with the first thread closed, let's open up a new one.
Ho Ho Ho!
But enough about the Kardashians, Merry Christmas!
Has anyone ever noticed that in the film I Am Legend, Will Smith lives for years alone and is doing just fine, then a woman shows up and a day later everything falls to ****.
I think they should move Christmas to the middle of January.
The shops aren't so crowded and everything's on sale.
Ironman is a superhero,
Iron woman is a command.
So if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys she's a whore...
but if a guy does it, he's gay?
just put my phone on airplane mode, and threw it in the air.
worst. transformer. ever.
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night.
"I'm not like most girls" - Most Girls
Face your problems, don't ******** your problems.
Post your favourites!
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12-25-2011, 09:54 AM #1Registered User
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Post Funny ******** Statuses, PART 2!
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12-25-2011, 09:57 AM #2Bosnian Broseph
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OP is a *******
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12-25-2011, 09:58 AM #3Registered User
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lol, then i lol'dOriginally Posted by DoneGoofed
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12-25-2011, 10:01 AM #4Pussy Liquor
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How do you get a baby out of a blender?
chips.“Foolish and wretched is the man who builds his happiness on the frail and unstable affection of a woman.”
"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci
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12-25-2011, 10:17 AM #5Registered User
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^ u r one cheeky kunt mate i swear
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12-25-2011, 02:27 PM #6Registered User
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my love life is a lot like my iPad, i don't have an iPad.
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12-25-2011, 06:38 PM #7Registered User
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Velcro... what a rip off!
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12-25-2011, 06:40 PM #8Banned
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in, but srsly we had 3 threads after the first one closed and they all keep dying. inb4 this one is dead too
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12-25-2011, 06:41 PM #9
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12-25-2011, 06:42 PM #10Cali Love
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I'm alpha as ****, just cut a onion and didnt cry. Come at me bro!
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12-25-2011, 06:43 PM #11Originally Posted by Wisdom187
i once got banned for this EXACT same joke (serious)
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12-25-2011, 06:56 PM #12Registered User
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gtfo bishOriginally Posted by marlene79
***Los Angeles Misc Crew***
3k+
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12-25-2011, 07:00 PM #13
I wonder how a lot of these parents would feel if they knew their daughters were hoes.
92% of people who see this won't have the guts to repost this. When Goku died in the explosion Cell tried to destroy the earth with, he did it for you and me. If you're not ashamed to love Goku, post this as your status and show everyone. Thank you, Goku. I lifted up my arms for the spirit bomb every time you asked for my energy.
Everybody's gotta believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they keep eating all their food???
I weight lift, and every time my max goes up, I yell out "KAKAROOOOOTTT!!!" and the weight goes up faster.
Star Wars is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
SRS THOUGH KEEP THIS THREAD GOING. FAV IT AND BUMPUSMC 2008-Current 03OG
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12-25-2011, 07:02 PM #14Eater of Planets
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Live. Laugh. Love.
<3 Rainbow Zumba <35K+ guaranteed
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12-25-2011, 07:03 PM #15Registered User
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Why did they delete the first one?
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12-25-2011, 07:08 PM #16Macedoηiaη
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"Enjoy this Christmas like its the last one"
-the Mayans.
"You're such a slut. The only reason you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm."
"Statistically, 1 in 20 people live next door to a ****phile. Not me though, I live next door to a pair of sexy 7-year-olds."
"My wife complains I never pay attention to her, So I decided to call her at work and wish her a happy birthday.
Come to find out she died 2 years ago"
"Sometimes when i cut my toenails i leave them all over the room just in case the cockroaches need to use them for swords when they're at war."
"I dont get how people get eaten by sharks...
I mean how do you not hear the music????"
"I've written a book about sexism. It even has pictures, so women can enjoy it too!"
"Bored as a Jew at a charity event ..."
"How do you confuse a Ginger person?
Send them a friend request on ********"
"Once upon a time there was a girl with no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the girl."
"My Korean friend died last week.
So Yung."
"Thought I was seeing people celebrating the Mardi Gras ... turns out just they were just lining up for the new twilight"
"Sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to lay on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
"As we lay naked cuddling after passionate sex...
I try to forget im in prison."Last edited by ~MKD~; 12-25-2011 at 07:18 PM.
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12-25-2011, 07:36 PM #17Registered User
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i'm not sure, had a bunch of reps in my cp for it, saw that it said N/A , was confusedOriginally Posted by vroompac
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12-25-2011, 09:33 PM #18Registered User
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moar cuz moar
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12-26-2011, 10:00 AM #19Registered User
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bumpp
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12-26-2011, 10:02 AM #20Registered User
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why did the first one have to die
cherp cherp cherp cherp cherp cherp cherp - bill williamson
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12-26-2011, 10:09 AM #21For comfort, not speed.
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Bump
Rip first threadSuper Saiyan Crew
Today I will do what others won't
so tomorrow I can accomplish
what other's cant.
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12-26-2011, 10:12 AM #22Registered User
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Originally Posted by philliplin
why did the first one have to dieim not sure, there was some serious gold in there thoughOriginally Posted by Digital.god
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12-26-2011, 10:27 AM #23Rep power: 100388392
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in!
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12-26-2011, 10:32 AM #24Registered User
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I'm so pessimistic I don't even own a glass.
Merry Christmas to all the paranoia sufferers out there. Just remember, you are not alone.....
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12-26-2011, 05:43 PM #25Registered User
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Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
Women say childbirth is the most painful thing... obviously they have never stepped on a Lego.
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12-26-2011, 05:49 PM #26Registered User
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Originally Posted by brandon2743
lol'd.Originally Posted by ~MKD~
guys i not afriad 2 show my boobs cuz they r just boobs but i aint a slut yall so sorry i aint showing cuz i have respect for my self
Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:26pm = 35.
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THANKS LIFE ALERT!
jonnymontag: dont try to feel better. be better.
*Will never have aesthetic abs crew*
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12-26-2011, 07:04 PM #27Registered User
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i wish i could have seen the original, this is good stuff lol
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12-27-2011, 12:18 AM #28Registered User
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the original was hit in miss, some of them were pretty great though.Originally Posted by Mmeryhew
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12-27-2011, 12:20 AM #29Registered User
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everybody makes mistakes bro, just try not to date them.
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12-27-2011, 12:20 AM #30I don't even....
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