The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

[Evolutionary1]

It's just how it is. The sooner you accept it, the better off you will be. It's the age we live in.

this, the attitude you should have is "adapt or die"

[otakutrevan]

this, the attitude you should have is "adapt or die"

brb gaming one of these emotional illogical monsters and liking her.

[Evolutionary1]

brb gaming one of these emotional illogical monsters and liking her.

make her like you

[otakutrevan]

make her like you

I know thats the plan, but how can any logical woman be happy with themselves knowing they like males for stupid reasons.

[Evolutionary1]

I know thats the plan, but how can any logical woman be happy with themselves knowing they like males for stupid reasons.

they aren't logical? you sound depressed or seem like you have some insecurity issues. work on those before you worry about a relationship

[bdub69]

I know thats the plan, but how can any logical woman be happy with themselves knowing they like males for stupid reasons.

is such a thing even possible? logical woman

i dont even

[otakutrevan]

they aren't logical? you sound depressed or seem like you have some insecurity issues. work on those before you worry about a relationship

I'm not depressed, but I'm tired of all this bull crap and my company at work. I just want to go to college and be able to get girls or have a girlfriend mayne

[mangravy]

great read repped

[bdub69]

I'm not depressed, but I'm tired of all this bull crap and my company at work. I just want to go to college and be able to get girls or have a girlfriend mayne

As someone else said adapt or die. You can bitch and complain which will get you nowhere or you can realize how **** works and adapt. Getting girls is so retardly easy. I'm texting 2 girls as I type this. It's just a matter of getting out of your comfort zone and taking what you want. I suggest reading this blog http://heartiste.wordpress.com/ which is where these commandments came from.

[otakutrevan]

As someone else said adapt or die. You can bitch and complain which will get you nowhere or you can realize how **** works and adapt. Getting girls is so retardly easy. I'm texting 2 girls as I type this. It's just a matter of getting out of your comfort zone and taking what you want. I suggest reading this blog http://heartiste.wordpress.com/.

brb killing myself from my built up sadness


Jokes aside, I try man I really do.

[Bracket199]

Quickly skimmed them, but I'm not a fan of point 2. I'm all for you talking to another women, and if she starts showing interest with your GF around, that will obviously piss her off, but shows her she can lose you. The same can be used vice-versa.

But, I don't believe 'making her jealous' is founding of a good relationship. That will just start two people playing deceit in a relationship to gain the upper-hand.

[Saki]

Good stuff for once. Repped.

I do 15 of these 16 naturally and agree wholeheartedly with all of them.

Such a shame that I don't minimise weaknesses because I don't like to let myself believe that I have any.

[crunchyblack]

sucks for all the dudes who take this chit seriously and live by these rules

while some good points are made, people need to keep an open mind and not take lists like these so close to heart, living by anybodies so called "commandments" is a recipe for disaster and unhappiness.

[NigerianBrah]

**** her like it’s your last ****. And hers. **** her so good, so hard, so wantonly, so profligately that she is left a quivering, sparking mass of shaking flesh and sex fluids. Drain her of everything, then drain her some more. Kiss her all over, make love to her all night, and hold her close in the morning. Own her body, own her gratitude, own her love. If you don’t know how, learn to give her squirting orgasms.

In for sex god status advice

[IronPuma]

This is the Black Knights guide to women.

[philliesnuts33]

Good read! Thanks OP!

[fieldysnutz]

How the fuk? Why? I'm foreveralone but after reading that I'm glad that I am. Everything that deals with women has to be fake and a ****ing game. Those commandments can't be true for 100% of females, there would be way less guys with gfs that I know IRL if you had to successfully abide by those rules in order to have a successful relationship.

[otakutrevan]

how the fuk? Why? I'm foreveralone but after reading that i'm glad that i am. Everything that deals with women has to be fake and a ****ing game. Those commandments can't be true for 100% of females, there would be way less guys with gfs that i know irl if you had to successfully abide by those rules in order to have a successful relationship.

this is what im saying!!!

