Aren't you the kid who asked the misc if you will ever get laid?
The powerlifter visions a certain weight he would like to lift, he uses his body to achieve it and he gets big as a side effect.
The bodybuilder visions a certain physique he would like to aquire, he uses weights to achieve it and he gets stronger as a side effect.
I got hammered one night and called an Asian hooker. After the worst blowjob of my life she goes, "You fuk me?" so I put the phuckin tip in, no more, and she grabs my dick and starts jerking it violently, while going "Oh big cock, big cock! You horny man, ahhh big cock!!" I moved right away and said, "Are you for real??" then she shrunk back and burst into tears because she thought I was about to punch the fuk out of her. Should have done, I might have got $100 worth of entertainment.
- Use hand cream to soften palms crew
- Paint nails before jerking off with soft hands to simulate hand job from chick crew
- Use lube, lipstick and a vacuum to simulate blowjob crew
- Wear bra stuffed with water balloons so I can cop a feel while jerking it crew
- Too embarrassed to order Fleshlight crew
- Home made ghetto Fleshlight made from Pringles can crew
- Got fat because of all the Pringles crew