Johnny how can you deny that you were trying to get some (or at least become her boyfriend) when you brought her a dozen white roses and a bag of chocolates at midnight on her bday? kinda blatantly obvious brah.
question 2: has all of this attention to your dilemma helped your quest to piitb (put it in the butt) or is Lizz just taking all this as a joke?
you get ridiculed on the internet but you're obviously cool with it (so you appear). what's the deal with that girl and you? she's a strong 9/10 so you wanna get in dem pants but what convinced you that this was a good idea to be a white knight brah?