In MAJOR trouble....how can i wiggle out.

[boathead]

wished my wife a happy first anniversary.

she said: "it was 3 days ago. today is the anniversary of your first marriage".

[geer_matt]

Tell her "Ya I know I was celebrating the death of it" lol.

[latebloomingmom]

Holy crap! were you married to the first wife for a long time? beg forgiveness, claim senility, buy jewlery.

[blkbelt42]

wished my wife a happy first anniversary.

she said: "it was 3 days ago. today is the anniversary of your first marriage".

lmao!! you're screwed!!!!

[inb4noodz]

lmao!! you're screwed!!!!

lolz. you better get her a really nice gift and take her to dinner.

[x-trainer ben]

wished my wife a happy first anniversary.

she said: "it was 3 days ago. today is the anniversary of your first marriage".

Pretend today is Valentines day, chocolates(drug store) roses, and a sappy card. Act like you "just" want to do something romantic for her. Don't mention the fk up!

[whatevergirl]

sincerely apologize. that's all.

[paolo59]

Ouch!

[boathead]

i knew the days were too close together i was gonna screw it up.

[geer_matt]

sincerely apologize. that's all.

Ya pretty much this, really women don't expect us men to remember dates very well, and I think they look forward to it because they know when we get in trouble we have to make it up to them even more so lol. Better take that half carat back in for a full

[Old-Time-Lifter]

You screwed up when you told her the date of your first marriage.... why, why, why did you do that.

Hopefully it will blow over but why didn't she wish you a happy anniversary 3 days ago?

fwiw, tomorrow is our 21st anniversary. I bought the card last night. We stopped doing gifts a long time ago but I will stop and get her flowers on the way home tomorrow.

1st anniversary you my friend have a lot of kissing up to do.

[blkbelt42]

lolz. you better get her a really nice gift and take her to dinner.

what's your other account name?

[Iceman1800]

This can be fixed but it won't be cheap. Flowers and a romantic dinner is the start. Go online and find a local spa. They usually have gift certificates you can print out. A full day with massage, mani and pedi and a facial needs to happen. Don't try to make excuses, just tell her you are sorry and how much better your life is now she is part of it.

[geer_matt]

You screwed up when you told her the date of your first marriage.... why, why, why did you do that.

Hopefully it will blow over but why didn't she wish you a happy anniversary 3 days ago?

fwiw, tomorrow is our 21st anniversary. I bought the card last night. We stopped doing gifts a long time ago but I will stop and get her flowers on the way home tomorrow.

1st anniversary you my friend have a lot of kissing up to do.

21 years, Congratulations! My longest relationship I think was 3 and a half years. I always seem to sketch out around the 3 year mark. All of the breaking up once it has reached this length is done by me. I don't know why I am so afraid to get married lol.

[cozener]

wished my wife a happy first anniversary.

she said: "it was 3 days ago. today is the anniversary of your first marriage".

[Meatpants]

Wow dude. I think you just tell you're sorry, and you would like to make it up to her. Then never let it happen again.


BWhahahahahahahahaaha!

[CaptChip40]

You are so screwed.

[HairyScandinavian]

Tell her you were testing her and ask why she forgot the anniversary 3 days ago? lol nah that probably make it worse. I have no real advice, just wanted to say damn you goofed lol.

sorry

[paolo59]

LOL This just about sums it up!

[GnomusMaximus]

This was not a matter of bad memory, it was a matter of poor planning. Anybody that would get married that close to the date of a previous one was asking for trouble.

[HairyScandinavian]

This was not a matter of bad memory, it was a matter of poor planning. Anybody that would get married that close to the date of a previous one was asking for trouble.

You're right, it's hard enough just to remember a normal anniversary. I got married on January 1st so I would never have a problem, it's worked out well so far and there are always fireworks one way or the other.

[gray73]

All the advise here is real good. Admit your mistake, say your sorry and move on.
Early in our relationship I called my current wife by my ex-wife's name. She was pissed at first, but then realized I spent 15 years with the ex. It blew over quickly and was never brought back up, even in arguments.
I am sure your wife will not be mad for long. Good luck.

[G500]

She also forgot too? Right?

[KeepItMoving]

Call out your first wife's name whilst you two next make love. She'll forget all about this little incident.

[DaniGrrl]

Apologize out your ass, buy jewelry, and send flowers to her at work - it was always a big to-do when one of us girls would have flowers delivered to us in the office. It'll make you look good Oh, and attach a sappy(but heartfelt) message with the flowers.

[Brackneyc]

wished my wife a happy first anniversary.

she said: "it was 3 days ago. today is the anniversary of your first marriage".

Have her start a thread here. Seems to be popular these days for wives (and sons) to do that.

[thepowerwithin]

Time in the dog house heals all wounds. She'll get over it, and you really didn't mean to hurt her. Surely, with time, she'll know and understand that.

Hang in there.

[themyth2009]

I honestly would not want to be married to anyone that would make a big out of it. Just say hey I screwed up things happen and people make mistakes.

[eomrat]

lmao!! you're screwed!!!!

This

[john-t-b]

Book a cruise, bring roses, buy big diamond, beg for forgiveness.

Good luck.