Random blowjobs. Do you get them?

[dgosh]

Was curious if you guys will get random bj's from your woman without asking for them?

Seems like I have to initiate asking for them fml

[rickbro]

im in the same boat bro

[Philip81193]

Mine finally admitted she dislikes it....but still does it anyways
Feelsgoodman, just need to not push it

[semok27]

naa

its hard to find a needle in a hay-stack in the non-sluts around us today (what i mean is bitches that are willing to smoke c0ck)

[dgosh]

Mine finally admitted she dislikes it....but still does it anyways
Feelsgoodman, just need to not push it

tell her you hate eating her out. see how much she hates sucking your d*ck then LOL

[supacrazymonkey]

Gf in high school would. Problem was she'd give them to other guys as well :/

[drmmrRT]

not with my current. sucks cuz shes good at it too. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[MakeABanana]

Women jump out of trees and sh*t and try to suck my dick. At first, I found it amusing, but now it's a little annoying. I took up muay thai to defend myself.

[GSXR85]

All the time when the relationship is fresh, but as it goes on they quit trying so hard. Had this one girl that just couldn't give enough bjs, while I was driving, watching movies, video games, anything, she'd just go for it. Some girls just don't like doing it. I had this one girl that I went down on and she didn't even think about returning the favor until I shoved it in her mouth. Yes, it was the worst bj I'd ever gotten, but the bitch got the point that one way or the other she's returning the favor!

[BigDob]

have had a couple "wake up" blowjobs from the wife

best ever

[OcaReaper]

Yes. Ive gotten txts at night saying "I want to give you a blowjob, I want to try something."

My face complete with background music:

[memcop]

Yes

[GSXR85]

have had a couple "wake up" blowjobs from the wife

best ever

Those are wonderful, I hooked up with this one girl the night prior and woke up to her trying to ride me at about 6 in the morning. Once I woke up and realized wtf was going on it worked a little better.

[dgosh]

have had a couple "wake up" blowjobs from the wife

best ever

I now officially hate you.

I have NEVER gotten a "let me wake you up with a bj' from my girl. WTF. I have even asked for it before, she is always so damn tired in the morning.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[rcordova5]

dont get random bjs
but in for my toes curl when she licks the balls
feelsgood

[my.self]

dont get random bjs
but in for my toes curl when she licks the balls
feelsgood

ill make ur toes curl alright.

[dgosh]

Those are wonderful, I hooked up with this one girl the night prior and woke up to her trying to ride me at about 6 in the morning. Once I woke up and realized wtf was going on it worked a little better.

I can't even imagine being asleep not only through part of a BJ, but getting rock hard and her riding me THEN waking up.

That actually would be AMAZING!!!

I'd probaby wake right up if she even touched my dick let alone got it in her mouth.

I'd probably face like I am asleep then blow my load in her mouth like I had no control

[nick1990]

Those are wonderful, I hooked up with this one girl the night prior and woke up to her trying to ride me at about 6 in the morning. Once I woke up and realized wtf was going on it worked a little better.

god dammit, i gotta get a gf...

[SlimmJimm]

was curious if you guys will get random bj's from your woman without asking for them?

Seems like i have to initiate asking for them fml

all the time bro

[GSXR85]

I can't even imagine being asleep not only through part of a BJ, but getting rock hard and her riding me THEN waking up.

That actually would be AMAZING!!!

I'd probaby wake right up if she even touched my dick let alone got it in her mouth.

I'd probably face like I am asleep then blow my load in her mouth like I had no control

I don't think I was hard when she was trying to shove it in. Strong slut. lmao. I really had no idea what was going on, we were drinking the night prior, banged, passed out, then that's how I woke up. The wake up fun hasn't been to common, but it certainly was amazing the few times it happened!

god dammit, i gotta get a gf...

Whoa, whoa...don't get carried away. You just need to find some hook ups.

[BigDob]

I now officially hate you.

I have NEVER gotten a "let me wake you up with a bj' from my girl. WTF. I have even asked for it before, she is always so damn tired in the morning.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

bro tips:

1. body massage (no short **** either, make it count)
2. make her back arch and her toes tingle with only your tounge
3. setup hidden camera
4. wake up to "wake up" blow job
5. present said video/pics to the misc
6. profit!

[TheDeeJ]

have had a couple "wake up" blowjobs from the wife

best ever

got one of these from my ex gf. I woke up and said, "Aw yeah, suck my dick."

She suddenly became disgust and turned off and left the room.

[BigDob]

got one of these from my ex gf. I woke up and said, "Aw yeah, suck my dick."

She suddenly became disgust and turned off and left the room.

[JCAZ2010]

nope, one of the things that annoyed me about my ex. I tried to go down on her all the time too but she said she didn't like it. I'm like wtf well I like it so give me some head fuk.

[Smiley0385]

I can't believe so many women dislike giving their man head. I plot ways to get my hubby naked in front of me just so I can give him a bj. I waited for him to walk out of the shower this morning and gave him head. I like to keep my man happy. I wish he would return the favor.

[anonymous]

i can't even get hand relief unless i literally put her hand on it. i guess she's a good girl?

[Araj]

Was curious if you guys will get random bj's from your woman without asking for them?

Seems like I have to initiate asking for them fml

Yep.
We established this early in the relationship.
She does it quite a bit as well as other things.

[Vishus]

Life's too short to stick with a girl who doesn't like giving BJs.

[lalaland86]

Was curious if you guys will get random bj's from your woman without asking for them?

Seems like I have to initiate asking for them fml

Always have to ask. I ain't eating no box without some serious persuasion.

I thought you meant blowjobs from random sloots.

[SCG]

Fuk no. Bj on anniversary and bday. Yay get one end of this month. Fuking bs. Wish I could suck my own dik.

Before anyone says that's gay you all stroke your own cawks what's the diff.













Just to be safe no homo.