am I the only one who finds it funny how they moan? it sounds like there casting a spell or charging a kamehameha on an incompatible adapter
12-26-2011, 01:40 PM #1
Why do asian women sound so funny when they moan in porn?I am the reason your girlfriend pauses between texts
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12-26-2011, 01:43 PM #2
Aren't you the kid who asked the misc if you will ever get laid?The powerlifter visions a certain weight he would like to lift, he uses his body to achieve it and he gets big as a side effect.
The bodybuilder visions a certain physique he would like to aquire, he uses weights to achieve it and he gets stronger as a side effect.
12-26-2011, 01:52 PM #3
12-26-2011, 01:55 PM #4
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12-26-2011, 01:57 PM #5