British people say that we go overboard on the fourth of july. the only thing that goes overboard is your tea.
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07-05-2014, 01:26 PM #2701Registered User
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07-09-2014, 07:56 PM #2702¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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-I only lift so I can eat more.
Dont judge...“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-10-2014, 02:29 AM #2703⚠️⚠️⚠️Alpha Alert⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Today an old man asked me for a dollar on the street. I got startled and beat him furiously. JUST KIDDING! It was a child
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07-10-2014, 10:14 PM #2704¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Trust your mind. Your heart is stupid as fuk.
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-11-2014, 06:10 AM #2705Registered Nice Guy
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Taco Bell gift cards are a great idea. People can get food & gas all at the same time.
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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07-11-2014, 05:34 PM #2706¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Seen it on the misc today:
-If you aim for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land in the stars.
That or float away in space for eternity.“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-16-2014, 07:25 AM #2707Registered User
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I pretend to need other stuff at the grocery store just so I it doesn't look like I go there strictly to buy bacon
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07-16-2014, 12:08 PM #2708¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Must be awesome to wake up and someone is bringing you your favorite breakfast in bed, it hasnt happened to me but I think it must be awesome.
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-16-2014, 05:46 PM #2709Sikhunt
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Reported 3xOriginally Posted by randombrah1
u wat m9
***OHP is the GOAT crew***
I can't fap to this.
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ayy lmao
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07-21-2014, 01:45 PM #2710tfw tryna bulk
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that feeling when 1L chocolate milk is on sale for 1 dollar <3 (20+likes)
~Canadian Crew~
Nursing Crew
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The only thing bigger than my dik is my ego
Eat C12H18Cl2N2O
C18H22O2 Hard
Sleep tight pupper
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07-22-2014, 05:18 AM #2711Registered User
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wat?Originally Posted by CanadianBrEH
"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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07-22-2014, 05:32 AM #2712Last edited by
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Dumbass drivers!
Can't wait for a guy to update his ******** status while crossing the stre
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07-22-2014, 10:29 AM #2713¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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lol this is what i thoughtOriginally Posted by ipleadthe5th
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-22-2014, 09:23 PM #2714Rep power: 100388392
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If a woman pulls out a knife in the middle of an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her woman instincts will cause her to make you a sandwich.
50+ likes and blocked a few times by feminist
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07-22-2014, 09:33 PM #2715tfw tryna bulk
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those 1L chocolate milks that go on sale for 99c at shoppers drug mart (canada of peace)Originally Posted by randombrah1
~Canadian Crew~
Nursing Crew
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The only thing bigger than my dik is my ego
Eat C12H18Cl2N2O
C18H22O2 Hard
Sleep tight pupper
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07-23-2014, 12:17 AM #2716Registered User
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Taken from "IAMTHEQUESTION" (Red) from another thread:
"I just want a girl to love me the way black guys love Chrysler 300's ."Clash of Clans
Teams: LA Rams , LA Lakers, STL Blues
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07-24-2014, 08:02 AM #2717Registered Nice Guy
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods. Then I realized people die of natural causes...
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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07-25-2014, 08:52 AM #2718Registered Nice Guy
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In the dark it takes several minutes to find the hole & stick it in. Stupid phone charger.
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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07-25-2014, 08:58 AM #2719Registered User
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Fall in love with someone that will treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye
"An independent woman is a contradiction in terms. For woman's chief want is to feel that she is wanted. Therefore it is that with women, cruelty is more easily borne than coldness. Indeed, It is astonishing how much downright cruelty a woman will stand from the man she loves or has loved. What women admire is a subtle combination of forcefulness and gentleness. If a woman has to choose between forcefulness and gentleness, always she will sacrifice the latter." - Arnold Haultain
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07-27-2014, 12:33 PM #2720¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Everyone who has found his name in a can of soda and bought it, are the choosen ones to leave soon this earthly life. But if you werent a victim of greedy manipulative marketing, you have nothing to worry about.
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-27-2014, 02:33 PM #2721¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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-Why do we put all this pressure on clouds to look like other things? Let’s let clouds be clouds!
-My kids have really been inspired by this year's World Cup. My son just bit our dog.
-I’m a committed vegan, but only between meals.
-According to a new study, narcissists use Twitter the most. Please RT.Last edited by randombrah1; 07-27-2014 at 02:42 PM.
“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-27-2014, 02:41 PM #2722¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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-Trying to come up with a metaphor for the pointlessness of life, but this hamster in a wheel is distracting me.
-A new study shows on average, men’s brains are larger than women’s. But the extra space is filled entirely with barbecue sauce.
For valentines, lol:
-A survey found that, on Valentine’s Day, men spend $87.00 more than women. I.e., a survey found that, on Valentine’s Day, men spend $87.00.
-Americans now read ******** more than the Bible. I guess nobody wants to read about a guy who could only come up with 12 friends.
All of these are from Conan U'Brien“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-27-2014, 03:10 PM #2723¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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-Just read a study claiming dogs can feel love, which is yet another way dogs are superior to cats. And comedians.
-I hate the Paparazzi, always photographing me when I’m with my family or searching through Nick Jonas’ trash.
-The "50 Shades of Grey" movie will be postponed until 2015. For "50 Shades" fans, that's agony - sweet, sweet agony.
-Government collecting data from our cell phones? No wonder @BarackObama always beats me at Words with Friends.
-Pretty sure karate was invented by a guy and a bee.
-You know what they say. So I guess I don’t have to tell you.“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-27-2014, 03:28 PM #2724¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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-I’m in the best shape of my life. Just benched twice my birth weight.
-I went to jail as a teenager and I cried the whole time. Haven’t played Monopoly since.
-Give a man a fish, and he’ll ask why you’re trying to pay for your haircut with fish.
-Who knew it was considered “harassment” to ask female interns if my Speedo’s too tight?
-I think she is stalking me. Just caught her staring at me as I crouch inside her hedges.
-Quick question: does anyone know if the “five second rule” also applies to liquids?“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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07-27-2014, 03:51 PM #2725Brutal skin thinning
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Why have all these women started talking about football since training camp opened? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't.
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07-27-2014, 07:15 PM #2726SUP?
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I'd never consider calling a woman the "C word". kunts hate being called crazy.
♞♞♞ Misc Horse Head Crew ♞♞♞ // ☮ // EDM+Dubstep Crew
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07-27-2014, 07:27 PM #2727Registered User
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Copy anything from this thread to google and the first thing that comes up is bodybuilding...
Twins/Vikings crew
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07-28-2014, 06:11 AM #2728Registered User
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Originally Posted by drock2190
10likes and 3 new friend requests.
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07-28-2014, 10:26 AM #2729Registered User
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all three posts were terrible man. please stop. I say so with the full knowledge that I will get negged in the red, but someone had to say it... it's for your own good man.Originally Posted by randombrah1
*Has to use a soundboard to order pizza crew*
Perfect choose a day to reschedule
Oneitis crew - http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168398813
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07-28-2014, 03:31 PM #2730¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Originally Posted by area64yo
Lol
57 likes“If you can walk with the crowd and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch; If all men count with you, but none too much; then you'll be a man, my son.”
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