I don't judge people by the color of their skin.. but by the color of their teeth
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11-04-2014, 12:51 PM #2821Mississauga brah!
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*Fap before I make a decision crew*
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11-07-2014, 07:46 AM #2822Mississauga brah!
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Nothing brings awareness to freewill as much as sitting in heavy traffic, an hour away from home... having to pee.
*Fap before I make a decision crew*
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11-07-2014, 09:53 AM #2823giving my body a reason
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Sluts are like Walmart. We all make fun of them during the day, but we're damn happy they let us inside them at 2:30am.
Today I'll do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't.
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11-07-2014, 10:41 AM #2824Registered User
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MY boss pulled up in his awesome new car today and I complimented him on it. He said to me "freshly brewed, if you are goal oriented, determined, worked really hard and put in the long hours, I can get an even better one next year".
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11-07-2014, 01:04 PM #2825Registered User
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The only time I ever missed a girl is because she ducked.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-09-2014, 06:54 AM #2826==========
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Every time you pee on a tree, a hippy misses a hackey sack.
No reps for the wicked ★ Deacon at the Church of Iron ★ Boring Adult Crew
--------Ask not what the misc can do for you, ask what you can do for the misc----------
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11-10-2014, 05:35 AM #2827
We have cars that park themselves, but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out of the dispenser.
YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
"I'm a total egg slut." --Anthony Bourdain
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11-10-2014, 05:50 AM #2828
This morning I told this girl to go get me a sandwich. And she did. Because she's a waitress.
No homo
Justified pipe crew.
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11-13-2014, 08:17 PM #2829Registered User
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Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-14-2014, 04:52 AM #2830
I have decided to stop doing things "Like a Boss" and will now do things "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy."
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
"I'm a total egg slut." --Anthony Bourdain
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11-14-2014, 11:46 AM #2831¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I dont use a watch, cause the times is always on my side.
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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11-14-2014, 05:21 PM #2832Brutal skin thinning
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Apparently my neighbor doesn't watch any adult films. She asked me come over and fix her sink. I've been here for almost an hour and I'm still fixing her fking sink!
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11-14-2014, 06:46 PM #2833Registered User
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One of my friends told me she doesn't care what people think about her. So I told her I think about her naked. Turns out she's a hypocrite.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-18-2014, 06:35 AM #2834misc sneakerhead
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checking in at the gym on ******** is like doing crossfit, no one gives a chit
*Misc. Cologne Crew*
*BvB 09*
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11-18-2014, 06:57 AM #2835Registered User
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man that is a good thread
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11-18-2014, 01:04 PM #2836Registered User
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The good thing about being a meth head, Christmas is only one sleep away!!
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11-20-2014, 07:09 AM #2837Registered User
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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts? I don't even wanna talk to the living.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-20-2014, 07:21 AM #2838Registered User
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lol nice one
''Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.'' -Arnie
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11-21-2014, 09:49 AM #2839
I suppose cougar is a better term than old whore.
You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.
"I'm a total egg slut." --Anthony Bourdain
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11-21-2014, 02:26 PM #2840Registered User
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People are out eating ass, but can't say grace at dinner. Smh.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-21-2014, 07:59 PM #2841Registered User
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If at first you don't succeed, than blame Obama.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. ― Winston S. Chruchhill
*jesse. Stahp! Crew*
*Would Smash almost anything female crew*
*Low standards crew*
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11-22-2014, 07:09 AM #2842is here to fuk sh!t up!
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Remember when our ancestors used to use their mouths to communicate?
My new door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
We used to be afraid people on the internet would find us in real life. Now we're terrified people in real life will find us on the internetBe happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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11-22-2014, 07:10 AM #2843is here to fuk sh!t up!
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Birth control pills should be for men...it makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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11-25-2014, 10:16 AM #2844is here to fuk sh!t up!
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What's worse to have stuck in your head; a knife or All About That Bass?
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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11-25-2014, 10:16 AM #2845Brutal skin thinning
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In order to disburse the crowd in Ferguson, police are dropping job applications from helicopters.
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11-25-2014, 10:18 AM #2846Registered User
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Thanks for making me cringe.
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11-26-2014, 07:33 AM #2847is here to fuk sh!t up!
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What if our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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11-26-2014, 09:44 AM #2848is here to fuk sh!t up!
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I tried being modest once, as expected I was fuking amazing at it.
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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11-27-2014, 06:57 AM #2849Fecalpheliac
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yours always provide the lulz brotherOriginally Posted by steeperdolphin
any Thanksgiving ones brosSpreading Smucker's grape jelly between female booty's and licking them.
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11-28-2014, 06:45 AM #2850is here to fuk sh!t up!
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"They say when you fall for someone all the love songs start making sense. But when you fall for a skank, all the rap songs start making sense..."
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
I am black.
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