http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...061r/?page=all
I'm going to assume miscers aren't in that 60%, so you miscers that live in the bible belt should post this vid on your ******** and give the misc screen caps of your friend's reactions:
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12-27-2011, 11:19 AM #1Kvothe
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60% of Americans believe in Noah's Ark story. BIBLE BELT MISCERS, GTFIH
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12-27-2011, 11:20 AM #2
wut?
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12-27-2011, 11:21 AM #3I'm your huckleberry
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12-27-2011, 11:21 AM #4Registered User
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12-27-2011, 11:22 AM #6Soopeh plz
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12-27-2011, 11:24 AM #7Paid to MI$C
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This cannot be for serious.
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12-27-2011, 11:25 AM #8
I guess 60% of Americans are...well...kinda stupid
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12-27-2011, 11:31 AM #9Registered User
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I dont believe it in the way it is told but I can believe someone saw the signs of a upcoming flood and built a boat/floating storage where he loaded his animals and grain. Then as the story was passed down through oral tradition it got exagerated
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12-27-2011, 11:34 AM #10Captain Kickatrollsass
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Didnt they find the damn boat in Turkey?
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12-27-2011, 11:38 AM #11Banned
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this. It did not happen in the context that you the dumbass OP believe. More so in that a farmer gathered up all of his animals into a boat for an impending flood.Originally Posted by gunsnbam
please carry on your ignorance OP so that i may own you a bit further
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12-27-2011, 11:41 AM #12Registered User
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why did the story of god begin 2000 years ago, while humans were alive for about 80,000 years? if you were born 80,000 BC - 1 BC you would have never known about jesus and God and all his storied like noahs ark, so 80000 years worth of humans are doomed. explain this?
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12-27-2011, 11:41 AM #13Soopeh plz
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Funny how so many religions have a similar story...must be a huge coincidenceOriginally Posted by cawkmaster12
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12-27-2011, 11:42 AM #14Claw Back
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noahs arc was a genetic laboratory for aliensOriginally Posted by nick187
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12-27-2011, 11:44 AM #16Registered User
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12-27-2011, 11:46 AM #17Registered User
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Monday, February 16, 2004
although still relevant, this article is nearly 8 years old. hopefully those numbers have changed a bit?++ Positive Crew ++
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12-27-2011, 11:48 AM #18Somebody's oneitis
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Truth or not, you know there are some places that indicates water submergence which could NOT have been possible without water filling up to the sky?
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12-27-2011, 11:50 AM #19Registered User
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HOLY FAKKK
that many people take the bible literally? it is obvious that it is full of symbolism and is NOT to be taken literally
this is disheartening (srs)
i suppose it kind of explains some of the unintelligent, irrational things i hear day by day
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12-27-2011, 11:51 AM #20Soopeh plz
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Here we go...
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12-27-2011, 11:54 AM #21Làidir Cathach!
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12-27-2011, 11:57 AM #22Bastard
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Believing a breeding pair of every species of animal on Earth was within a day's walk of Noah: makes sense.
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12-27-2011, 12:00 PM #23Jeremiah 29:11
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God called one of every type, not full grown, not bugs, not animals in the water and all babys.
Not a wolf a coyote and a pitbull, probably just two baby wolves.
If God called the creatures to the area I believe that, because he's God I wouldn't argue the fact that he could call in animals from whereever they may have been.
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12-27-2011, 12:30 PM #24Kvothe
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u putty smawtOriginally Posted by Iron_Chef
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lolOriginally Posted by Iron_Chef
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12-27-2011, 12:39 PM #26Registered User
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the only question i want answered about noahs ark is where did noah keep the killer whales at?
brb building an aquarium big enough for 1 male and 1 female killer whale on a wooden boat built thousands of years ago with no modern tools
yeah ok
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12-27-2011, 12:52 PM #27Registered User
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lol the part about the unicorns was pretty funny. Wasn't aware.
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12-27-2011, 12:57 PM #28Registered User
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^this, lol @ people who actually take the bible literally.Originally Posted by barbarian_ben
you're right im sure whales wouldnt survive a flood.Originally Posted by HopkinsRavens
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12-27-2011, 12:59 PM #29Paid to MI$C
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Originally Posted by HopkinsRavens
brb hoarding aquatic mammals to protect them from an impending flood./\^/\^Misc Colorado Crew^/\^/\
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12-27-2011, 01:11 PM #30Registered User
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Bible actually says he took 7 of every clean animal and 2 of the unclean ones.
So there's even more on there than you'd think. Completely ridiculous story of course, it boggles my mind the kind of mental gymnastics religiots have to do to make themselves believe it.
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