drills to make sure that in the event of a fire we swiftly evacuated all our dolls down the fire escape. We had stations and our dolls were stored in order of importance to ensure that we saved our favorites first.

[YummyNoodles]

I would get butt-ass naked just to take a dump.


When I had lunchables, I almost always got the cheese pizza flavor. 2 out of 3 of the pizzas; I would put bare minimum and on the pizza I would pile on the sauce/cheese.


I used to pick my nose with my shirt.

[RuskiBrah]

[mjdh23]

What are some weird, retarded or odd **** you did when you were younger? Here are mine.

- I would take a **** and jump directly into the shower without wiping my ass. I thought it was unnecessary because I was gonna clean it anyways.

- I would shower once a week, usually on Saturdays. I still smelled good though. I guess you don't sweat as much as a kid


What are yours?

so you only wiped your ass once a week

[Aesthetx]

sister was washing dishes in a bikini when i was like 7-8 i heated a metal spoon up on the hotplate and stuck it on her ass. srs

[Useitorlooseit]

When I had lunchables, I almost always got the cheese pizza flavor. 2 out of 3 of the pizzas; I would put bare minimum and on the pizza I would pile on the sauce/cheese.

I did this as a kid too.

Brb first 2 pizzas are mostly crust, last pizza is overflowing.

Also used to make sandwiches out of 2 of them with all the toppings and not eat the third crust.

[Silera]

Once I stuck a pencil in my nose so deep the eraser came off and got stuck in my nostril. I didn't tell my mom. She thought I had a serious infection. Went to dr and he took tweezers and pulled out eraser from nose. Then I got home and my mom spanked me for being a retard.

[helpmee]

When I was young I played butt doctor with my female neighbor(same age)... Exam her nude butt...... in you know what I mean... My mom walked down to do laundry.. Not a word was said.. Lots of doctor was played with that neighbor.

[PeytonXRanger]

There is exact thread that has like 300 posts in it

[Metalhead44]

^ how young you cheeky kunt

Margarine and peanut butter sandwiches .

[strunz]

nothing is considered weird as a kid for the most part, all kids do "weird" things..making them not weird.

[Mackie89]

^ how young you cheeky kunt

Margarine and peanut butter sandwiches .

hnnnnnnnnngggggggg

[Magnumtripod]

I spent whole summers at my grandmothers in Wisconsin, but she lived in a valley in the middle of nowhere. Considering the circumstances I had to get pretty creative to stay entertained. She had a lot of land so keep this in mind when reading my list:

- find remote locations to dig holes just see how big I could get them
- lighting stuff on fire
- ran as fast as I could down the side of the valley hill; yes I ate sh*t at the bottom
- wrist rocket sniping for hours until the BB gun upgrade
- standing on the dog house with a net in the middle of the night trying catch bats under the street light
- valley carries echo, so I'd make wolf sounds hoping the neighbors 1/2 mile away would hear it (also middle of the night)
- break the neighbors corn stalks. then I took the corn and tried sun drying it on top of my grandmas ford explorer so i could make popcorn later

[ninous26]

Used to stick random things in electrical outlets.. Once I stuck a TV antenna in the outlet and all I remember is an extreme vibration through out my body and I ended up a good 15 feet back against the couch

Was really into WWF wrestling and I would act as my favorite wrestler and do moves on pillows.

[trapsbro]

rub toys on my genitals, play with my foreskin

[helpmee]

^ how young you cheeky kunt

Margarine and peanut butter sandwiches .

Until 11.. When I moved... I cant even remember her last name and she was my best from birth until 11.. I wish I could... Would look her up for some more butt doctor fun

[SleazySbaby]

My dad has a farm house with like 25 acres. We used to play paintball and when we would get to the fence line we'd shoot the neighbors cows.
We'd ride around in golf carts attempting to shoot each other with bottle rockets. If there was any left over we would put them in our luggage for the flight back to Chicago. LOL never got caught. Airlines used to be so chill

[jovotovo]

When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.

[ccounts54]

mayannaise sandwiches. also licked d cell batteries.

[ScaredOfWomen]

Once I stuck a pencil in my nose so deep the eraser came off and got stuck in my nostril. I didn't tell my mom. She thought I had a serious infection. Went to dr and he took tweezers and pulled out eraser from nose. Then I got home and my mom spanked me for being a retard.

would have loved to be ur mom /10