Have hooked up with many in Bars but got turned down when I told them my age (look much older). Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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01-02-2012, 09:55 AM #1
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In my imagination land I have
The sad part about my post's is that they never get recognized and no one reads them or reps me but it's great because now I can say whatever I want....sharkeisha NOOO
I'm also a Comedian , don't take it so seriously
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01-02-2012, 10:02 AM #13
Yes. Banged my buddies wife's mom. He had always said she was bangable and I finally met her at a bar when I was drinking with him. I was pretty drunk and just kept hitting on her all night despite her being with some biker dude. She said they were leaving and I told her to come back ASAP and so she dropped him off (maybe ****ed him lolidunno) and came back. Short story, we got really drunk and banged in her car. She was a slut. Started sucking my dick as soon we left the bar. She had a pierced clit and swallowed my man chowder.
My buddy always refers to me as his wife's dad now lol
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01-02-2012, 10:03 AM #14
I was eating at mcdonalds one sunday morning for breakfast I had ridden my bike up there. I see a milf early to mid thirties in line by herself. Notice milf turning to check me out and she caught me doing the same and called me out on it lols. When she finished eating I noticed she got on a bike to leave so I was like fuk it and threw out the last 1/4 of my 2nd egg mcmuffin and chased her down on my bike for like a mile. Finally caught up, introduced myself riding next to her, made plans to meet up in a few hours and ended up banging her for the next 6 months or so lols
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01-02-2012, 10:05 AM #18
lol no it would be too awkward
parents are divorced, im over my dad's house alot. friend lives down the street.
-come back from dad's unexpectingly to grab my laptop cause i needed to work on an assignment
-walk in door, see friends shoes
-mom must have heard me open/close door, comes down stairs and tells me Scott was helping her move some stuff
-scott awkwardly says hey to me and leaves
-i went upstairs to get computer, not a single item was moved that day
idk what to do lol
only pic i have
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01-02-2012, 10:22 AM #29
Banged a milf on NYE she was 32 but looked like she was in her 20's would pic but she doesn't have a ********.
Met her and her other girlfriends asking if they can touch my abs (srs) was pretty much the only jacked guy in the bar. after 12am i asked if she had her first NY kiss... she said no, like i boss i moved in and she liked it and got some more when we left, was a good night.
proof being aesthetic does get you easy poonageI ATE A SPIDER AND I LIKED IT.
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01-02-2012, 10:23 AM #30
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