[shouldersLAD]

Then how can you truly ever like any girl? When you know she only likes you because of the actions you took instead of truly "you" at the end of the day?

your still you these points just keep you from making ******* mistakes like 90% of the beta-population, you have to remember YOU ARE NUMBER 1!! women love being number 2 so just go out and get what you want.

[shouldersLAD]

How the fuk? Why? I'm foreveralone but after reading that I'm glad that I am. Everything that deals with women has to be fake and a ****ing game. Those commandments can't be true for 100% of females, there would be way less guys with gfs that I know IRL if you had to successfully abide by those rules in order to have a successful relationship.

nobody is saying you have to be a **** 100% of the time and act out of your skin. but lets face it your foreveralone and you are not attractive to women because your not a real man you have been manipulated by the media and "what women want" when really it doesnt ****ing matter what they want all that matters is what YOU want (which is what women are attracted to)

[NYY]

How the fuk? Why? I'm foreveralone but after reading that I'm glad that I am. Everything that deals with women has to be fake and a ****ing game. Those commandments can't be true for 100% of females, there would be way less guys with gfs that I know IRL if you had to successfully abide by those rules in order to have a successful relationship.

Bolded statement is your problem.

That advice is not meant for relationships. You're not glad you're foreveralone or you wouldn't even had entered the thread.

None of that stuff is fake nor is it a f*cking game. Integrate it into whoever you are and you'll see some form of success.

[fieldysnutz]

Bolded statement is your problem.

That advice is not meant for relationships. You're not glad you're foreveralone or you wouldn't even had entered the thread.

None of that stuff is fake nor is it a f*cking game. Integrate it into whoever you are and you'll see some form of success.

Never said it was fake or a game, maybe I misunderstood the OP by thinking it wasn't made for relationships but even when used with attractiveness in general there are just way too many examples I've seen IRL where none or very few of those rules were followed and guys are still successful. Not looking for success either, I was simply browsing and read the thread out of curiosity, like most threads on the misc. I find it interesting but that doesn't mean I'm not glad I'm foreveralone, I really don't care enough to do anything about it tbh.

[Evolutionary1]

Never said it was fake or a game, maybe I misunderstood the OP by thinking it wasn't made for relationships but even when used with attractiveness in general there are just way too many examples I've seen IRL where none or very few of those rules were followed and guys are still successful. Not looking for success either, I was simply browsing and read the thread out of curiosity, like most threads on the misc. I find it interesting but that doesn't mean I'm not glad I'm foreveralone, I really don't care enough to do anything about it tbh.

that's because when you're hs you really don't have to do a lot to initiate a relationship.

[fieldysnutz]

that's because when you're hs you really don't have to do a lot to initiate a relationship.

True I guess. I suppose those commandments are more for picking up bar sluts rather than a friendship with someone you already know turning into a relationship.

[porcupinetree]

OP cannot be repped enought. Get on it, guys

[BEhave]

The funny thing is I thought about this today. TRust me, if you bang a girl like it will be the last time you ever had sex, she will be coming back 4 MOAR

[Fairplay]

Great post OP.

This is how a lot of guys are naturally with women. But somewhere along the line, a lot of men went beta and now you're seeing more women taking charge in relationships.

[Jerma]

good fcukin find OP

[steve123411]

in for later

[mujie]

How the fuk? Why? I'm foreveralone but after reading that I'm glad that I am. Everything that deals with women has to be fake and a ****ing game. Those commandments can't be true for 100% of females, there would be way less guys with gfs that I know IRL if you had to successfully abide by those rules in order to have a successful relationship.

Its neither about being fake nor a game.The idea is to incorporate these traits into your persona and make them part of you.That way women will see you as an Alpha male.Every woman on this planet wants an Alpha male,even though they settle for beta ****s at times.And the beta **** relationships never last,because they are not challenging enough for women.When a woman becomes complacent,she gets bored,when she gets bored,she looks for the Alpha male.