Today is a new era of me.
This is "Day I surpressed Tyler Durden" Manifesto.
that is ****ing gay because someone on reddit said that.
http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comm..._tyler_durden/
But it's the beginning of and end because i can't find my mind and i NEVER want it back again eerver
WHERE IS MY MIND?
I can't find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don't even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. ****! I AM ****ING FREE.
When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don't need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans.
Yap that's the next stop and some sweat pants too because I'm tired of dressing like a hipster ***got..
I'm just gonna LET GO and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR... WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can't.
i spent my whole life trying to look like Brad Pitt. Tyler Durden. Why? Because he thinks you shouldn't look like underwear models and that you shouldn't care about clothes and brands, yet he is ****ing ripped and dresses like a fashion model. THAT IS the definition of not give a **** freedom. You do what u say NOT to do , you say what you preach NOT to say, and you do it 100 times better than your own criticism.
And also. Because he is the embodiment of subconsciousness that just flow without restrain. But guess what. I surpassed that **** because I even threw away that last layer of my mind - yes I don't even need the stupid subconscious ****. It's pseudo science ! non-concrete! Get CONCRETE LIKE A RIPPED BODY! NOT HUGE JUST RIPPED LIKE FRANK YANG FROM FIGHT CLUB
And then I didn't even know it had it in me! That I can look like Tyler Brad Pitt in less than 2 weeks!
After I proved to everyone that you can **** me with your eyes closed and think/mistaken me for Brad Pitt... I realized that i don't need a mind to function! I Just a body that looks better than Brad Pitt and I can get away without having a ****ign MIND.
It's why i lift weights in the first place man.
I wanted to build a shield and a physical chamber, so that I can be a total blank. no brain, no thoughts, just pure, white, blank, consciousness that belongs to the Nothing gods and still be able to perform **** like walking to Starbucks and order all that complicated ****. I was scared to do that before because i was afraid that they will think i am a retard for not knowing the differenec between expresso football and Vince carter latte. But i got my coffee today man.
When you are a total blank. A total nothingness. With no mind, not even the subconscious layers, then you can re-CREATE yourself into anything, at any moment in time and space, with no end, but just the process of becoming (not even the becoming, jus the process of incomplete becoming becoming a new becoming)
ps.
After I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling **** in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn't smell a single thing not even the kind of breath that doesn't smell like anything.
GO MISC GO LOOK like your favorite celebrity from Hollywood. and you will run faster than wind into the tunnel that says "FUUUCKK u mad jelly coming at u brah ***got time aesthetics misc 4chan Brad pitt tom oprah is titties"
oh wait that last few was tags for nothing.
**** im not even on youtube.
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Frank Yang - I Finally Look Like Brad Pitt from Fight Club
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