My girlfriend just told me something that ive never even thought about (MIND = BLOWN)

[Spankytwo]

So basically me and my gf were arguing tonight about her friend, who I called a slut since shes ****ed like 5 guys in the past month. Then my girlfriend brought up the typical "Well how is she a slut for ****ing 5 guys, and yet your friend Mike isnt considered a slut even though he banged 2 girls last weekend"

So then me being the smart guy I am, I brought up how "Well its easy for girls to get laid, they just have to be there. Guys actually have to work for it, since any 5/10 girl can bang almost any guy, but theres almost no way a 5/10 guy can pull a girl just like that. Guys actually have to work for it, girls dont."


When she said "Doesnt that just mean guys are desperate and willing to **** anything? Meaning they have the low standards? Since if guys are so willing to **** 5/10s just like that, doesnt that mean theyre the sluts, since theyll go for anything they can get? Mean while most girls actually need a reason to bang a guy, not just because he's 'there'"

and i was like





I honestly had no clue what to say to that, I mean, was it possible she was right? I couldnt accept it at first, since I though she was just a silly women using stupid women logic.

but then, in a way, it made sense.

could a women have actually been right?

[Stray800]

wut

[RoyalMulti]

LMAO, your in for it OP.

you idiot

[Synthetis]

dear lord...were all sluts..

[jzaw]

lol wut

[poonjoon]

wat is dis guy on about?

[ShouldBStudying]

You should have proceeded to explain hormones and biological urges.

this ffs op

[IanPhelps]

Insert key metaphor here.

Insert Testosterone fueled need to reproduce here

Insert socially acceptable to **** chicks here

Insert Not being a women here.

[iluvujesus]

lol you utter moron.

[FunSize1990]

The difference between men and women being sluts is men can't get pregnant.

Men don't want to have children with damaged goods that have been used by half of china they also like knowing the child is theirs 100%, Where as women like knowing a man is desireable and has been with lots of women because it implies they are an attractive specimen and have good genetics.

Moral of the story. Op, You are an idiot.

[Manthefup]

Because having the ability to give a girl a reason to **** you is a skill, while just being there is not a skill.
Things that require skill are respected
Things that do not are not respected

[paulkim9926]

you and your girlfriend's logic is laughable

[StrongScience62]

If a key opens a bunch of locks, then its a pretty good key.

But if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, then its a shytty lock.

comprende?

[AcEXBOX]

LMAO, your in for it OP.

you idiot

the only idiot is you ******* for being a ******* in life.


OP, should have agreed your friend is a slut lol.

[LaRuso]

This type of **** is a pet hate of mine..
This is the anology I use in these situations:


A key that opens a lot of locks is called a master key. A lock that is opened by a lot of keys is a ****ty lock.

[Budjola]

Itt dear diary

[Spankytwo]

The difference between men and women being sluts is men can't get pregnant.

Men don't want to have children with damaged goods that have been used by half of china they also like knowing the child is theirs 100%, Where as women like knowing a man is desireable and has been with lots of women because it implies they are an attractive specimen and have good genetics.

Moral of the story. Op, You are an idiot.

brb explaining to a 12 year old about how genetics and evolution works..

[Idunwant]

does your gf like daggers?

[LaRuso]

If a key opens a bunch of locks, then its a pretty good key.

But if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, then its a shytty lock.

comprende?

You ****en beat me to it... reps for being like minded brah.

[EViNCaR]

You should have proceeded to explain hormones and biological urges.

Someone rep this guy I'm on recharge.

[Spankytwo]

wut

this is exactly what i thought.. but i didnt know how to reply to it? she seriously woman logic'd me

[RoyalMulti]

the only idiot is you ******* for being a ******* in life.


OP, should have agreed your friend is a slut lol.

shut the fukk up kid, nobody even cares what you say. act your fukking age you dropout.

[II Cybershot II]

dude she's wrong.

she's a woman.

[AceRok]

If a key opens a bunch of locks, then its a pretty good key.

But if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, then its a shytty lock.

comprende?

[spursbrah]

She's kinda right. In b4 negs

[hvf26]

Mean while most girls actually need a reason to bang a guy, not just because he's 'there'"[/b]

what was her friends reason for sleeping with 5 guys in the past month though? must not have been very good ones.... this completely contradicts what your gf was saying

[lllDBOlll]

If a key opens a bunch of locks, then its a pretty good key.

But if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, then its a shytty lock.

comprende?

Actually never heard that one before, raped.

[Micii]

fck you OP my body is a temple

[DutchBodbuilder]

If a key opens a bunch of locks, then its a pretty good key.

But if a lock can be opened by a bunch of keys, then its a shytty lock.

comprende?

Mind=blown good logic

[makavelli1988]

Tempted to neg OP for being beaten at logic by a woman. Unless this conversation took place in the kitchen (teams are stronger on home turf), your a moran for falling for that babble and losing.