Which one of you hot ladies wants to bang me?

**TheBody7** · 02-10-2007, 09:51 PM

someone post the picture of the alasnadra on misc ********.

**The Experiment** · 02-10-2007, 09:52 PM

Ex-Terminator is a slut.

I put my heart, no wait, my soul on the line and what does he do? Talk to other people. I'm so angry!

P.S. I also like going on carnival rides. If you can win me a teddy bear, you will win my heart.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-10-2007, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by TheBody7

well you are asking to get laid so your post is usless without pics

See my avatar. I don't have any oozing sores on my face, either. You have my word.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-10-2007, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Ex-Terminator is a slut.

I put my heart, no wait, my soul on the line and what does he do? Talk to other people. I'm so angry!

P.S. I also like going on carnival rides. If you can win me a teddy bear, you will win my heart.

There, there, dear. We'll get together soon and I'll PIITB (no homo).

Better?

**TheBody7** · 02-10-2007, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

There, there, dear. We'll get together soon and I'll PIITB (no homo).

Better?

can i watch.

**The Experiment** · 02-10-2007, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

There, there, dear. We'll get together soon and I'll PIITB (no homo).

Better?

::sniffs: Well...okay. Just as long as we have a picnic first.

**siamesedream** · 02-10-2007, 09:56 PM

Isn't there some website where people sign up just to meet for casual sex? Someone on this site was talking about it, saying it's basically a myspace for sex.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-10-2007, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by TheBody7

can i watch.

Watch, hell. You're invited.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-10-2007, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by siamesedream

Isn't there some website where people sign up just to meet for casual sex? Someone on this site was talking about it, saying it's basically a myspace for sex.

Yes, here it is:

Link

**siamesedream** · 02-10-2007, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Yes, here it is:

Link

Well that website only lets you bang one guy, and I hear he's an ugly douchebag. The one I'm talking about is supposed to have lots of people, some of which are quality.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-10-2007, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by siamesedream

Well that website only lets you bang one guy, and I hear he's an ugly douchebag. The one I'm talking about is supposed to have lots of people, some of which are quality.

Yeah, I've seen him and he's pretty fugly (no homo).

**OneBetter** · 02-10-2007, 10:39 PM

reps for posting the video

**iBswole** · 02-10-2007, 11:29 PM

will the video have a golden shower? Then sir i'm whipping out my wallet!

**BigPooper** · 02-10-2007, 11:38 PM

Nor sure if it's been posted but rub and tugs are legal and about the same amount as a plane ride...give it your all!

**Atlasz** · 02-10-2007, 11:45 PM

I'll f you. Wheres my plane ticket?

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by Atlasz

I'll f you. Wheres my plane ticket?

First, you have to:

1. Be female

2. Be attractive

3. Be built well

3. Send me nudes

3. Teach me how to count

**natescope** · 02-11-2007, 09:29 AM

for those ladies not pursuing the buttsecks, you can clean my apartment

**Beklet** · 02-11-2007, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

That's an easy one. It's because escorts are illegal, consensual sex is not. Sure, there's the trick of just "leaving the money on the table" or whatever, but it's still illegal. I'm soliciting free, consensual sex, not prostitution.

How strange. In England, it is perfectly legal to pay for sex, but not to solicit.

**barbie k** · 02-11-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

I was going to make a very similair thread, but then you made this one.

im aleady on my way so you dont have to make a thread

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by barbie k

im aleady on my way so you dont have to make a thread

Stop! Don't do that!!! PM sent.

P.S. But you'll have the split the airfare costs with me, since you're coming all the way from England.

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Beklet

How strange. In England, it is perfectly legal to pay for sex, but not to solicit.

It's equally strange over here. Any two consenting adults can have sex, and it can also involve money exchanging hands with a wink and a nod, but if it's obvious, then it's illegal.

It makes no sense at all.

**clockworks203** · 02-11-2007, 10:52 AM

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by clockworks203

I agree.

**ozmeister** · 02-11-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by whatisfightclub

Who could resist a proposition like that?! That's all a woman needs in life: a mini vacation, a penor for a night and some green reps every month for the rest of her life.

I say!

dude, she looks like brad pitt!

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by ozmeister

dude, she looks like brad pitt!

Yeah. What's even worse is that she looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

**ozmeister** · 02-11-2007, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Yeah. What's even worse is that she looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

dun dun dah!!!

**Pain Inflicter** · 02-11-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Stop! Don't do that!!! PM sent.

P.S. But you'll have the split the airfare costs with me, since you're coming all the way from England.

stay away from my barbiek, fool.

**Sixtoo** · 02-11-2007, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by ozmeister

dude, she looks like brad pitt!

Originally Posted by Ex-Terminator

Yeah. What's even worse is that she looks like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

Originally Posted by ozmeister

dun dun dah!!!

I think I'm handsome. Stretch negs for everyone.

**barbie k** · 02-11-2007, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

stay away from my barbiek, fool.

lol

**Ex-Terminator** · 02-11-2007, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by ndg v2

stay away from my barbiek, fool.

Oh, yeah? Well, I guess we'll just have to have an e-fight, won't we?

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