How to get laid with cougars through text 101

[Eleazar18]

Its fail proof youll thank me later
Happened to me earlier on the day




Me:hey guess what
Her:what
Me:you are a MILF
Her:im sorry what
Me:well since your talking to me that also makes you a cougar
Her:?!??
Me:since your a cougar,can i be your prey
Her:lol come get fed.I like to give my babys dinner before dessert
(didnt know what she ment for a sec.later found out id have to eat her )

Do it BRAHS IT WORKS

[EnterAndWin]

I need to meet some attractive middle-aged women at the gym...

[KiwiAllSort]

Her:lol come get fed.I like to give my babys dinner before dessert

[imapolarbear]

pics of milf now

[Eleazar18]

I need to meet some attractive middle-aged women at the gym...

Do it to a aunt

Jk go for it brah!!!! Fuark im AWSOME!!

[MareeWanna]

f*ck that, there's no way I'm eating some old fat bitch off of POF

[JoshR324]

Awaiting pics

[EnterAndWin]

Do it to a aunt

Jk go for it brah!!!! Fuark im AWSOME!!

It's times like this that I start to regret joining a gym frequented predominantly by men trying (and succeeding) to become more muscular.

[Eleazar18]

f*ck that, there's no way I'm eating some old fat bitch off of POF

It was a sexy mama from a grocery store punk

[KiwiAllSort]

f*ck that, there's no way I'm eating some old fat bitch off of POF

How will you get fed then

[YesWayNoWeigh]

will use

[KiwiAllSort]

It was a sexy mama from a grocery store punk

pics then phaggot

[Eleazar18]

2kids
My body and her angus were ready
Hold on ima try to ulpoad from phone

[neXen]

Its fail proof youll thank me later
Happened to me earlier on the day




Me:hey guess what
Her:what
Me:you are a MILF
Her:im sorry what
Me:well since your talking to me that also makes you a cougar
Her:?!??
Me:since your a cougar,can i be your prey
Her:lol come get fed.I like to give my babys dinner before dessert
(didnt know what she ment for a sec.later found out id have to eat her )

Do it BRAHS IT WORKS

doesnt make sense....the prey doesnt eat

"come get fed" lolwut?

[rrbb]

oky im srry aunite

[pkahnman]

Me and my friend became pool boys

[Eleazar18]

Cant post pic here....ok if posted in my avi then phaggots?

[brb_baseball]

lol at her unable to continue metaphor correctly. but gjop

[khepri]

lolwut

[Eleazar18]

lolwut

Fk off misc detectives!!

Its either you belive me or you dont
Idgaf i got laid

[chaser.]

doesnt make sense....the prey doesnt eat

"come get fed" lolwut?

lol this...strong understanding of predator/prey relationships. Still, GJ brah

[sum41gp]

My dream in my young years is to bed a hot MILF. Will try when given the opportunity, OP.

[trano]

[Eleazar18]

My dream in my young years is to bed a hot MILF. Will try when given the opportunity, OP.

Yu guys better lol!! I wanna guide the dick INTO the pu$$y
Not c0cks block it

[bottlez]

just tried on OP's mom.
it worked.
coming over now OP.

[SPFjudge]

aquire pics before making misc thread. phaggot. negged.

[Eleazar18]

aquire pics before making misc thread. phaggot. negged.

I do have pic. I just cant upload them through phone

[usersignup]

dude, the milf already gave you her number. you don't need text 101 to close unless you're a moron.

[mrsnruB1111]

Old chick poon is indistinguishable from an Arby's Roast Beef sandwich

[Eleazar18]

dude, the milf already gave you her number. you don't need text 101 to close unless you're a moron.

Herp a derp
Stop thinking about me for once and focus on the bros!! This is how its done,THIS IS HOW YOU CAPTURE THE COUGAR